The Bachelor Masters

In this podcast episode we explore regressions in aspects of Michelle’s journey, for example, her ex who made her physically sick. The guys get regressive too, such as Martin’s un-woke comments on women in Miami. We also talk about whether Joe likes Michelle, wonder where Clayton’s personality is, and finish, as usual, with the Fashion […]

In this episode Michelle gets upset that the guys aren’t paying attention to her. And in this podcast episode Co-host Craig gets upset that friend-of-the-pod Jay in LA has seen the band Berlin in concert seven times. Co-hosts Iciar and Caitlin try to explain to him that people go to concerts and indeed see the […]

Rude awakening? That’s what Jamie must have experienced after the filming of this episode. He thought he was the singular front-runner only to be stopped in his tracks by Nayte and the rest of the fellas. We talk about that after going over some of the other elements of the show, such as Top Gun, […]

Like the board game Risk, the men on this season of the Bachelorette are starting strong with their strategies and gambits. Is Jamie going to be successful in both his lying about Joe and telling Michelle about the trauma of his youth? Is Joe going to be successful courting a women he ghosted so long […]

We’re back to ask the big questions this season, such as why Ryan would dare put all of his cryptic writings into a folder titled, “Bachlorette” (sic). Then we talk about all of the other men who stream into Michelle’s life with gags including an AC/DC schoolboy look, ruler play, and… actually that might be […]

In this podcast episode we speculate on whether the bad press that befell Brendan, Pieper, and Ivan might deter future influencers from running the same tactics on the show. But then we remember that Thomas, Aaron, James, and countless others have had successful redemption arcs on Bachelor in Paradise, so what is the risk? We […]

In this podcast episode we debate a few topics, including who was right in the Noah-Abigail breakup and who was right in the Aaron-Ivan argument. We also get into an fight over who is Co-host Craig’s favorite, which gets him pretty worked up. He cool’s down by asking Co-host Iciar and Co-host Caitlin about their […]

This week we have… actual alarm bells. Like, really, they’re going off in Co-host Craig’s building because they’re testing the fire alarm system. If you can deal with that, you can deal with anything including Kenny licking tacos off of Mari, Aaron’s big-time bro-out, Joe’s socks, and a big tropical storm that leads to no […]

There is only one episode of Bachelor in Paradise to discuss this week, and is that the source of Co-host Craig’s depression? Whether it is or not, he is good at projecting his depression symptoms onto his other co-hosts resulting in a melancholy first few minutes of the podcast. But it picks up after that, […]

In this podcast episode Co-host Craig starts us off by talking ethics, particularly, whether Pieper, Brendan, Chris C, and Alana are the role models of this season. Checking him in that argument is Co-host Caitlin, who actually has training in ethics. It leads to a good old fashioned Bachelor Masters argument about the rules of […]

In this podcast episode Co-host Craig insists that he is vindicated on a number of issues from last week. The other co-hosts disagree (except for maybe Co-host Caitlin who is in the middle). It leads to some raucous debate as they weave through topics including Tammy’s betrayal, Aaron and Thomas’ fight, Demi’s sexual weaponry, Maurissa’s […]

The energy is back in this episode so the energy is back in our podcast! Listen in for our deep dives into various contestants, including Maurissa, Thomas, and Aaron, and various events, including sex in the boom boom room. We also debut a brand new Bachelor Masters segment: the Co-host Caitlin’s Mom Minute, where Co-host […]

This week’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise was low energy. It was so low energy, in fact, that the power went out at Co-host Craig’s place while watching it. So, he missed some things, but that doesn’t stop us from recapping the best we can. Which is to say, we try our best knowing that […]

Here we are at the finale of the Katie saga and wouldn’t you know it, she picks Blake. Yes, that Blake… Bad Beard Blake. She actually picks him, and we’re here to try and figure out how such a picking could have happened. We talk about all of that and, of course, Greg’s appearance on […]

Get ready for a knock-down drag-out fight between our co-hosts to determine the truth behind Greg’s nefarious behavior towards Katie. Is he legit blindsided that Katie didn’t reciprocate his I love you? Were his actions the result of an elaborate plan to remove himself from the show? Is Greg the victim of emotional weaknesses? We […]