El Sooper PODCAST!!

THIS WEEK we definitely don't talk about movies and guy stuff, but we DO talk politics!! Oh wait we also talk about that dumb Yanny Laurel debate, but it's not my fault, they made me! I swear!! ALSO what will the new Avenatti Mooch television show be called?! Why are conservatives tossing CIA agents under the bus?! Are gang members animals? Short answer: YES!!! We explain Ronan Farrow's new blockbuster and also how creepy is Philip Reinnes or whatever. Also hurlbutt!! WOW!! You have to listen right now!!

THIS WEEK we get rid of the skirt and it's just a testosterone cast with matt matt matt and sooper!! WOW!! We get deep in the weeds on Rick and Morty, what comic book movies are actually good, Netflix shows, and what Mexican superheroes exist [spoiler: there are none]. WOW!! You have to listen NOW!!! Hashtag no Jesses.

THIS WEEK we get rid of the skirt and it's just a testosterone cast with matt matt matt and sooper!! WOW!! We get deep in the weeds on Rick and Morty, what comic book movies are actually good, Netflix shows, and what Mexican superheroes exist [spoiler: there are none]. WOW!! You have to listen NOW!!! Hashtag no Jesses.

THIS WEEK!! We talk about how cool the last podcast was, and Jessica tells us about her Chai Tea embarrassing moment and el SOoper explains the religiosity in demographics and polling, also we make fun of Giuliani and his embarrassing faux pas, and then we go off on how stooopid cultural misappropriation is!! Then we make predictions about what is going to happen with Trump's North Korean escapades!! WOW!! You have to listen now!!

THIS WEEK!! We talk about how cool the last podcast was, and Jessica tells us about her Chai Tea embarrassing moment and el SOoper explains the religiosity in demographics and polling, also we make fun of Giuliani and his embarrassing faux pas, and then we go off on how stooopid cultural misappropriation is!! Then we make predictions about what is going to happen with Trump's North Korean escapades!! WOW!! You have to listen now!!

THIS IS IT!! El Sooper was NOT messing with you! Dana Perino came and graciously spoke to us for more than an HOUR!! It was great. Also I guess Matt and Jessica were there. We talk about all sorts of interesting stuff, like whether conservatism is dead, the Alfie Evens case, and everyone corrects el sooper when he was just making a joke. It's GREAT!!! And go buy "Let Me Tell You about Jasper - How My Best Friend Became America's Dog" by Dana Perino in paperback wherever sooper books are sold!!!

THIS IS IT!! El Sooper was NOT messing with you! Dana Perino came and graciously spoke to us for more than an HOUR!! It was great. Also I guess Matt and Jessica were there. We talk about all sorts of interesting stuff, like whether conservatism is dead, the Alfie Evens case, and everyone corrects el sooper when he was just making a joke. It's GREAT!!! And go buy "Let Me Tell You about Jasper - How My Best Friend Became America's Dog" by Dana Perino in paperback wherever sooper books are sold!!!

THIS WEEK!! It's a YUGE show, actually it's not we lied to you but we have a good reason and we explain why also do you know what a financial dominatrix is? Matt and Jess do, and now el Sooper does, also we go over the Cohen business and who married George Soros?! Also what's Q-Anon and this week in conspiracy theories and el sooper esplains his equal pay day tweet that didn't make any sense!! C'mon be my baby puma!!! You have to listen now...

THIS WEEK!! It's a YUGE show, actually it's not we lied to you but we have a good reason and we explain why also do you know what a financial dominatrix is? Matt and Jess do, and now el Sooper does, also we go over the Cohen business and who married George Soros?! Also what's Q-Anon and this week in conspiracy theories and el sooper esplains his equal pay day tweet that didn't make any sense!! C'mon be my baby puma!!! You have to listen now...

This week!! I do an ad for the papillons and we have a YUGE announcement also Jess goes over Zuckerberg's testimony also she gets snide about Sasse and Cruz, and why does Ed Sheeron think he's better than Jesus?! Also I curse very loudly, sorry, don't listen with kids that you like. And Mike Cohen gets raided - do you remember what he said about women and the law?! We do!!! And Jess really cares about diamond and silk, but el Sooper doesn't. C'mon be my baby puma. You have to listen now!! GO!!

This week!! I do an ad for the papillons and we have a YUGE announcement also Jess goes over Zuckerberg's testimony also she gets snide about Sasse and Cruz, and why does Ed Sheeron think he's better than Jesus?! Also I curse very loudly, sorry, don't listen with kids that you like. And Mike Cohen gets raided - do you remember what he said about women and the law?! We do!!! And Jess really cares about diamond and silk, but el Sooper doesn't. C'mon be my baby puma. You have to listen now!! GO!!

THIS WEEK!!! Jessica comes back even though we didn't really invite her, and also Matt is back even though he didn't go anywhere!! We talk about whether Chappaquiddick actually happened (spoiler: it did), and how Morgan RavenClaus is trying to #MeToo Indiana Jones and the anti-Hindu movie pitcher, and we take a deep dive into the notifications to see how someone complimented Jessica - clearly a demented person indeed. And Matt wakes up ten minutes later!! Also Matt tells his tale of white male privilege. Wow. You HAVE TO LISTEN NOW!!!

THIS WEEK!!! Jessica comes back even though we didn't really invite her, and also Matt is back even though he didn't go anywhere!! We talk about whether Chappaquiddick actually happened (spoiler: it did), and how Morgan RavenClaus is trying to #MeToo Indiana Jones and the anti-Hindu movie pitcher, and we take a deep dive into the notifications to see how someone complimented Jessica - clearly a demented person indeed. And Matt wakes up ten minutes later!! Also Matt tells his tale of white male privilege. Wow. You HAVE TO LISTEN NOW!!!

THIS WEEK!! We jettison all estrogen from the podcast and expel Jessica Heddings!! It's an ALL TESTOSTERONE cast!! And we talk about all sorts of stuff, especially how annoying the kiddie gun-grabbing brigade is, how they're using Trump tactics, go tweet at Howard Fineman and Jess, and why big companies with old people running them don't understand social media, and then Matt rambles on incoherently. Wow you MUST LISTEN!!

THIS WEEK!! We jettison all estrogen from the podcast and expel Jessica Heddings!! It's an ALL TESTOSTERONE cast!! And we talk about all sorts of stuff, especially how annoying the kiddie gun-grabbing brigade is, how they're using Trump tactics, go tweet at Howard Fineman and Jess, and why big companies with old people running them don't understand social media, and then Matt rambles on incoherently. Wow you MUST LISTEN!!