Eat It and Beat It - A Food And Porn Podcast

It's Christmas time again and Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell are up to no good for anybody in this second EAT IT & BEAT IT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. Sit down to a nice family feast and then retire to your room for some ADULT HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT! HO HO HO, INDEED!

Welcome to EAT IT & BEAT IT, a podcast combining FOOD and PORN to make EVERYONE uncomfortable! This month, your hosts Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell bring the GLUTTONY! Is more better? How much is too much? Is faster better? ALL of these questions will pop up and NONE of them will be answered! Chestnuts, Chong and SOAKING WET BUNS! GET IN LINE!

Greasy squab, a failed train conductor and cinematic aspirations make this episode of Eat It & Beat It ONE FOR THE AGES! Join hosts Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell as they pair culinary adventure with carnal delights! STAY for the EAT IT, but COME for the BEAT IT!

Join Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell as they wrap up the summer with an ALL BEAT-IT SPECIAL! Things get COMEDIC and then they get downright DARK and SURREAL as the guys review TWO COUNT 'EM TWO SMUTTY SEQUELS! What could those FILTHY FILMS be? Tune in and find out! You'll have a HELL OF A TIME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Join Chris Honeywell as he travels all the way to Queens to visit Dario Gonzalez on his HOME TURF! It's YEAR THREE of the Two True Freaks Alley Meet-Up and 2019 does does not disappoint! Meat was POUNDED, FRIED, GRILLED, BARBECUED (different from grilling!), CHOPPED TOSSED. CONSUMED and PROCESSED! NEW FRIENDS were made and OLD FRIENDS got OLDER! WHO was there and WHAT did they eat? If I told you here, you wouldn't even listen to the show - and that is where the answers lie!

RING! RING! Welcome to the newest edition of EAT IT & BEAT IT! Join Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell as they go from CREAMY SMOOTHNESS to the LOWEST LEVELS OF DEPRAVITY all in ONE PODCAST! From the old days of the Aztecs to the NEW WAVE of the 80's! So experience the BITTER and the SWEET and the DARK and the LIGHT, except without the light!

Join your decrerepid hosts DARIO GONZALEZ and CHRIS HONEYWELL as they PIG OUT ON THE PORN in this latest, and GREASIEST episode of EAT IT & BEAT IT to date! Ever find yourself sitting in a bus station toilet stall reviewing NAKED POLAROIDS while you distractedly consume a DRIPPY HAM SANDWICH? WELL THIS IS THE SHOW FOR YOU!

Welcome to Eat It & Beat It - a FOOD AND PORN podcast! Join your hosts Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell as they SUIT UP and TAKE TO THE HIGHWAY in search of fun and food! This month the DYSPEPTIC DUO pick up some stray chow from the side of the road and then dive DEEP into a subculture of the most innocent and erotic extremes!

Are you ready to GET DOWN with your hosts Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell? The platters are laid out, the Sterno's are lit, the film is hreaded in the projector. the screen is drawn and a record is on the turntable! All we need to do now is ADD PEOPLE AND STIR! DIP into the latest episode whether you come STAG or with a friend!

Welcome back to Eat It & Beat It! In this episode, Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell enter some MAGICAL and JIGGLY REALMS. Put on your MAGIC UNDERWEAR and head to the JELLO BELT for this episode that will have Joseph Smith turning in his grave and sidling up for a cool, fruity, gelatinous treat!

Welcome to EAT IT & BEAT IT - your podcast for FOOD AND PORN all under ONE ROOF! This month, join your hosts DARIO GONZALEZ and CHRIS HONEYWELL as they take a little trip to CANDYLAND! Stock up on your INSULIN and KY! We're talkin' BON BONS and BAZOOMBAS! We're talkin' TA TAS and TOBLERONE! We're talkin' for OVER AN HOUR and we DON'T STOP!

Join your intrepid hosts Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell as they spend some QUALITY TIME in Italy! What other podcast serves you up all you can eat PASTA and PARLIMENTARY PORN? Find out where RED SAUCE and DIRTY STUFFED ANIMALS intersect in this OLIVE OIL soaked episode!

Welcome to the first Eat It & Beat It XXX-MAS SPECIAL! Get your L-tryptophan on settle back in your WASSEL-CHAIR, and wonder what that funny-shaped buzzing package is under the tree! Is it for YOU? Gather the children around and them PUT THEM OUT because this will put them off their Mistle-Treats and X-Mas Carols. Let your belt out a notch or two and savor this mellowing holiday podcast!

Join Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell for a DOUBLE-WIDE DOSE both DIETARY and DIVINE of EAT IT & BEAT IT! They're RAW HOT DOGGIN' IT IN BALTIMORE! THEY'RE MACKIN' ON THE CHEESE AND TEABAGGIN' TO THE TRAILER!

Welcome to the SECOND ANNUAL live late Summer special! Join Dario Gonzalez and Chris Honeywell as they are joined in GARAGE #9 by Mike Cross to sit down and make a commentary track for a MYSTERY CLASSIC PORNO! TUNE IN, TURN ON, AND DROP YOUR PANTS!