The Hot Flush show

The Hot Flush

Summary: Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry are the multi non-award-winning, unsponsored duo making it OK to talk about being hot and cranky. Join them as they chant their life's creed: just keep plucking.


 In which the ladies enjoy a ginger beer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:49:12

Mrs Woog has been fag free for one whole week. That all members of her family are accounted for and with pulse is testimony to something, we're just not quite sure what. Kim has been asked to judge a burger competition. Everything is on the up and up for these two.

 Getting the band back together | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:37

After far too long (two weeks?) the ladies are back in the sadle (ok, upright, sitting upright at a desk) with tales of their lives and the world. Giddyup.

 Never fully relaxed | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:50:08

After two long weeks apart Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry are reunited and you know the drill, hijinks ensue.

 In which we recreate John & Yoko's bed-in, except with less paparazzi, celebrities, drugs and live music. Mrs Berry doesn't eat anything and Mrs Woog gags twice. You're welcome. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:58:42

Mrs Woog has been solo parenting for three weeks. Mrs Berry was enjoying the first weekend in four of being at home. It's been a torrid time and both yearn for respite from reality. Mrs Woog wasn't even wearing a bra.

 The cheeseburger churn | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:53:35

Mrs Berry becomes a teetotaller, for one day. Mrs Woogs is looking sharp after a week-long diet of the good cold & flu tablets and diet coke. Our teenagers are still trying to kill us. Mrs Berry decides to embark on a journey to make her body feel less like it's falling apart. And then there was the cheeseburger churn.

 We swear a lot. And talk about poo. Again. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:54:55

This week Mrs Berry and Mrs Woog embody the concept of falling with style. Even if that style is an alarming form of alternative dance. Sad brain and parenting anguish ruled the roost. And still we laugh. And eat all the pies and hot salty fries.

 Two Panadol and a Piper-Heidsieck (and 100,000 listens!!!) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:00:53

As Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry settle in to being TV personalities, Mrs Berry is concerned her bits don't smell right and Mrs Woog workshops why Mr Wook is making her cranky. Then they lose their ever-loving minds as 100,000 people have listened to their insights, snark, opinions, whinging, ranting and general shenanigans. Onward!

 Things that weep. Sometimes perimenopause doesn't involving something becoming papery. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:02:37

Having orgasms in your sleep - far less mess or hassle | Mrs Woog talks about wearing layers and Mrs Berry rolls her eyes so hard they fall out | When exercising isn't intentional so therefore annoying

 How to vacuum your face | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:54:47

Mrs Woog shows Mrs Berry how to painlessly remove her perimenopausal beard and that's all that really matters now.

 Macadamia crusted lamb cutlets travel well | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:29:42

Mrs Woog has rid herself of disease and pestilence, Mrs Berry probably irritates more listeners than usual, the importance of standing up for yourself, Mrs Woog wants your tips of finding your mojo and Mrs Berry shares tips for perfect picnic food.

 My husband ate my pie and other grounds for divorce. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:31

When your husband eats your food | Does your pet have a nemesis? | Mrs Berry finds a health fad she can get behind | Your questions answered

 Hairy and eggless: this is not an election post mortem | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:02:10

Mrs Berry gets tricked into cooking Mrs Woog dinner because she's competitive and an idiot | Mrs Woog has a visitor | the dissection of a hot flush | joy | how not to spew on the bus

 Election Day. Before the result. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:54:34

Recorded at a simpler time, when visions of Mrs Woog being chased by cows in a paddock brought joy and mirth.

 The ugly cry and other adventures. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:13:12

This week there was ugly crying, on the Woog Berry Correctional Facility Period Scale an isolation block level bleed, tales of pork and a potential crossroads in footwear for Kim. Tackling the big issues as per usual.

 In which we compare periods to the prison system. See also: Aldi wine | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:10:25

Mrs Berry's latest public humiliation | Mrs Woog's misguided turbo fan girling moment | Oscar update | Jack's inaugural beauty spot


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