The ORIGINAL Sector 512 Podcast

We promised we were back and we bring it to an all new low level. Prepare to hear a schism between two of the hosts where one takes the pearly white "high road" and the other rips the man hole cover off like The Hulk and jumps right into the sewer.  Ever wonder what happens if you paint the White House black or how Obama would change the official seal? The wild card finds us creating the code names for other special celebrity families and no one is safe. Email us your lists for the next two episodes to tom@sector512productions.com Episode #36 - Top 10 Super Powers you want to have and create the costume and persona for your new hero or arch-nemesis Episode #37 - Top 10 Tourist Stops in Minnesota and come up with a new starting line (5 people) for the Timberwolves that can come from any time or place in history.  And yes, Jesus Christ is off limits.

The Sector 512 crew is officially back and ready to bring you the most offensive commentary this side of FOX news every 2 weeks! To bring things back, we are talking about our favorite breakfast cereals.  Expect some routine choices, but what about remembering the sweet, sweet taste of Pac-man cereal?!? Wild card is create the most disgusting combination of ingredients for a bowl at Kahn's Mongolian BBQ where everything is cooked on a large, flat, skin-melting hot wok. Stay tuned next week for Top 10 things Obama should do in his first hundred days in office and our own code names for celebrity families!

Break out the "Dark" button and get ready to be offended, these new hot bumper stickers are not to ignored. Personal favorite was "I'm like the Hamburglar, but for kids". Wildcard is the return of the Celebrity Gang Bang. You've been warned.

Turns out that the Sector 512 crew have pretty good taste in game shows. Some highlights are Supermarket Sweep, Let's Bowl, Legend of the Hidden Temple and more! Wildcard was to come up with a new game show and pick its host. Steve Martin steals the episode with his amazing new game show.

Ew. That roughly summarizes most of the responses from our hosts about the vile (and mostly illegal) acts they would perpretrate in order to get a Klondike Bar. EC steals the show with his number one answer and still gives me shivers. Wildcard was challenging: come up with a new ice-cream treat that disparages an entire culture (e.g. Choco-taco). Everyone hits a homerun on this one and we even come up with one "on the fly".

Nothing screams (and kicks and bites and smashes others with chairs) like professional wrestling. From such highlights like Jake the Snake, The Iron Sheik, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, it's tough not to entertain. But don't worry, there are a few surprises in there for you to keep an ear out for and Kunkel may even have a rendition of the first professional wrestler from India. Wildcard was to create a brand-new wrestling move. And yes, this gets dirty quick.

Scott Davis absolutely steals this episode with his list and is pretty much the only reason to listen, lucky for you listeners that his is first. Don't even think of hesitating, listen to it NOW! Wildcard is included with the main topic and is to create a name, hometown and stadium for your new band of "all stars".

We may have a new level of depravity with this topic as we explore all those little things we have been wanting to pull once we got ourselves a badge. I won't spoil any since it would likely get me arrested in every state, except Mississippi. Wildcard of the week is to come up with the next (28th for you lazy bums) amendment to be ratified into the United States Constituion. Yowza.

What initially seemed a simple task turned into an painful look back into the offal that was released in the cinema during the 1990's. There are a number of repeats and a few suprises, and I all I can say for a hint this week is "ROWSDOWER!!!!". That and shame on you, Tom Hanks. Wildcard of the week is the pick the worst tattoo AND its location. These were pretty bad...

After discovering the sweet, smooth taste that is the Nintendo Wii and the equally cool Wiimote, the crew puts their heads together to come with those hit games that Nintendo has not thought of yet. Some must-be-hits like Wiinial Tasks and Wii Barber are sure to turn some heads! Wildcard of the day is what celebrity is most likely to have "leaked" amateur porno this year and what acts will you see in it? Watch out George Bush and Star Jones!

After lamenting just how good those Pixie Sticks were back in the day when we used to snort them in the elementary cafeteria, we thought we better whip up the top 10 candies of our short lives. A couple of key hits were Big League Chew and Everlasting Gobstoppers. Wildcard was in honor of Saddam Hussein's recent execution, pick the next celebrity in line for death row and decide their fate. No one is safe, not even Kirby (*sorry*).

Inspired by our near complete apathy towards actually earning a living, we thought we would explore what could possibly be worse. A few gems like "Silverfish Wrangler" and Sam Kinnison's mic-level checker were seen on lists. Wild card of the day was to write the script of the dialogue that took place between Mr. Bryan Hathaway and the dead deer he had sex with on a Wisconsin Road. You just have to listen.

This is a topic that is long, long overdue and was a difficult choices were made by all of the 'casters. Some key movies are Ghostbusters, This is Spinal Tap, and many other treasures. Strangely enough, 1985 was one heck of a year for movies. Wild card was to come up with a new Winter Olympic Sport. EC probably gets the cake, but a cake missing most of its morality.

Inspired by the top 10 TV sitcom picks from a few episodes, we felt the really, really terrible ones deserved their time in the lime light. Some key shows are Major Dad, Martin (*sniff*), Designing Women and so many more. Wild card of the day is to come up with your own TV Station name (including call letters) and its programming. Daren wins this one with a channel solely based out of the Minneapolis Airport.

Where to start on this one? We get down, dirty, mean and use the "Dark" button on numerous celebrities in this episode. No celebrity was safe, especially such "stars" as Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Jackson. We depart from the usual wild card this week to feature a more host-interactive exercise. The exercise? Draw a cat in 1 minute. We then reveal these to each other and attempt to make the artist cry. Click the name of each host to see their amazing cat rendering: Tom Scott Daren Jerry EC Kunk