The Comic Book Haters

Like a Scirocco blowing through the desert- not the wind, but a shitty VW Scirocco that's low on gas and rusting through the floorboards, CBH comes blowing through your iPods and personal media players! Witness the return of the CBH! And the addition of DJ Fonzi, who used to be DJ Whipcream, who used to be about 3 or 4 other names, too. Have we "jumped the shark?" Hells yeah we have, but that was like a hundred and forty episodes ago. So sit back and enjoy the mellow sounds of the CBH boys discussing the finer points of Sweet Tooth, Beetle Bailey, and Hagar the Horrible. Download here, if you dare!

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The sweet, dulcet tones of home... And a voice of idiocy amongst the retarded. Let's just dance between the raindrops, you and I. Mind you, when them music stops, I'm yankin' the seat out from under yer ass. Because this cake-walk is mine. And so is that cake, muhmukkah. Clicky clicky for CYH episode 14.

The Comic Book Haters - Season Three, Episode Two from The Comic Book Haters on Vimeo. Here's the streaming edition of CBHIVSS2E2, acronymphiles! Alright, so technically that isn't an acronym. Well, acronymphiles isn't even a word; so there!!

The Comic Book Haters - Season Three, Episode Two from The Comic Book Haters on Vimeo. CBH Indie Video Spotlight S2E2- Arcade of Cruelty from The Comic Book Haters on Vimeo.

Hey there, shit-sausages. How's it hanging? Would you like to see what the CBH crew has been up to? You would? Well, howsafuckingbout that? You're in luck, fucktards. The Indie Video Spotlight now includes CBH-Videocity- a patented technique wherein moving pictures will be displayed on your computermachines or video-enabled-iVictrolas. Join the CBH fellas as they peruse an indie book called Arcade of Cruelty. Check it out, won't you? Clicky-clicky here, bucko. (The file is large and the download might be slower than usual. A streaming version will be available tomorrow for impatient assholes who don't mind waiting an extra day.)

CBH Indie Video Spotlight S3E2 - Blazing Combat from The Comic Book Haters on Vimeo.

Due to popular demand, the Comic Book Haters return to the mini-screen with a riveting exploration of the recent Blazing Combat reprint collection. Once thought long dead, the CBH crew has returned to the netwaves with a new recording of their innermost thoughts and opinions. Yes, it's the premiere episode of Season Three of the Indie Video Spotlight, and once again it's a Fantagraphics selection. Hey, let's face it; they print up some good comics. Join Schooly G, Umbrellaman, and DJ Sloofus as they venture further into the field of funnybook madness. In layman's terms, this is a new video episode. We review Blazing Combat. Capeesh? Click here to download this thrilling debut episode of Season Three. Streaming episode will be available tomorrow!

Are you in the mood for a headache? Well, ME NEITHER. So, remember the show's called "Check Yer Head...Comix". First: we check your head (think HOCKEY), THEN...we talk about Comix. Note the three dots that separate the head thing from the comix thing. So, load that bowl, pop that top, strip down to yer comfy undies (boxers are more covering, my friends...we don' wanna see yer junk), and get ready for a brag-fest! Happy Birthday, muhmukkahs! Click here to get it.

Hey everybody! It seems like the last episode was a month ago or more! WOW! Isn't time weird? Speaking of time, a new Doctor Who is out! AND a new Red Dwarf! Nerds the world over have all smegged in their pants. (Their own pants, sadly.) Put this together with a new CBH episode and you truly have a shitacular week. So click here if you want to hear Sloofus and Schooly talk about some shitty comic called Warlord as well as a sneak peak at the new Doctor Who and Red dwarf episodes. Enjoy! See you next month! (That may be a joke- but it might not be. Time will tell. Shut up- this shit is free.)

Until then, enjoy this video clip, featuring a young Sloofus.

Who watches The Watchmen? Not me, I can tell you that. But Sloofus did. And he can't stop gushing about the goddamn movie. But what did the Haters think of the actual comic? Do you really want to know? Click here to hear two half-wits give their impressions. Yes, I know the picture is a repeat. But it's fucking funny. Stop bitching. This shit is free.

Hey, y'all. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the CBH boys (minus Umbrellaman) visited a comic-con? Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the CBH boys visited the NEW YORK comic- con? How about if they talked about it afterwards? This episode's highlights: - Sloofus spills an $8 drink at the entrance of podcast alley - Schooly plays a bunch of videogames drunk, just like he does every night at his home - Umbrellaman stays home and pulls his pud because he didn't go to NYCC Click here to check this shit out, yo.

So long, and thanks for nothing.

We here at CBH Command have had plenty of Shitaculars in the the past: the one about when Cappy got killed, the one where Sloofus lost his wallet in a hooker, and another one, too. But this Shitacular is special. Please join the CBH boyz (please check local listings for spelling correctness) as they weigh in on shit that no one really cares that much about. Click here to express your displeasure. All derision should be hurled toward thecomicbookhaters at yahoo dot com.