Robot Pizza Van, Funny News show

Robot Pizza Van, Funny News

Summary: We read the entire internet and bring you the funny, unusual and weird stuff. Offroad, Borg and Rygar talk about cutting edge or useless technology, weird science, surprising pop culture, unusual art and anything else we find.

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 Bite-Size Elephants, and The Berkeley Hate Man Part 2: Episode 103 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:17:37

This week we're talking about weird product instructions, a photo of a painting of a painting of a painting, bees that can do math, a human-sized cabbage, and more about the Berkeley Hate Man. Music by Uncle Milk. For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

 A Sock Full of Bones: Episode 101 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:22:02

No more Sweethearts, Smash Mouth hotline, wi-fi electricity, brain to speech, banker dressed like Spider-man, the world's smelliest fruit, and more weird news. Music by Uncle Milk. For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

 The Berkeley Hate Man: Episode 100 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:15:41

This week we look at unusual philosopher and street person, the Berkeley Hate Man. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

 Murderbots, a Flat Earth Sea Cruise, and the Rotary Phone Challenge: Episode 99 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:45:49

Doctors save a guy by giving him 15 beers, a robot hotel lays off half the robots, a new startup charges $8,000 to fill your veins with young blood, a flat Earth convention on a sea cruise, teenagers are challenged to dial a number on a rotary phone, man attends stranger's bachelor party, offensive restaurant sign approved, egg photo breaks Instagram record, man rents separate apartment for cats, asymmetric jeans, and Nike Air Max 1 G “Grass” shoes are covered with astroturf. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

 Driving a Hot Dog Car, and Other Weird News Stories: Episode 98 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:28:57

I read the whole internet and I find all the weird news stories. This week I have Analytic Psychologist, Dr. Jon Platania as a guest. We talk about a sheriff that uses cardboard cutout deputies, officials that say taking chicken nuggets left on the highway is a crime, controversy surrounding the oldest person that's ever lived, snow in southwest china that is rare so people are selling it on the roadside to tourists, where you can buy snow online right now, a cat from Michigan that ended up in Florida but no one knows how, a job you can get at Oscar Meyer driving the hotdog mobile across the USA, and Taco Bell has a billboard in Toronto that dispenses free nacho cheese this month. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

 Woman Bites Jogger, Restaurant's Offensive Name, Christmas Weed, and More Weird News: Episode 97 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:21:41

The universe might be an expanding bubble in an extra dimension, man accused of guitar thefts has one thing to say, armed standoff ends after someone sings Christmas carol, homeless men allegedly broke into home and cooked dinner, an astronaut accidentally called 911 from space, artistic daredevil paints while skydiving, Christmas weed, woman bites jogger, and baby is named after highway where she was born. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

 Muppets Swear: Episode 96 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:25:08

We listen to an audio clip of a muppet that sounds like it's swearing. It can also sound like its saying something else. Weird. I also call almost every guest that has ever been on the show. Then we count down the new year, so make sure to play this recording at the exact time so it lines up with your new year's countdown! You could just play it over and over to make sure. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

 This Is Not A Christmas Special: Episode 95 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:23:36

I didn't want to do any work this week, so let's listen to an episode from Christmastime last year, where nobody learns any lessons and the bad guy wins at the end. Music by Uncle Milk. For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

 The 5 Most Dangerous Songs, and Other Weird Stuff: Episode 94 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:59

Thousands of dollars fall from the sky, Old Milk perfume, I am Trash perfume. dying farmer’s last will goes down in history, skilled thieves wanted for employment, company will pay you to give up your smart phone, 5 Most Dangerous Songs To Drive To (And The 5 Safest), police give $3 to person who found it 14 years ago, chocolate spill covers road, robot turns out to be a man in a suit, man Arrested in after telling kids Santa isn't real, other man yells ‘there’s no Santa’ at holiday event, teacher who spoiled Santa will not return to school, and Ford gets rid of new car smell. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.patreon.com/robotpizzavan

 Why Do These Seals Have Eels Up Their Noses?: Episode 93 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:31:59

This week On Robot Pizza Van (a weird news podcast), we talk about... Pantone’s 2019 color of the year, crematorium next door to retirement home, ping pong highlights, Major League Eating wants to eat that giant cow, police use Tesla autopilot to stop car, dog blocks soccer goal, court says man can't be 20 years younger, robot releases bear repellent, seals with eels stuck in their noses, and a singing donkey. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

 Weird Christmas Gifts, Public Shaming, and ATM Errors: Episode 92 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:52:54

This week Offroad is with Magician and Intuitionist, Courtney Kolb, and we're talking about weird Christmas gifts, a traffic camera that mistakes an ad for a person and charges her with jaywalking, a burger joint closes after video shows rat cooking, a man dropped the engagement ring down a drain, a hang glider clings on for his life, an ATM accidentally spit out $100 bills, and what makes some words funny? Music by Uncle Milk Support the show at https://www.patreon.com/Robotpizzavan

 The Missing Head,Tiny Hamster Ladder, Singing Ice, and Flying Motorcycles: Episode 91 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:15:20

A teen’s driver's license revoked 1 hour after he got it, some ice is 'singing', Walter Raleigh's missing head and the new clue, hundreds form human chain to move a bookstore, flying motorcycles, ski down the roof of this hotel, traffic camera catches 58,000 speeders in two weeks, leaning Tower of Pisa loses some of its lean, and a tiny ladder used to rescue hamster Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

 A T-Shirt or a T-Rex: Episode 90 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:49

We have a guest named 'Join The Club' talking about this week's weird news... firefighters mistake a parrot for a fire alarm, a new record for eating kernels of corn with a toothpick, a drone steals someone's bike, pedestrians try to cross vehicles-only bridge in a bus costume, Greggs has installed one of its signs backwards on purpose, and a couple cats try to enter a museum for two years. Music by Uncle Milk https://www.patreon.com/Robotpizzavan

 It's Like Fingernail Polish, But For Your Teeth: Episode 89 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:26:50

Hard-hitting, fair and balanced, the most trusted... the weirdest news. This week we talk about how a certain optical illusion could mess up your vision if you look at it too long, the only man buried on the moon, an experiment with sound to make cheese tastier, a self-balancing walking stick that stands on it's own, a font that helps you remember what you read, a website(who paid 99 cents) that charges 99 cents to see who else has paid 99 cents, a restaurant that lets you pay according to your Instagram followers, a guy who climbs a mountain and finds a domestic cat at the top, and a product that's like finger nail polish but for your teeth... and more! Music by Uncle Milk https://www.patreon.com/Robotpizzavan

 Purple Aliens, An Ant Steals A Diamond, The Richest Pets, and Records You Can Break: Episode 88 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:23:25

Here's a bunch of news stories separated by commas. That weird glow in the sky isn’t an aurora... It’s Steve, a tiny ant tries to walk away with a little diamond, extraterrestrial life might be purple, the richest pets in the world, the new 2019 Edition of the Guinness Book of World Records, and records you can break yourself. Music by Uncle Milk For more visit www.robotpizzavan.com

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