The ORIGINAL Sector 512 Podcast show

The ORIGINAL Sector 512 Podcast

Summary: Check out the monthly ramblings of the Sector 512 Productions crew as they pick a "topic of the week" and construct a "top 10" list and then rail upon each other for their obviously suspect choices. Most topics will stem from our collective love of the 80's and 90's. Please visit www.sector512productions.com and post your thoughts/ideas/threats!

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 Episode 20 – Top 10 TV Sitcoms! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

20th episode, w00t! To celebrate, we decide to trip back to our roots of verbally assaulting each other over very personal choices regarding favorite TV sitcoms. Also, we are featuring a number of listener-submitted lists for your enjoyment. Shows range for the early 60's to the most cutting of edge TV comedy of today. Wildcard topic of the day is to come up with a medical diagnosis you would like to hear delivered through a megaphone.

 Episode 19 – Top 10 Fortune Cookie Fortunes! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

The cat is out of the bag on the seedy underbelly of the innards of fortunes cookies. Fortunes. EC busts a couple of gems and everyone reaches for the "Dark!" button atleast once. The wild card topic is to pick the name and sponsor of the new Minnesota Twins baseball stadium.

 Episode 18 – Top 10 Places to take a dump in time and space! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Hmmm, this one got a bit strange. Being able to take a dump and alter human history is an awesome power and more awesome responsibility. And yes, 9/11 was mentioned. Another amazing Twins wild card: Come up with your own Twins game promotion! E.g. The first 10,000 fans get...

 Episode 17 – Top 10 Epitaphs! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Wow, what would the Sector 512 crew put on their tombstones? We break out the brand-new "dark humor" button for some stellar choices by Kunkel. Wild card topic of the day is to come up with a new sexual position name and description. What is a "Eskimo Milkshake"? Listen and find out!

 Episode 16 – Top 10 Worst Movie Performances! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

This is one is definitely a bit less fowl than last weeks episode (but just wait until the next two, yee-gads). A couple of movies and actors are represented on multiple lists (like Keanu Reeves is really a big surprise). EC turns in a strange half-dried-corn-cob list. Wild card topic of the day is to formulate the perfect "huge fat lady" meal for Kirstie Alley during her annual binges to 600lbs. Kunkel pulls out all the guns (and layers) for this one.

 Episode 15 – Top 10 things to do with an unlimited supply of orphans! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Whew, this one already sounds bad from the title. Numerous crime organizations will be formed, human experiments will be performed and epic battles will be re-enacted. All with poor little orphans. Wild card of the day is another awesome Twins theme: Pick a past/present Twins player and what restaurant they would start before slipping into obscurity. Beware of Kevin Tapani, Scott Erickson and more Twins goodness!

 Episode 14 – Top 10 things NOT to say during coitus! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Now, this is more like the old Sector 512 we know. Talking about dirty, nasty, gross, and downright dark and twisted things that you really should NOT say during "the act". Normally, I like to give a few highlights, but these you really need to hear for your self! Wildcard topic of the day is to pick a movie that should NEVER have a sequel and come up with a sequel with characters! Watch out for Tremors 5 coming to a screen near you...

 Episode 13 – Only 10 days left to live! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Wow, Sector 512 broke out the serious sauce and liberally applied it to this episode for some unknown reason. The question was posed that if you had only 10 days left to live, what would you do, and more importantly, how do you go out with style? Jerry Pounds is a permanent addition to the crew and we have an AWESOME guest list from our #1 fan, Scott Davis. Couple highlights are exploding one's self with explosives, deleting child porn, and lots-and-lots of buffets. Wildcard topic of the day is the question: you have a dead body and the meat wagon won't be coming for an hour, what do you do with the body? Apparently quite a bit, especially if you have a transmitter and a speaker.

 Episode 12 – Top 10 Daren-safe Swimming Pool Contents! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

As is well-known to the Sector 512 cast, Daren is allergic to chlorine and has thus never been able to enjoy the wonderous experience that is swimming in Tom's pool. So today, we put our heads together to come up with some Daren-safe pool contents and most turned out rather unsafe to most animal and plant life. Couple examples are nair, chocolate pudding and various types of acid. Jerry Pounds is joining us as a guest celebrity/host today! Wildcard topic of the day is to come up with a name for Kunkel's unborn son that reflects his heritage of white trash and trailer parks.

 Episode 11 – Top 10 Strip Mall Stores! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

We had to pick the ten stores we would love to have right next to each other in order to make you feel like you are shopping in heaven. Don't miss such class acts such as Unique Thriftstore and Funcoland. Jerry Pounds is joining us as a guest celebrity/host today! Wildcard topic of the day was: what do we with Kirby Puckett's rather large corpse? It won't fit in a conventional coffin, so we needed some more creative "outside-of-the-box" ideas to solve this pickle.

 Episode 10 – Top 10 Chain Restaurants! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Uf dah! The selection of restaurants was more diverese than one would think. Tom had some notable omissions from his list (say, establishments like Bonanza and Old Country Buffet). Wild card topic of the day is an (perhaps unfortunate) return of the "Celebrity Gang Bang", but slightly less risque (I think). Watch out Oprah Winfrey and the mens US olympic hockey team.

 Episode 9 – Top 10 Most hated TV characters! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

This was a difficult, difficult question with so many irritating characters in the loser-actor bouquet of broadcast TV. A few shows were represented between many lists (aka "Full House" and "Who's the Boss?"). Listen for an unbelievable impersonation of Mrs. Garrett from "Facts of Life". Wild card topic for the day is this: Create a washed-up celebrity pull-string doll with an assortment of sayings (think the original 'chatty cathy' dolls). Watch out Steve Guttenberg!

 Episode 8 – Top 10 Computer Games! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Wow, I thought this was a great, if not broad, topic. Tom went a little overboard with his list and included some links to games for his choices and all links are at the end of these show notes. Daren busted out a classic pick in "Bananas" and EC reminded us all of the educational fun of "Number Munchers". Wild card topic was rather intricate. Basically, if we were to have an action figure created in our likeness, what it would look like and what sort of powers would he/she have? Daren takes the cake with his DPA - Drunken Public Avenger. Show Links: Star Control 2 - sc2.sourceforge.net - Free open-source port for PC/Mac/Linux www.abandonia.com - amazing resource for free legal downloads of many old DOS games Dune II: Battle for Arrakis Betrayal at Krondor DOSBox - dosbox.sourceforge.net - DOS emulator made for playing games D-Fend - members.home.nl/mabus/ - GUI front-end for DOSBox that I find a must to have.

 Episode 7 – Top 10 Animated Series! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

The question was posed as select your top 10 animated series and this could cover anywhere from "Family Guy" to "Gumby and Friends" and everything in between. Some seriously cool cartoons were discussed like Animaniacs, Captain Planet, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and more! Don't worry, newer, more "Adult Swim" cartoons were not ignored like Space Ghost and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Wild card topic of the day: what was the most embarrassing cartoon that you dare admit to watching on the air? Tom and Kunk admitted to some very feminine cartoons while EC and Daren duked it out over some very obscure celebrity-associated animations. This is our first episode featuring 4 professional microphones and a kick-apples little mixer. Hopefully you enjoy the new clearer sound to our drivelings.

 Episode 6 – Top 10 Action Figures! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

What better topic for a bunch of guys to discuss than action figures? We were required to select not only a toy line, but specific figures within that line. Some obvious inclusions are G.I. Joe, Transformers and He-man, but don't miss oddities such as Mad Balls, Go-bots, Centurions, and TMNT. Wild card topic of the day is your favorite gimicky breakfast cereal of your youth. Do you remember Donkey Kong cereal??

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