Cry Me A Riverdale show

Cry Me A Riverdale

Summary: Cry Me a Riverdale is a deconstructive look by deconstructive boyshapes Jon Risinger (On the Spot) and Mikey Neumann (Movies with Mikey) that seeks to illuminate new things about the show Riverdale. These two super-sleuths will break it all down, Encyclopedia Brown-style, and unlock the secrets of a show that never should have existed in the first place.

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  • Artist: Jon Risinger & Mikey Neumann
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 Chapter 35: Brave New World (FINALE) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:42:36

Chapter 35: Veronica goes to the mat with Hiram, Archie goes to the mat with Hiram, Betty goes to the mat with Hal, and Riverdale is having a 3 for 1 sale on Mat's at Pop's in the SEASON FINALE!

 Chapter 34: Judgement Night | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:40:54

Chapter 34: Riverdale has descended into a full-scale riot, Ronnie realizes this whole "mob thing" is really pretty dangerous, and Betty finds out the true identity of the Black Hood.

 Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:51:18

Chapter 33: Betty confides in Cheryl and Cheryl drops knowledge on errybody, the Black Hood misses a lot, and Fred deals with his own mortality (again).

 Chapter 32: Prisoners | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:41:33

Chapter 32: Dealing with the recent murder at their school musical, SHIT GETS REAL.

 Chapter 31: A Night to Remember | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:42:10

Chapter 31: Everyone comes out of the woodwork to put on a production of Carrie: The Musical, Jughead films it, and Kevin makes a series of unfortunate decisions.

 Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:09:19

Chapter 30: No description this week because we were joined by the co-writer of this very episode: Britta Lundin! You can tell Jon is excited. It's kind of adorable. But Did You Know: Britta wrote a very good book and you should very check it out! http://www.brittalundin.com/projects/

 Chapter 29: Primary Colors | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:56:00

Chapter 29: Hiram's plans start to unravel and it puts Archie in a precarious situation, Jughead gets serious about what being an activist actually means, and Fred considers shopping for a new son because his old one got kinda broken.

 Chapter 28: There Will Be Blood | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:38

Chapter 28: Manipulations are in full effect for Riverdale: Fred runs for mayor, Chic reveals a lot about himself in increasingly strange ways, and Jughead questions Deep Throat.

 Chapter 27: The Hills Have Eyes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:35:08

Chapter 27: Jughead readies his arm cannons for war with Hiram, Veronica must hide the truth about her father from her friends, and Cheryl rules forever!

 Chapter 26: The Tell-Tale Heart | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:50:36

Chapter 26: Betty loses all of her sleep--just all of it, Hiram turns over a new leaf right on Jughead's face, and Archie's performs a small miracle and retains his shirt for an entire episode.

 Chapter 25: The Wicked and the Divine | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:57:03

Chapter 25: Archie goes down that twisted well of mobster activity, Ronnie both worries and doesn't worry about that exact thing, and the beheaded statue takes center, headless stage. Cheryl isn't in this episode. (with Special Guest, Mikey's sister, Stephanie!)

 Chapter 24: The Wrestler | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:57:39

Chapter 24: Being openly manipulated by Hiram, Archie takes up wrestling, Betty finds out some things out about Chic people probably shouldn't be shaming in 2018, and HAL IS THE WORST PERSON EVER INVENTED DIE IN A BEAR, HAL.

 Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:08

Chapter 23: Jughead takes all the overreaction pills this week as Southside High gets the break of a lifetime, not that he noticed. Oh, and we meet "Chig." Welcome back to Riverdale, everyone!

 Cry Me A Smallville (BONUS EPISODE) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:04:19

BONUS EPISODE: Smallville gets BIG on this week's CMAR. If you see one episode of Smallville, make it the pilot. And then listen to us talk about Superman a lot--a whole lot--an embarrassing amount--it's all Superman this week.

 Cry Me A Charmed (BONUS EPISODE) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:50:54

BONUS EPISODE: Hey, we watched the pilot for Charmed. This is not a commentary on the quality of the show, whatsoever. It is commentary on simply: the pilot. Please enjoy!

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