The Anna and Susannah Show show

The Anna and Susannah Show

Summary: Funny women, Anna of HaHas for HooHas and Susannah of Whoa Susannah, share funny stories at our own expense. And maybe at the expense of our husbands. And kids. Whatever.

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 EP45: The Valley. The Victory. The Favor. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:16:00

Anna and Susannah recap this month of making a new resolution, sharing hilarious, deadly honest and inspiring stories of valleys, jealousies, triumphs and God's favor. Special thanks to this week's sponsor, RXBAR Kids. Seriously yummy, surprisingly healthy snacks for our babes. For 25% off your first order, go to RXBAR.com/aands and enter promo code AANDS at checkout. We'd love for you to join us at the Word Up Club. Go join up! >> And we'd love for you to join us with BEST.YEAR.EVAH! Register and get 20% off with coupon code BYE20 >>

 EP44: Time to go Hiiiiiiiigher! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:00

In today's episode, Anna and Susannah talk about one huge roadblock that could be getting in your way as you step up in your relationship with God. It's your standards - they're too low. Our standards are directly linked to our identity. Our identity is directly linked to our beliefs - more specifically - our beliefs about ourselves. Our beliefs about ourselves are formed from our childhoods, past experiences, past traumas, our culture, our religious or atheist upbringings, etc. Most people will live their entire lives based on a false identity. But to truly be a new creation, we must fully embrace our true identity - our identity in Christ. Oh, it's gettin' good up in here! Special thanks to our sponsor, ZOLA! To get a 50% credit for your next registry, go to ZOLA.com/AANDS

 EP43: Expect Resistance! (it's a gift) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:00

As we dive into our New Life Resolution series, it's extremely important that you understand, know and are prepared for the incredible amount of resistance you’re going face as you set about transforming your life. 1 Peter 5:8 says “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.” The enemy wants you indifferent. He wants you zoned out, he wants you accepting the status quo, he wants you depressed and he’ll take mildly depressed if that’s what you’re having - he’s not that picky. But we're not giving Him the satisfaction. We're stepping up in to our destinies, regardless of any turbulence that comes our way, because we have an awesome God who is transforming us into a new creation. January 15th is a very special day when all of us flake out on our New Year Resolutions. Because we want you to live your very, very best life - please enjoy 20% off right now on our BEST.YEAR.EVAH! 21 day series. Use code BYE20 at checkout. Go here to register now. Also, special thanks to our sponsor LOLA. To get 60% off (!!!) your next order, go to LOLA.com and enter promo code ASSHOW.

 EP42: How to Finally Get on Fire! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:07:00

Philippians 2:13   "for it is God who works in you to will and to act in order to fulfill his good purpose." Gettin' on fire for Jesus, for our faith and for our purpose is a lot harder than it should be, right? We have no problem pelvic thrusting, arm pumping, high fiving and screaming for a football game or gettin' all excited and worked up to hang out with friends. But when it comes to our time with Jesus, transforming our lives and loving people, sharing Jesus and transforming their lives it's all like, "Um, well - Gosh, I'm busy. Maybe tomorrow? K?" We just allow ourselves to get all fizzled and boring and ritualistic and blah blah blah!  This is what Anna calls The Land of Mediocrity and Indifference (download this free audio lesson if you haven't already). God deserves better and we deserve better. But here's the good news. God will give us the desire. He beckons us, calls us and leads us to Him. And if you don't "feel" on fire, you can ask Him!  Saddle up for today's podcast, we're about to get the New Life, Sister! Special thank you to HelloFresh! For $30 off your first order, go to hellofresh.com and use code ASSHOW30. To join the Word Up Club, go here. AND, if you sign up today you'll get a half off coupon our 21 Day Series, BEST.YEAR.EVAH! Also, we have a special gift for you - our FREE audio lesson, 6 Ways to Live Your BEST.YEAR.EVAH! Go here, do download and listen now.

 EP41: New LIFE Resolution | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:59:00

New Year's Resolutions are a load of crap. Big fat lies! You know why? Most New Year's Resolutions aren't resolutions at all - they're wishes. Anna and Susannah talk about the one real way to transform and renew your life for good in this fun and insightful episode.

 EP40: Your Spiritual Gift May Not Be What You Think | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:07:00

As we head into Christmas, Anna and Susannah talk about spiritual gifts, what they are, what they mean, and how they are meaningless with out this very important thing. Also in this episode, Anna talks about her gift, a free audio lesson - 6 Ways to Live Your BEST.YEAR.EVAH! We hope it changes your life as the lessons taught within it have changed hers. Go here to download now.

 EP39: Believe in MIRACLES! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:21:00

Do you believe in miracles? No, really. Do you? In the old and new testament, the miracles were plenty. Moses and the burning bush, the red sea parted, Jesus miraculously healing men, women and children. People raised from the dead! But today, miracles are a bit different, right? we’re not quite parting seas like we used to, huh? The miracles are A bit more subtle? Or are they? You know what I think is so interesting - most of us think God can create miracles, but we’re unwilling to believe God can create a miracle through us. Well do we believe in the God of the Bible or what? Miracles aren’t just Bible folklore - God is active RIGHT now and we are invited to be apart of His work - we talk about this and so much more in today’s podcast. And as you listen, I invite each of you to be praying about our new 21 Day Series, BEST YEAR EVAH. A course that will take all of us through the only true way to live our very best life. When it comes to this life on earth he wants us ALL IN. Registration starts Dec. 15. Until then, to learn more, go to annaandsusannahshow.com/BYE. And if you sign up for the Word Up Club or are in the club now, as a special gift to you, you’ll get an exclusive coupon that will get you in for practically nothin. I’m so excited about this and I can not WAIT to see what God does for you and through you this year. I believe in miracles - the rest of the lyrics aren’t really appropriate so I’ll just … okay, enjoy the show!

 EP38: A crown that'll make Queen Elizabeth jealous | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:12:00

Welcome to our second week talking about gifts - let me tell you - the spirit moved today. 1 Corinthians 9: 24-25 Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may obtain it. And everyone who competes for the prize is disciplined in all things. Now they do it to obtain a perishable crown, but we for an imperishable crown.” How many of us are running and running and striving and striving for a perishable crown? Today we talk about the ultimate gift - God’s imperishable crown. A crown of righteousness and abundance and LIFE and glory. We break this down one by one and it there is no doubt this podcast could be a life changer. In this episode Anna also goes in depth about our exciting new series BEST.YEAR.EVAH! Go here to learn more and to sign up for updates so you don't miss open registration.

 EP37: His Perfect Gift (isn't a box of coal, so that's a relief) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:29:00

James 1:17 Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows. As a great philosopher Biggie once said, "Mo Money, Mo Problems." And frankly, he was right. God is an abundant gift giver, but often we're too wrapped up in the wrong things to notice the gifts in the first place! Like little kids on Christmas morning who unwrap countless gifts and just eventually just start tossing things over their shoulder - how many of God's incredible, precious gifts have we just tossed aside? And even if we do receive the gift we've been hoping for, if we don't change our heart, "grow up" and have emotional and spiritual discipline, will the gift even matter - or worse, be the cause of our downfall? Ask the majority of lottery winners. Multiplying God's gifts means we have to seek him first in all things, because if we don't then every precious gift will just turn into our eventual downfall. The gift ISN'T the actual gift. But this? This is ...

 EP36: We're About to Get our Harvest On! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:29:00

We had so much fun creating today's episode. We hope you’ll listen while you do some Thanksgiving prep - it’s a message we all need to hear, filled with so much encouragement hope. We’re talking harvest people. We sowed, we growed, we reaped and it’s time for harvest. Are you ready? Luke 6:38 says "Give, and it will be given to you; good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, they will pour into your lap. For by your standard of measure it will be measured to you in return." Each one of us can reap a full, abundant harvest - but only if we never give up. Only if we persevere. We have such a wonderful God who loves us and wants to meet every single one of our needs. Who gave us gifts and a purpose and a mission. Jesus said the workers are few, but we’re here now, right? Let’s step into our destiny and see what God has for us - BOOM. We’re also so jazzed to announce that this week on Black Friday only, if you sign up for a membership with the Word Up Club, Susannah will give you a FREE kindle copy of her incredible book "Unfortunate Ursula Underwood!" And, one more thing. I’m creating an interactive study called "The Best Year Evah!" And I’ll also be offering each person who signs up for the Word Up Club a 50% off coupon. So, if you were on the fence about signing up before, this better boot you right off, girl! We can’t wait for you to grab your seat at the table.  Special thanks to our sponsor ZOLA! Zola is the wedding company that will do anything for love. They are reinventing the wedding planning and registry experience to make the happiest moment in couples' lives even happier. Go to ZOLA.com/aands to get a $50 credit towards your registry! Enjoy today's show!

 EP35: Don't Quit Before The Harvest - You're Almost There. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:01:00

Galations 6:9 Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. In week three of the Harvest series, Anna and Susannah talk about God's promise when we sow good seed in good soil. The bible tells us that in the proper time, we'll reap a harvest if we do not give up. How many of us quit before the finish line? Not this time! We sow. We grow. We reap. We harvest. This is our season, let's go get it! Also, Susannah Googles something to share in the podcast that doesn't quite pan out the way she hoped and Anna was too lazy to edit it out. Enjoy!  

 EP34: Growing (Pains) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:10:00

Ephesians 3:17-19 So that Christ may dwell in your hearts through faith; and that you, being rooted and grounded in love, may be able to comprehend with all the saints what is the breadth and length and height and depth, and to know the love of Christ which surpasses knowledge, that you may be filled up to all the fullness of God. Growing is hard. It hurts. We keep pounding the Spiritual Ibprofren pills 4 at a time, even though the bottle says take 2, and we don't even care! That's how crazy and desperate growing makes us. It can also be the most incredible adventure we could ever imagine, but we have to have strong, deep roots. What does it mean to be rooted in Christ? What does it look like to grow? One of God's most obvious clues he's ready to take us to the next level is when he stops showering us with manna. Feeling hungry? Good! Today's podcast is for you.

 EP33: What are you sowing? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:07:00

Matthew 9:37 Then he said to his disciples, "The harvest is plentiful but the workers are few."   In my best Oprah voice: This month we're talking about HAAAAAAAAAAAARVEEEEEST! It's time for harvest. Are you ready? Here's a tough question. What did you sow? If you sow a bunch of crap you're gonna reap a bunch of crap. That's pretty much it for today's podcast. Okay, well - it's actually much more intensive and enlightening than that - but let's start talking real. What are you sowing, really? The theme of sowing, reaping and harvest are a constant in the bible. This tells us the concept is important to God. We reap what we sow. Today's verse is from Jesus - he's talking about people willing to win hearts for Christ. We have a huge harvest of people who need God's precious love and salvation. But the workers are few. What kind of seed does God want you to sow? This might be the most important question you've ever asked.

 EP32: We have an inheritance. Time to cash in. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:58:00

Deuteronomy 28:13 13 The Lord will make you the head, not the tail. If you pay attention to the commands of the Lord your God that I give you this day and carefully follow them, you will always be at the top, never at the bottom.   This might seem like an interesting verse for a month talking about Spiritual Warfare, but as we wrap up this sometimes uncomfortable, but powerful month, it’s important we realize one very important truth as we go in to battle  – we have an incredible inheritance from God. And part of our inheritance? We have the POWER and the AUTHORITY to defeat the enemy. God will make us the head, not the tail. So many times we’re tempted to play victim in the midst of spiritual warfare. Downtrodden, tired, defeated – never catching a break, never happy, always so hopeless. But why? This week's episode wraps up a powerful month and digs deep into why trust is an essential if you want to win every single battle against the enemy. Enjoy!

 EP31: Get Your Armor On (and some moxie) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:00

Ephesians 6:10-18 10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.   Spiritual attacks are real. But we aren't without hope. Far from it - the armor of God is our weapon. This episode breaks down Ephesians 6:10-18, verse by verse in a podcast that will not only give you hope, but courage, strength and a lot of moxie.

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