Sassychat Podcast

Tina may have hula hooped her way through Hooters back in the 90’s, but she was no push over.  Have you ever been confronted in the parking lot by your wait staff?  No?  That’s strange.  And Jen has had some nutty experiences working at Perkins with her bestie, Aileen, in her high school days.  Bar…

Has anyone ever told you that you have a big head? Today’s podcast will bring a whole new meaning to that phrase, and it will be accompanied by a visual that you will never forget. Sorry about that. Oh, and then there’s the story about the non-retracting dog penis. Are you thinking about dog penises now? Sorry about that as well. Today’s caller is Mitch from Minneapolis, Minnesota. Incredulously, he is a mind reader! What are the odds?!?

Jen and Tina are clearly more than just sisters. They are the real-life Wonder Twins. Activate! Shape of: an eyeball. They’ve had some strange synchronicities throughout their sisterhood, and no one can stop the magic between them. Not even Mr. Morris or Mrs. Jaco, TRA LA LA LA LA! Today’s caller is Christy from St. Paul, Minnesota. She can hardly handle the sound of fingernails being clipped at work. Especially since she doesn’t work at a salon. Ewww!

Tina and Jen have nothing for Vegas, so they’re packing up their coffee pot and gettin’ outta there. BUT, it wasn’t a total loss. The lip synching phenomenon, Britney, and the sisters' lumberjack seatmate really saved the day, jazz hands and all. And honorable mention goes to Tina’s new Facebook friend, the paranormal mind reader. Boy, the things this guy can do with a dictionary and a feather. Unbelievable. Today’s caller is Fatima from Iowa City. Her little sister has dropped a bombshell on the family. And right in time for the holidays. Go figure.

You think Tina had bad luck in the dating department (see Episode 5)? Well, Jen has been to hell and back with not one, not two, but THREE stalkers over the years. Crazy, right? After listening to this episode, you’ll be sure to learn what NOT to do when faced with a stalker. Way to go, Jen! Today’s caller is Melissa from Phoenix. Her job is squelching her creativity. Can she visualize her way into a new future? We sure hope so!

Well, wouldn’t you know that of all of the eligible teenagers in 1987, Tina would settle on a real weasel. But, who could resist an Iroc Z? Buckle your seatbelt for this drag race to the finish line. You’ll be lucky to get there alive. Today’s caller, Katie, is faced with the dreaded task of asking her boss for a raise. Yikes! Excuse us while we go throw up.

What is the true meaning behind Halloween? Jen and Tina certainly don’t know. BUT they do love a good ghost story. And their cousin, Kari, does not disappoint. Moving objects, an airborne pup, and a growling demon with an affinity for freshly laundered clothes. A real story of fright. You may want to enjoy a Snickers while listening. Happy Halloween!

Despite their lack of enthusiasm for gambling, or shopping, or anything Vegas, the sisters are headed to Sin City in November to see Britney Spears. In the meantime, they can’t help but reflect on some of their more memorable vacations together. Dune buggy disasters, pythons, ghost dogs, biscuits, and, of course, Jon Benet Ramsey. Doesn’t every good vacation story involve Jon Benet? Probably not. Blame it on the tequila. Today’s caller is Melinda from California. Her dentist is a real pain in the pocket book, and she hates being in the red. Red is NOT the new black.

Just a few of the things Jen and Tina touch on in this episode are The Brady Bunch, cherry pie (hold the cherries), failed tap dance lessons, cataracts, and talking Dothraki. Oh, and we can’t forget Jason Bateman. Theme of the episode, you ask?? We don’t know, but it all makes sense, eventually. The caller, Amy from Woodbury, MN, cannot handle cell phones at Target. Quite frankly, neither can we.

Forty-something sisters, Jen and Tina, may have just turned a year older, but a tragic birthday party memory soon leads the way to stories of sisterhood childhood antics that are far from exemplary. And, clearly, Tina has never been to the Hamptons. Today’s caller is Molly from Eden Prairie, Minnesota, and she needs help with tackling her road rage. Hopefully, you haven’t seen her on the news.

In this short introductory episode, you will begin to learn about why Jen & Tina are on a mission to take their lives (and yours!) from SUCKY to SASSY. So, buckle your seatbelts. This may be the beginning of the journey, but it’s gonna be a wild and crazy fun ride. Hang on!