Married AF

This episode is just Brooke and Randal.  We are in full blown post holiday “what the hell do we do now?” mode…..We had some (almost) podcast beef that resulted in some funny Twitter videos that are reminiscent of old school wrestling promos.  We talk about Surviving R. Kelly on Lifetime, and how we liked Bird Box (even though it gave Brooke crazy anxiety). There is also some Golden Globe movies that we talk about, and of course…..Madonna’s horrible butt implants that make us sad.   We had a really good time recording this, and think you will enjoy listening to it!!   #MuteRKelly #BirdBox   This episode is brought to you by….   Bio Bidet: At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com  

This episode is a double dose of podcasting couple greatness!  Jason and Christina Alme from the podcast Shit Happens When You Party Naked came over to the house this week, and we had SO MUCH FUN!  We talk about resolutions, dicks, pooping, and there may have even been a couple tears shed. Don’t forget to check out Shit Happens When You Party Naked - https://www.teamalme.com/partynakedpodcast/ We can’t wait to sit down with these 2 again!  ENJOY!!   This episode is brought to you by….   Bio Bidet: At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

This episode is a delightful Christmas Eve special (cuz that is when it was recorded) by some of the wonderful kiddos in our family. Griffin (13), Casey (19), and Jordan (16) are your hosts tonight and they are discussing all things about Christmas including their favorite Christmas movies, and their favorite traditions.   This episode is brought to you by….   Bio Bidet: At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

UPDATED - I was finally able to edit the audio, but there is about 15 min that was just silence, so I cut that out as well.  Around minute 12(ish) there is a weird jump in the conversation and that is why :)   MERRY CHRISTMAS! On tonight’s episode, before we talk to Rachel, we had Jodie B from the PoBoys Podcast come on to talk about the Randy Couture “sex with himself” video.  Then we get in to our monthly chat with the great and powerful, Rachel Miller! This time we talk about New Year’s Resolutions…..do we intentionally set unrealistic goals for ourselves?  What is the best way to make new friends in the new year?   (0:00 - 17:40) Intro/Jodie B and the Randy Couture video (17:41 - 1:40:41) Rachel Miller, New Year’s Resolutions   This episode is brought to you by...   Bio Bidet: At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com  

This episode is a 2 for 1! The first half is just Brooke and Randal talking about the SEC Championship Game, and the recent passing of our 41st President (don’t worry, still no politics). Then the second half of this episode is a Q and A session with a special guest, Miles, from the Miles and Crawford Variety Hour!.We talk about things like which type of underwear we prefer, and also how to be a good spouse. Follow MIles and Crawford on Twitter (@MCVarietyHour), and on Instagram (@milesncrawford). (0:00 - 15:49) Intro/SEC Champ Game and College Football Playoffs (15:50 - 31:13) Passing of George H.W. Bush and who was acting like a terd at the funeral (31:14 - 54:47) Our podcast gang and podcaster superlatives (54:48 - 2:00:31) Q and A with Miles This episode is brought to you by... Bio Bidet: At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off! Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order. Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)! Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

In this episode, we talk to Jenna Minecci, who has had 7+ knee surgeries and is still kicking ass!  She wrote a book about her journey and now spends her time as a personal trainer and certified corrective exercise specialist.   And then after we talk to Jenna, we give a recap of the most recent Walking Dead episodes!   Go check out Jenna’s website: www.jennactive.com Follow her on Instagram: @jennactive And make sure to check out her book “Surviving 7: The Expert’s Guide to ACL Surgery”, available on Amazon.   (0:00 - 2:20) Intro (2:22 - 59:02) Jenna Minecci (59:03 - 1:31:49) The Walking Dead recap (season 9, episodes 7 and 8)   This episode is brought to you by...   Bio Bidet: At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

Happy Thanksgiving!! This episode is a match made in heaven - Married AF + The Full Release!  Mo Mandel and Dr Ashley were so much fun to hang out with and we really hope we can do it again sometime. Mo is a comedian, and Dr Ashley is a dick doctor. What more could we ask for?? Make sure you go listen to their podcast The Full Release, and follow them on social media: IG: @thefullreleasepod, @therealmomandel, @ashleygwinter Twitter: @FullReleasePod, @momandel , @AshleyGWinter Call and leave them a voicemail, they answer your questions on the podcast: 213-631-3460 You should also go check out Mo’s stand-up comedy special on Amazon Prime: Mo Mandel - Negative Reinforcement   This episode is brought to you by...   Bio Bidet: At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

It’s our monthly chat with Rachel Miller! With the holidays right around the corner, we asked our listeners to send in questions about family relationships and the stress associated with this time of year. We got a lot of good questions ranging from being grossed out by watching old people eat to questions related to trauma caused by another family member during childhood.   We also talk about Santa and some of our favorite things to do during this wonderful holiday season. You can follow Rachel on Twitter @MillerRachelD   This episode is brought to you by...   Bio Bidet: At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

Tonight’s episode it’s just Brooke and Randal again.  Lots of announcements and reminders at the beginning of the show.  We toast to Stan Lee and discuss some of our podcast friends as well as a recent beef (kinda) that Randal had with the host of another show.  Brooke gives a recap of this past Sunday’s Walking Dead episode, and then we answer some listener questions.   (0:00 - 22:23) Intro, Winner for the “I shit myself” contest, Guest of the year finalists, R’s 30 day weight loss challenge (22:24 - 37:56) Toast to Stan Lee, Amy Lyle is a boss, Randal’s podcast beef, Jodie B is a good friend (37:57 - 43:37) Pete Davidson and Dan Crenshaw squash their beef (43:38 - 58:27) The Walking Dead recap (season 9, episode 6) (58:28 - 1:18:15) Listener questions   At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

Tonight’s episode it’s just Brooke and Randal talking about whatever is on our mind.  Brooke got a new tattoo (spoiler alert...it matches Randal’s). We also talk about current events and Brooke finally gives a Walking Dead recap.   (0:00 - 6:20) Intro and shots (6:21 - 13:19) Random shit (13:20 - 31:54) Current events - Pete Davidson, Jim Acosta, Christmas Abbott (31:55 - 43:27) Listener questions (43:28 - 58:12) The Walking Dead recap (season 9, episodes 4 and 5)   At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com  

Tonight we had the pleasure of speaking with one of the smartest 21 year olds you would ever meet! Maggie is a beautiful human that is on her way to doing amazing things.   She is finishing school at UGA (Go Dawgs!) with a focus in Nutrition, and has a background in bodybuilding and currently has a business as a personal trainer. Her and Randal share a chiropractor, Dr Jason Addison, and are both grateful for his treatments. We had a great time talking to her and hope to meet up with her again soon!   Follow Maggie on social media: Snapchat - @Anthropediac Twitter - @TheOffMaggieMay Instagram - @maggielifts   ENJOY! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

We’ve got a mini episode tonight to keep the Halloween fun going!  Randal and Brooke each give their bottom 5 Halloween candy…..or Top 5 least favorite.  However you prefer to say it.   It’s a fun quickie…...ENJOY!   At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com  

Happy Halloween, friends!  In tonight’s episode we take a new shot, and then answer a bunch of listener questions that we haven’t been able to get to on previous episodes.     We also give a recap (kinda) of the new Halloween movie….mostly just give spoilers.     Sorry, no time stamps today….enjoy!!   At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast   And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

Tonight’s episode is just Brooke & Randal.  We take a new shot and read another “I pooped myself” story for our contest.   Then we take a trip down memory lane and go through Randal’s middle school slow jam mix tape selections.  We also answer some fun listener questions like “what does Randal’s beard smell like right now?”, and then we wrap it up with a recap of The Walking Dead from Sunday night.   ENJOY!   (0:00 - 8:50) Intro/shots (8:51 - 13:21)  Aunt Deneen’s shit story (13:22 - 39:00) R’s slow jam playlist (39:01 - 59:43) Listener questions (59:44 - 1:17:01) The Walking Dead recap (season 9, episode 3)   At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com

Tonight we had our regularly scheduled monthly chat with our pal, Rachel Miller.  Except that this episode was a little different - Q&A for Rachel. We go through listener questions about silly, personal stuff as well as some questions that relate to Rachel’s field of expertise - Family and Couples Therapy. Don’t forget to follow Rachel on Twitter: @MillerRachelD ENJOY! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Married AF is also brought to you by Spunk Lube (@SpunkLube)!   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and follow us on social media: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast And please send any of your questions for the  next episode with our resident Family & Couples Therapist, Rachel Miller or any questions you have for us to marriedafpod@gmail.com