The Bachelor Masters

It may be that Katie is here from the wrong reasons. At least that’s how we feel after watching this Men Tell All where Katie was, at least, tuned out and, at worst, pissed off. We try to decipher that riddle while also talking at length about Conner’s make-out session with an audience member, which […]

In an episode so full of cringe, we thought we’d remind you’all that, for Greg, 1 plus 2 equals 3. Meaning, he’s vanilla. Along with Greg we discuss Katie’s seeming obsession with him, whether Blake is the fantasy suite sex pick, why the other couple other guys are probably good catches, some cringe dating moments […]

It’s the end of the line for Hunter, Aaron, Connor and a few others. We do a proper memorial for them but not before we discuss the two front-runners Greg and Blake. It all comes under the shadow of some un-sex-positive statements by Katie which Blake tries overcome by talking about how many times he… […]

In this podcast episode we start by wondering just how creepy Bad Beard Blake is. Then we wonder how creepy Hunter is. Then we wonder if Andrew S is creepy (spoiler: he’s not). These kind of conversations are necessary in a week five where the number of men is trimmed yet we’re still getting to […]

We know we’re titling this episode after Aaron’s quip to Thomas, but we also talk a lot about Aaron and Thomas in this episode so, ya know, it fits. Thomas, of course, takes up a lot of the show’s time this week and we give it a full analysis along with Aaron’s anger problems, Blake’s […]

A few people weasel there way in, including Nick as the not-qualified leader of a group therapy session, Thomas onto the show in general, and Aaron into other people’s business. We discuss this after mentioning the Rick and Morty premiere (sorry!) then go on to deep dive on topics brought up during the aforementioned group […]

We start the podcast episode talking about Co-host Craig’s birthday, which he’s sad about, and iPods, which he’s more happy about. Then Co-host Iciar clears up some definitions from last week, including the Prince Harry Effect. We then talk about the episode in particular, including whether or not Greg is still desirable, some thoughts on […]

We’re back for a new season and we jump right into things by discussing… the length of our podcast episodes? It wouldn’t be the Bachelor Masters without tangents, but we do get back on track pretty quickly and discuss Tayshia and Kaitlyn, Cat Guy, Box Guy, Blowup Doll Guy, the other guys, and, of course, […]

Here we are at the last episode of the season and wouldn’t you know it, it’s Matt’s Mom and Dad who take center stage (literally and figuratively) to derail Matt’s quest for love. Co-host Craig equates it to going on Dating Naked and getting upset that you’re naked. That’s what this ending was like! We […]

We start off this podcast episode really excited because not only are we recording at a reasonable hour of the day and week, but we had a couple listener reviews come in! We read those and jab a bit about some random topics before getting into Matt and his Dad’s reconciliation, the dates with Michelle, […]

In this podcast episode we argue about a few things (and the podcast works best when we’re arguing), for example about who is deserving of love. Does everyone deserve love? Does deserving love require people to pay in cultural currency? Along with that debate we argue about Katie, knowing we’re not the only one’s arguing […]

Co-host Caitlin is back this week and with her we talk about a range of topics both Bachelor-related and not, including classical music, southern music, and sunglasses. We also start a listener drive (tell everyone you know about the Bachelor Masters!). Pertaining to the show, we then analyze the different home town dates, speculating on […]

We’re late recording this podcast, we know, but we try to get back into the conversation with our typical Bachelor Masters takes. This includes conversation on the racism of Chris Harrison, Kit’s next-level vocal fry, Heather’s epic use of the word like, tantric yoga, Rachel’s unawareness of racism, Abigale getting cut, and a lot more. […]

In this podcast episode we talk about a not-so-great Bachelor episode that is once again full of producer intervention. It seems the producers can’t help themselves, whether it’s Heather’s arrival and subsequent skirting of security, Katie’s strange date alongside Tyler, or the random (and repeated) carnival popup and subsequent stuffed animal selection. We’re here to […]

Despite Co-host Craig’s best attempts to talk about Kit for this whole podcast episode, we end up talking about all of the other events of the week and, well, Kit. To Co-host Craig, there’s just so much in Kit and Matt’s five minute date to talk about: the cookies, the height and age difference, the […]