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Dedicated Slackers

Summary: As two (2) recent college graduates and current awkward 20-somethings, friends and fellow crazy people Tanner and Erek understand that we are living in socially revolutionary times. They don't really do anything on this podcast to address that but they do get a tad inebriated and discuss the trivial things that you probably actually care about deep down once you get past all the fake woke-ness on the surface. This includes everything from music to condiments. So uhhhhh yeah, welcome in, Dads.

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 Episode 42.5: Bonafide Bono Boners (Ft. Mystery Mel) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:03

Tanner's voice still sounds like a squeaky faucet, so we had to drop the bonus episdode as the main episode this week. Mystery Mel was still in the building for this, as we discuss the time Tanner almost killed a man with her car. We also talk some more about Jersey, cats, cliff jumping, and Runescape. Support on Patreon or uhhhh fucking die: www.patreon.com/dedicatedslackers

 Episode 42: Tripping Over Nothing (Ft. Mystery Mel) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:01:09

FIRST OFF, WE FORGOT TO PLUG THE SHOW AT AMITYVILLE MUSIC HALL THIS SUNDAY 'CAUSE WE ARE TRASH BUT COME THROUGH!! https://bit.ly/2TTPter So Mel is back but this time in person. Which you'd think would be a good thing, except for the fact that her and Erek can't seem to be able to hold a microphone without stroking the cable, gah damn, that noise sounds bad. Don't worry, we'll stop being lazy and go back to the mic stands for the next ep. Also Edd just started yelling on the phone in the middle of the pod for some reason. Yeah, this is a disaster. But there's some good ol' Jersey versus Long Island talk in this one as well as NY versus LA. As long as it's not Florida, amirite, fellas??!! Where my Florida Man at? Support on Patreon or uhhhh fucking die: https://www.patreon.com/dedicatedslackers

 Episode 41: Tom Cruise Tooth (Ft. Mystery Mel) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:00:30

Tanner is dying. In classic fashion, Edd does a fantastically awful job trying to replace him. Our dear friend Mystery Mel joins us and we discuss things such as cats, the asymmetry of Tom Cruise's face, and Daniel Radcliffe doing the sex with a horse. Many friends of the show are performing at Amityville Music Hall on March 24. Roll through: https://www.amityvillemusichall.net/event/9057015/mini-mac-agstract-the-ak-s-christian-went-prince-smith-tommy-watson-dj-mastermind/ To help stop Tanner from sounding like he's a manboy, subscribe here: https://www.patreon.com/dedicatedslackers

 Episode 40: Podcast Internacional (Adriana Proenza Interview) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:48:36

Well kids, this is an episode we've been looking forward to for a bit. We were finally able to pod with Spanish musical artist Adriana Proenza. She was nice enough to FaceTime with us all the way from Madrid and discuss everything from her passion as a musician and actress to dying record labels in the music industry to the meaning of life. That's right, Dads, we get serious on this one. So uhh open up your ear holes. You may learn a thing or two (2). Thanks again Adriana for putting up with our American bullshit. Her song played at the end of the episode is "About This Place." Go stream and buy that shit. You can listen to Adriana Proenza's music here: https://spoti.fi/2U2GKCN and follow her on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/proenzadriana/ For exclusive Slackers content, CLICK THIS, DAD: https://www.patreon.com/dedicatedslackers

 Episode 39: Cheese Cult | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:53:13

We let Uber Edd talk about his flat earth theories for way too long. But other than that, Erek tells a story about how a woman with no vagina became pregnant and gave birth successfully (yee haw I love it when I question everything I know). Also, Tanner brings up the time Donald Duck dropped the hard R on Daffy Duck. Last but not least, we briefly discuss Drake and how he is showing some of the same red flags that R. Kelly had. However, we discuss this more at length in our latest and wokest bonus episode. So pls give us money to hear it. Just $1 a month, baby. Over at Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers

 Episode 38: Disney XXXD (Ft. Farid Audee) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:05:32

Musical artist Farid Audee joins us live via motherfucking satellite to discuss the 3 M’s: music, Mexican food, and Modelo. His new single will be hitting February 18. For now, you can follow his IG for other musics: https://www.instagram.com/faridaudee/ AND DON'T FORGET TO COME THROUGH TO THE WEST END LOUNGE ON FEB. 1 TO SEE FRIENDS OF THE SLACKERS TOMMY WATSON, MINI MAC, AND SCRAMBLED. If you are already subscribed to the Dedicated Slackers Patreon, thank you for your service. If not, click here and give us 4 quarters a month so Tanner can afford actual therapy instead of using Phineas and Ferb as a substitute.

 Episode 37: 2019's Not Your F*$%ing Year | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:56:17

After a holiday hiatus, the bois are back and discussing yogurt, antibiotics, kombucha, and how all of these things relate to YOUR health. We're experts like those mfs on the TV who yell at you for being fat as hell. Speaking of health, Tanner got cleared to stop taking the medication that he actually stopped taking ages ago and Erek has been getting absolutely SHREKT on a regular basis. He even showed up at a medical research event covered in Fallout Christmas Sweater covered in beer and pizza bagel stains. Finally, the bois debate how live "Live PD" actually is. If you are already subscribed to the Dedicated Slackers Patreon, thank you for your service. If not, click here and give us 4 quarters a month so Erek can bring all of his beer-stained clothing to the laundromat: https://www.patreon.com/dedicatedslackers

 A Slackers Special: What Day is Christmas? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:13:12

Consider this our holiday gift to you. A whopping thirteen (13) minutes of incoherent rambling. Santa is cancelled.

 Episode 36: Neon Noodle Disease (Ft. Mini Mac) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:57:15

I'm going to be honest. We spend a majority of this episode just trying to order Thai food. Trying. We had Mini Mac on because his new EP is flame emojis and he has some live appearances at senior citizen bingo nights coming up. We also bring in our new Senior Shade Correspondent, Tommy Watson, in order to spill some hot tea. Listen to Mini Mac's brand new EP Mac Mentality here: https://fanlink.to/MiniMac Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and email DedicatedSlackerspod@gmail.com to be entered to win a free Nut Button.

 Episode 35: The Hot Sauce Megapod (Fun for the Whole Family) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:13:53

For some reason Uber Edd is obsessed with hot sauce. As a result, he purchased a twenty (20)dollar bottle of the Last Dab Reduxx hot sauce from the show Hot Ones. We then had the brilliant idea to take a dab of it every time we swore during the recording of this episode. We may have some regrets. But it was worth it to be able to deliver a nice clean episode to the children. That's right, folks. You can finally listen to the Slackers in your 2010 Kia Senoda when you're on the way to drop off your 11 kids at their respective sports practices. You're welcome. Listen now. NOW. I said now, dammit. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and email DedicatedSlackerspod@gmail.com to be entered to win a free Nut Button. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

 Episode 34: Migos Feat. Takeoff | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:00:04

Sorry for the hiatus, my friends. And sorry it seems like we do these apologies a lot. We probably shouldn't even apologize. You saw the name of the show, you knew what you were signing up for. Anyway, we are officially going to stop putting Uber Edd in the episode titles because he's an official Slacker whether he likes it or not. Even though he keeps juuling indoors at Sex Dungeon Studios. F***ing hooligan. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and email DedicatedSlackerspod@gmail.com to be entered to win a free Nut Button. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

 Episode 33: THE CUMMYBACK (Ft. Mini Mac & Uber Edd) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:11:31

Well bois and gals, we're back. This is the unofficial official Halloween episode of the pod, as Mini Mac and Uber Edd discuss their journey to the abandoned psych ward of King's Park. Mini Mac also finally tells the inspiring true story about his time spent in the Elmo costume. Meanwhile, Tanner's still tryna make some cummies with the bois. Also, Uber Edd throws kielbasa in a boat and this somehow causes Erek to ruin The Iron Giant for everyone forever. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and email DedicatedSlackerspod@gmail.com to be entered to win a free Nut Button. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

 Episode 32: Honda Civic Ghost Hunters | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:49:29

After destroying the audio and turning the original Episode 32 into a lost episode, the Slackers are back in your ear holes with some fresh content. Yes, yes, we talk about recent happenings like the McGregor / Khabib fight and the Kavanagh hearing but we spend a majority of the time talking about what you really want to hear, which is none of that shit. It’s officially Spooky Szn so Erek talks about his abandoned boarding school adventure while Tanner explains how he eats hot cum with his bois. Not to mention we finally introduced the Chris Hansen soundboard to the Dedicated Slackers experience. No turning back now. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

 Bonus Episode 7: She Birthed This Gem | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:51:42

Well....we fucked up again and didn't check the audio sooooo all of Episode 31 is distorted. We thought about just alienating the entirety of our 17 person fanbase by putting out that torturous episode anyway. But instead of making your ears bleed. we've opted to give you guys one (1) of our classic bonus episodes for free to show you what you've been missing if you aren't subscribed on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for one (1) dollar a month. To make it up to you guys, we'll put out a brand new episode next week instead of making you wait a whole fourteen (14) days. But for now, enjoy this audio masterpiece from May 22. And smash that mf subscribe button on Patreon if you like it 'cause we're starving out here, daddio. ORIGINAL EPISODE DESCRIPTION (5/22/18): If you couldn't tell by the title, we shift from dads to moms in this one. Mom life. Erek also discusses what it's like to grow up learning English as a second (2nd) language and how he used to eat Pixy Stix whole. Those two (2) things are unrelated though. At least I think so. Tanner discusses the time he ended up sketched out by a Mamba candy at BOBBYYYY'S on Halloween. Both Slackers shed insight on how to properly start a podcast and they also give their music picks for the week. Shoutout to the Everafter. Yee.

 Episode 31: Choking on a Banana (Ft. Mini Mac & Uber Edd) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:54:19

We back. We give Mini Mac a tour of Sex Dungeon Studios and then listen to Uber Edd’s stories about dressing up in costumes at toddlers’ birthday parties and scaring little children. Speaking of children, we discuss Drake’s relationship with them. Hoo boi. To cap off the episode, we talk about white rapper beef and some recent music releases. Oh by the way, when Tanner mentioned the short film Kevin, he meant the short film Noah. He's an idiot. RIP Mac Miller. If you really enjoy our annoying voices, please support on Patreon.com/DedicatedSlackers for instant access to all the bonus episodes. Luv u bbgrl.

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