Anything Goes

It's certainly been a while but we are in no ways dead! We're back full blast in our best episode to date in our honest opinions! Here's the followup: * A moving eulogy to our dear friend Pluto * BREAKING NEWS: Interview with Dr. Phil * Continuing our moving eulogy to our dear friend Pluto * Freedom Fries: WTF! * Ethnic Storytime: Mystery Curry Loaf Don't forget to review us on iTunes and to vote for us on Podcast Alley! Dwarf planet my ass.

Sorry for the lack of episodes recently. We've been "busy". Anyway, we decided to finally give you guys the unreleased episodes we promised months ago. Enjoy. We've also finally added music to the show. Joy! Here's the lineup: -Music Showcase -Old Episode #1: Celebrity Wildcard Part 2 -Old Episode #2: The Comeback Episode -No good-byes -The cast/crew -Adieu So long my friend Don't forget to review us on iTunes!

In this week's fun-filled episode of Anything Goes, we discuss the real world...and how we brainwash the youth of today to think that conflict management helps. We've got lots of stuff to talk about in this episode...so here's the lineup (I think): -What I have to say about talking -Arnold Schwarzenegro Exclusive Interview! -Voicemails -Commentary by Ryan Chang about Utopias Some other stuff I forgot... Well...whatever.

In this week's fun filled episode, we're talking about the latest in the world news. The world is full of lots of lunatics, oddities, and animal eating animals. We're packing that into a 13 minute show for you guys. Here's the lineup: -Warren Jeffs: P.I.M.P -Monkey eating sloth or monkey-eating sloth? -The Pope on the DaVinci Code -Illegal Immigration -Song: "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel -Voicemail Let's watch some soaps! By the way, if you are interested, we are about to post up the "Episode 17 - The Original One", a.k.a. The Comeback Kid, our comeback episode that was instead replaced by the interview and the line of other episodes that are totally irrelevant to comebacks. So...yeah. We'll be posting that one up soon as well.

This doesn't officially count as an Anything Goes episode, but it's a special short that we made a couple of months ago that we want to share with you guys. It's one of our unreleased shorts. So this one is an "unreleased and uncensored episode of MTV's Super Sweet 16". You are cordially invited to Asslick's Sweet "16".

No Spanish segments (due to popular demand as well as National Illegal Immigrant Protests) today! Today we're talking about charities and what they really do with the money that you donate. Don't be deceived in what they say...they don't really use it to do what you think they do. -Celebrity Modesty? -UNICHAFE: The Truth -"Make-A-Wish" is the DEVIL -Charities good or bad? Care to donate?

Yet another fun-filled episode from the makers of Episodes #1-#20! Rest-assured we'll be here for good. No more long hiatuses anytime soon. Alright, we're playing a game this episode called "Celebrity Wildcard Roulette"...hey, at least it's better than "Random Celebrity Spin Wheel Thing of Doom". Anyway, we've got a great line up for you today. Also, we beg of you - PLEASE GIVE US SOME COMMENTS OR LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL ON SKYPE OR AOL INSTANT MESSENGER AT EMINEMJAMESUK. ALSO, COMMENT OUR BLOG (WWW.EMINEMJAMESUK.BLOGSPOT.COM) DOMO ARIGATO KOZAYIMAS (SP). Thank you very much. -Spin 1: Celebrity Victim #1 -Spin 2: Celebrity Victim #2 -Spin 3: Sudden Death Yo Mamma -Celebrity Bash Out Spanish Style It may look short, but we really go ... well...anything goes to say the least. Want to spin the wheel? Season 3. Get the season 1 CD now before it goes out of stock! www.thestore.uni.cc or www.theshop.uni.cc

Continued! The comeback is put back...this one is coming forward since we just came back from D.C.. We have a great line up for you guys today. Check it out! Outline: -We're back! -Bitchin' it out like the old days. -Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous: Hookers for Pedophiles -Current Affairs: Entertainment -Washington, D.C. Trip: Reliving the Hell -Spanish Homosexuals ft. Shakira Part four is coming soon. Enjoy this one! Click to spread the fun. Thanks to all of you guys, Vacationing and Sightseeing Part III is now the most downloaded Anything Goes episode!

As season two comes to a close, we're coming up with our greatest topics ever! Today we express our love for the maple leaf country, Canada. Can you feel the love? Agenda: -O Canada! -Current Events: Canadian Edition -What is Canada good for? -Canadian Music: A Retrospect -Fanmail at last! What else is on our minds? You shall see... We love Canada!

Dreaming. One of the best parts of sleeping...emulated in this episode of Anything Goes. Enjoy dreaming? Miss drinking warm milk and cookies before you sleep? Well this is your new drug! Enjoy this week's Anything Goes episode. -P.O.'d -"I have a dream" -Storytime: The Day I Lived Without -Spanish Storytime: Untitled Dreams -99 Luftballons Intoxicate yourself.

While our regular staff is out recording their comeback episode, we've come up with a spinoff. This segment will be incorporated into the regular show, but this will do for our first episode in months. In this episode we will be interviewing a man we all know...Michael Jackson. We're discussing Neverland, child molesting, Bahrain, septuplets, and all the other rumors. WORLD EXCLUSIVE! Get your pop. NOTE: Enjoy this version while you can. We will be taking it down sometime (and we won't say when) for some remastering and extensions. Sorry for the inconvenience.

This is one of our most serious episodes. Don't like propoganda in your podcasts? Skip it. This is a re-release of our November episode, but was never released on FeedBurner. Agenda: -Advisory -Suicide -War on Terror -Musical Influences on Politics -Closing Short but to the point. Succint. Download.

Our uber short and holiday themed (and modified) episode is here! Sorry for the trite episode, but we had to cut short due to some unpaid bills in our recording studio. Bleh! We have a half assed show for you anyway. We'll finish it up in a following episode. Here's the lineup nevertheless: -Thanksgiving...the reason? -The real Homer Simpson -Christmas is for everybody...particularly the shoppers -The important parts of Christmas -Ahhh! Cut short! Don't forget to check out our store at www.thestore.uni.cc or www.theshop.uni.cc and pick up a copy of our new season ONE audio disc! Enjoy! Until next time...Happy Thanksgiving! Share the joy.

Want to hear the soundtrack for our first season? Here it is! -Elso - Lesco -Straight Out of Canton - Notorious MSG -When I Come Around - Green Day In total, this comes out to be a ten minute MP3, so be patient! Enjoy and don't forget to buy the songs on iTunes! download.

That was fast! One episode in one session. Quick! Aight, we got some fab stuff to show you today. Make haste! Agenda: -Weather? -It's a birthday! -Fabulous Life of Upscale Vacations -Brazilian Parties -Rio in the eyes of Shakira -Shameless Promotion! -Airplane Flights and those attendants -Voice mail -Thanksgiving! Don't forget our store at www.thestore.uni.cc Have a friend subscribe and get EXCLUSIVE unreleased episodes! Happy Thanksgiving! Continue the fun. Download.