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This week, we take you to Volleyballhalla, the fabled resting place of bygone volleyball champions. We also discuss some of the deleted scenes from Hamilton: An American Musical, the importance of using safe defecation techniques, and how a chance meeting in the Arabian desert lead to the invention of the tuba.

This week, we bring to light some of the secret messages Abraham Lincoln left behind in the Emancipation Proclamation. We also cover Dr. Andrew's roomba named Beelzebub and the core tenets of Bird Religion.

This week, we parse the many conflicting definitions of "economics." We also talk about tennis shoes, why chess shoes never became popular, and how cats are descendants of an ancient alien race many millions of years older than humanity.

This week, the doctor's discuss the medically proven healing properties of crystals and the benefits of singing to your crystal. We also talk about which fictional characters we would want to cosplay, why Stephen King constructed Kentucky Route 217, and what would happen if Sandor Clegane (aka The Hound) had to fight Elmo from Sesame Street.

This week, our virtual companion Ciri returns to help us with new topics and an old friend! We also talk about some of Dr. Andrew's many cursed relics, high-profile creatures of the night, the war between humans and robots, and the time-traveling wizard boy who ended the war. (Sorry for the long wait everyone. The twin demons of life and work reared their ugly heads, but we should be back to a weekly schedule again. Thanks for sticking around!)

This week, we have a sleek new replacement laptop filling in for Computer. Say hello to Ciri! We also discuss the invention of the first magnets by powerful wizards, the long and well-traveled tale of the One-Eyed Monster, some actual facts about the catacombs of Paris, and Dr. Andrew's deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secret!

This week, the doctors call in their old friend and man of the cloth Father Stevenson to help them dispel Computer's remaining demons. Meanwhile, we discuss cowboys (half cow, half boy), the 100% accurate Myers-Briggs personality test, and why fidget spinners are corrupting our youth.

The doctors are back with Rob the IT guy! This week, we endeavor to fix some of Computer's more spiritual injuries. We also discuss the art of Finnish door-singing, ancient Phoenician pleasure devices, and the mythical Puff Daddy.

The doctors are joined by Rob from the IT department, who tries to fix Computer. We also discuss how Garfield the cat was created by the Soviets, the rise of ButtCoin as a new type of cryptocurrency, a band called The Cookies, and why C-3PO is fluent in 2,000 different forms of MURDER.

This week, we are forced to pick up the pieces after Computer's latest malfunction. We also write a heartfelt and diverse Scooby Doo Zombie AU fanfiction, list all of the worst Nintendo games ever made, and teach you everything there is to know about the Fucking Moon.

On this week's episode, we prepare to celebrate 20 years of educational podcasting when an unexpected tragedy occurs. We also discuss the nightmare hellscape that is Vermont, Dr. Bekah's secret passion for dinosaur fanfiction, and the immaculate inception of the first automobile.

The doctors discuss some common South Asian folk myths, nerd toxins, the senator of Vermont, and the fabulous physics of farts! Dr. Bekah admits that she has been moonlighting with a fart orchestra. Dr. Andrew creates a Tribble through sheer willpower.

This week, Dr. Andrew gets punched in the spleen and Dr. Bekah licks a poisonous frog that was obtained years ago during a blood ritual gone wrong. We also discuss the proliferation of wizards in professional football, the dystopian trials each child must go through to attain an education, and various advanced beverage-mixing techniques, such as the Texas Oil Baron, the Big Trouble in Little China, and the Garfield.

We recall the long and storied history of illegal street architecture in Belgium, and the unlikely origins of both Quasimodo (from the Hunchback of Notre Dame) and Beethoven. We also talk about a man named Sexy who owns a parking lot, why goats love Napoleon Bonaparte, and why Dr. Andrew has so many dead owls.

This week, Computer has a little malfunction. The Doctors and their good friend George Lucas dive into some top-secret NASA projects that didn't quite make the cut, as well as why certain vaccines may give you super powers, and exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.