Can I Steal You For a Second? A Bachelor Podcast with Two Dudes

In the first UNEDITED & UNCUT episode in podcast history, Phil and Seth perform a post-mortem on a season that was DOA, discussing Ari's decision-making, what is fair game to show on-camera and what the future holds for Becca & the Bachelor Franchise. We also dip our toes into the Oscars pool and dive deep on an unlikely romance. Sponsored by Cardigan Vineyards and Buyer's Remorse Real Estate.

After Seth gets in his "Must See TV" reference right out the gate the dudes welcome back Courtney to catch up on this dud of a season (although Courtney just seems interested in plugging another Bachelor podcast). We run down the list of ladies vying for hometowns, talk about the different kinds of masks, and wonder just how the hell we got here. Sponsored by a random Italian family and with a special appearance from Chris Carrabba. It was an amazing day.

After an extended hiatus Seth and Phil are BACK with their unique two dudes perspective, and this time they're doing things even MORE just a little differently. We take a macro, longview look at Arie Luyendyk as the latest Bachelor, and compare him to the ghosts of Bachelor's Viallent past. We also take a micro look at the most recent dates, celebrate the return of a favorite, recap the loss of a one who left us too soon and another who didn't leave soon enough. It's going to be a crazy summer. Sponsored by an old bank.

And so CISYFAS:ABPWTD's watch has ended. Seth & Phil (from different states!) discuss the shocking ending to what has been an underwhelming, disappointing season. Throwing their notes out the window (figuratively!), they try to make sense of the turn of events and Rachel's final rose. They also give their end of season "f yous," provide some Bachelor predictions and offer a quick anatomy lesson. As usual, minor Game of Thrones spoilers.

Courtney Deary makes her long-awaited return to CISYFAS:ABPWTD to recap the penultimate in chapter in Rachel's journey. After a brief chat about love and engagements, we talk about love and engagements, discussing the surprise visit to Rachel's hometown of Dallas and their final destination, Ethspana. Former Bachelor Nick Viall also stops by to offer his unique former Bachelor perspective. CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE: VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Bachelor Fantasy League Commissioner Liz Stevenson returns to CISYFAS:ABPWTD to discuss her favorite episode of every season, the hometowns. After a brief chat about a returning favorite, we head to a warm place with cold feelings, we're talking Aspen. Then it's off to Baltimore to meet Bachelor super-fan Aunt Verna, followed by a trip to Madison, WI - the home of the only farmers' market in the country - and then, finally, to Miami where Bryan pretends to be Cuban and his mom threatens to murder Rachel. Please listen all the way through for two VERY important announcements.

CISYFAS:ABPWTD returns to its classic two dude configuration to discuss FOUR hours of The Bachelorette, including Lee's last stand, Kenny's tears, Eric's watch, Peter's moves, Bryan's keys, and Will's love of architecture. Plus, Phil gives Denmark bicycles with little baskets on the front a long-overdue tongue lashing, and Seth unveils even more (and terrible) impressions. MILD WONDER WOMAN SPOILERS.

Friend of the pod Sam Allen brings her keen insights to CISYFAS:ABPWTD to discuss the recent sad day in Paradise. Then (@ 19:10 if you want to skip ahead) Seth, Phil and Sam finally return to Rachel, lizard person Lee and the cocktail party that never ends. Later we discuss blimps vs. buses, the subtle differences between Bryan, Bryce and Brady, anti-anti-intellectualism, and, finally, lizard person Lee. Brought to you by JetBlue and Greendale Community College.

After a "brief" discussion about today's pop stars, Seth and Phil dive into the latest episode of The Bachelorette, saying goodbye to their highest up and two of their lowest downs. Later, Seth talks about his own personal connection with Ellen, our favorite girls return to drink the guys under the table, Kenny reveals a not entirely unsurprising secret and we debut our newest segment. Featuring a Courtney drive-by.

Seth FINALLY weighs-in on one of the greatest debates of our time, and then Courtney joins the two dudes to play "3 Up, 3 Down" and recap Episode 2 of The Bachelorette with Rachel Lindsay. We talk baby showers, gap teeth, messed up make-up, DeWario (Evil DeMario), and, sadly, the right way to spell "whaboom." If you like CISYFAS:ABPWTD but thought there should be more basketball talk, well, then this is the episode for you. Sponsored by Netflix's 'The Ranch.'

Seth & Phil return to CISYFAS:ABPWTD HQ to recap the premiere of The Bachelorette with Rachel Linsday and provide some snap judgements on their first impressions. The two dudes revisit a couple of their signature segments, Seth offers a cautionary tale about growing up, and Courtney arrives with a very important update. Our most humble podcast yet.

Seth and Phil (and Courtney) return to CISYFAS:ABPWTD HQ to preview 'The Bachelorette' with Rachel Lindsay and wildly speculate about the cast based solely on wholly unscientific questionnaires. Plus, Seth & Phil play "Rapid Red Flag Rundown," Courtney makes a bold statement about Coldplay, and food gets delivered. Welcome back!

Mercifully, we have come to the end of our journey of self-loathing. Courtney rejoins Seth & Phil to recap the finale of The Bachelor Season 21 and to learn if Nick finds love, if love finds Nick, or if he just decides to be on television forever. Then we lament this episode's abundance of Chris Harrison, heap praise upon Rachel's jumpsuit, wish the best to the runner-up and make a promise to the viewers.

The Overgrown editor Jesse Mechanic joins Seth & Phil at Can I Steal You for a Second HQ to discuss the not-so-shocking conclusion to Nick's visit the fantasy suites. Plus Jesse provides some expert insight into cross-country skiing, Seth references most of Must See TV, and the dudes use their unique dude perspective to preview next week's big finale. PROGRAMMING NOTE: We did not watch The Women Tell All

After a brief - and unnecessary - visit from the Brandi, Nick and the remaining ladies go up into Finn Air and we learn a lot, maybe too much, about Raven. Meanwhile, Seth & Phil are joined by friend and avid Bachelor fan Tia Hanke-Hills to discuss what kind of sandwich would be Nick's soul mate, speculate on what exactly he is hiding under that turtleneck (turtlenick), and wonder if Raven is perhaps the crazy one. Viewer discretion advised.