Release The Clowns Sketch Comedy Podcast

It's a second helping of Christmas with an extra dollop of New Year as we answer the BIG questions: What do you get for someone who has everything? Is Dim Towelling's tortoise a ghost? Can we have jelly AND ice cream? And is Donald Trump The Jabberwocky?

Christmas Special Part 1: We gear up for a fake Christmas as Santa goes to the doctor, we put up and turn on the fairy lights, we catch a Christmas disorder, go loco with a tortoise and Jesus Mitchell saves the Eastenders Christmas! Ho ho ho! And a big Merry Christmas to you all.

Join our quest for laughs this week! Can you endure the terrors of automated phone calls? Will you go toe to toe with Germaine Greer in the French version of Woman's Hour? Or survive the mighty Kraken and tea with elderly parents? All for National Trust membership and a kiss from Sweet Sally Wainwright of Mafeking Terrace, 13B above the sweet shop?

Season 2 of Duluth's favourite sketch comedy podcast has landed! It's stuffed with handy tips on how to: help lighthouse keepers chill out with elephants, pitch terrible movie ideas, catch killers, create Dada-esque movie trailers, take thought showers and create an abyss of madness in your garden. What a way to celebrate our first birthday and kick off season 2!

Foul-mouthed tortoises and Biblical heroes? Organ lessons and angry double glazing salesmen? Lazy medics and killers dressed as apes? What other sketch comedy podcast on earth can offer all that? None. Only Release The Clowns! The home of peak UK silliness.

Are you: A) Ovulating; B) Tied to a table made of gold; C) Tracking a ruthless killer; D) A witch with attitude; or E) Looking for the perfect Biblical quote? If you answered 'yes' or 'no' to any of those, then this week's sketch comedy podcast is for you. If you're not sure of the answer and would like to discuss any of the issues raised in this show description, then simply listen to the show and all will be explained. Or not.

Ever wanted to go to a fantasy realm for a stag do? Or cycle with Edwardian ladies, rob a bank, blow up an asteroid, or cast spells to defeat the armies of evil? You can do all that and more in this week's mind boggling sketch comedy podcast! This week with added dogs. Yes, we guarantee 100% more dogs in this episode than last week's. But no cats. If you want cats, download episodes 1 and 7. For gerbils, you want episode 14, for zombie pigeons, episode 21.

This week we invited film legend Brian De Palma to direct our comedy sketch podcast and boy, what a show we've got! We wrap up warm for a polar expedition, undergo a medical 'procedure', pay our respects to a deceased kleptomaniac, invade other people's personal space, get away with murder and have a prostate exam. Typical week, really...

In this week's delicious comedy sketch podcast, we discover that the first casualty of war is hair; that you don't cross the Hare Krishnas; that beekeepers need exercise too; that there are few things worse than ending up in Runcorn and that even the Lord of Darkness should be careful what he wishes for.

The Web's favourite comedy sketch podcast is back from the summer break with a hatful of brand new silliness: Jesus on Eastenders, parents who get everyday phrases wrong, straight men being funny, the toughest check out lady ever to wield a pricing gun in the mean aisles of the roughest supermarket in Britain & more!

What happens when a comedy sketch podcast goes wrong? Find out in our out-takes special. Hear some of our favourite sketches and then hear how we royally cocked them up in the studio in early takes. It's an insight into how much fun we have making the show, even when our brains and mouths have stopped working in harmony. We've got fluffs, flubs, profanity and a cat ensemble. Yes, a cat ensemble!

Get ready for a historical comedy sketch bonanza! It's all our favourite historical Release The Clowns sketches in one place. That's right, we've opened up our archives in the hope that we may educate, illuminate, elucidate and inform. From Medieval emojis to off-key Hieroglyphics, from the humble Tommy to the valiant Suffragette, from the darkest hours to the dazzling genius of Leonardo and Freud,  we capture the grand sweep of human development, and filter it through the prism of peak UK sketch silliness.

In this week's comedy sketch podcast extravaganza we get our street slang dictionary out for a great new holiday destination, we get hassled by fat-shaming babies, Daleks relax, there's a ruined climax in a fringe theatre, two straight men try to be funny and we road test the new Diabolical Disintegrating Death Ray. All good family fun!

This episode of Scandinavia's second favourite comedy sketch podcast has everything - Budgie wrangling, home operations, a way of solving all your relationship problems through extreme violence, the whole of world history with Lucy Worsley, crap war reporting, the entire universe with Brian Cox and, of course, the World Cup. Yes, it's coming home!* *Release The Clowns cannot guarantee that this is the football World Cup, or that it will actually come home.  

As the Release The Clowns comedy sketch podcast hits the 10,000 downloads per episode mark, we head to Liars Anonymous via the King's Fringe Theatre costume department. On the way we meet the unfunniest men in comedy, Edwardian ladies with a serious case of moustache envy and a bunch of *rseholes. Then we've just got time for tea - but woe betide you if you don't offer to make it for your colleagues!