Happy Trail Mix

It's been a wonderful, disgusting ride. I propose a pussywine toast. Raise your glass high, and your thighs wide. Godspeed, you pussybowls. The final Happy WikiHow Game articles:https://www.wikihow.com/Not-Get-Caught-Looking-at-Pornhttps://www.wikihow.com/Get-Anime-Eyeshttps://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Trypophobiahttps://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Slugshttps://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Running-Latehttps://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction We appreciate all of the support, laughs, and gags. I'm gagging as I type this. Also, we killed Alan after this episode as he tried using some chaos magic incantation to inseminate Michaela's stuffed sloth.

this week we fucking leak all over the goddamn recording studio, new episode some sundays probably   https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Huge-Butt--------------------------------------------------------------------------HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Cryptocurrencies, Cool Cat, school shootings, mobile games, and more, oh my! Don't miss out today's disgustingly, sloppy episode of Happy Trail Mix!New episode almost every Sunday!--------------------------------------------------------------------------HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Have you ever farted so hard your plane took an emergency landing? Did you run for Governor at the age of 16? Me neither. All this and more in today's scrumptious Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Fart Attack: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/fart-attack-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-passenger-refuses-stop-breaking-wind-flight-1662146 Kansas' Teen Governor Nominees: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race Today's Wikihow: https://www.wikihow.com/Do-Advanced-Computer-Yoga --------------------------------------------------------------------------HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

This week we discuss gay phone apps, penile ejaculation delay cream, the Winter Olympics, and robots in Japan that help the elderly. What went wrong here. All this and more in today's soggy Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Articles we used: Benjamin Franklin Popups: https://www.technologyreview.com/s/610152/social-networks-are-broken-this-man-wants-to-fix-them/ Japan's robot helpers: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/06/japan-robots-will-care-for-80-of-elderly-by-2020 Fatty masses:http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/fatberg-london-museum-1.4525964 Weed Lube: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/53nx9k/what-happens-when-you-drink-an-entire-bottle-of-weed-lube Fatberg: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/02/09/gross-but-strangely-compelling-chunks-of-londons-fatberg-go-on-display/--------------------------------------------------------------------------HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Brothels in Houston, livers in Disney, and sarcasm on the internet are discussed while we ignore Lockhrin all in today's nauseating sack of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! For today's wikiHow:https://www.wikihow.com/wikiHow:About-wikiHow HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Hi. It's me. Obscur. I listened through the audio playback of the other three hosts and I'm not sure what any of this. They call me brown a sizable amount of times. Enjoy. New frothing bag of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

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The possibly European, possibly anti-alcohol, possibly homeless rock band Gun Dog stops by the show. Get ready to have your ears infused with the loving sounds of child rum. We also briefly mention Canadian censorship and Action Park. New disgusting bag of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Happy Wikihow articles: https://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Your-Gun-Doghttps://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=preteen+sleepoverhttps://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=kevin+spacey HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/  

The gang pulls a prank. A Kim prank. A GOOD Kim prank. Get pranked. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Boo! The gang celebrates the spooky season by discussing ART! We get into the morality of graffiti, the value of memes as an art form, and gross-out performance art pieces! Also included: Fart jokes and a smol rap. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Grape-kun, the penguin with a waifu passes away and we mourn. Lockhrin auditions for hentai and iCarly Charades introduce us to "crazed toddler hole". New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! No topic list this week, we freeballed.Tweets about Grape-kun: https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/922071023117221890 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

A festival celebrating Shrek? Taylor Swift doing something damp and unreasonable?? All of this and more in today's sloshing bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!Topic 1: That Festival Smells Like Onionshttps://www.avclub.com/heres-everything-you-missed-at-shrekfest-where-irony-g-1818846605?rev=1506531824744&utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketingTopic 2: Taylor's Ticket Toilshttp://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/taylor-swift/news/taylor-swift-verified-fan-ticket-scam/#R3LWtyHwMmjwWoX4.97THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME! ft. Michaela, Your Host Who Smells Grosshttp://www.wikihow.com/Communicate-With-Deaf-Peoplehttp://www.wikihow.com/Elevate-Your-FeetTopic 4: I literally forgot i'd just listen to the audio, fuck lockhrinHTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Sonic the Edgehog joins forces with Hooters? A rogue artist at Netflix draws a penis on a little kids show? Ducks are competitive with their dick size? All this and more on today's genital-fueled episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Sonic the Boobhoghttps://kotaku.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-is-teaming-up-with-hooters-yes-hoo-1818685633 Topic 2: My Little Penis: Netflix is Magichttps://www.avclub.com/legal-action-is-underway-against-artist-who-drew-a-peni-1818665632?utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Host Who Styles Totes, Lockhrinhttp://www.wikihow.com/Play-With-Dogshttp://www.wikihow.com/Dance-Without-Embarrassing-Yourselfhttp://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Cats Topic 3: Duck Duck Dickhttp://www.ibtimes.com/penis-enhancement-among-ducks-caused-competition-other-males-2591807 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Free abortions for those hit by hurricanes? A little’s boy who’s dream of mowing the White House lawn comes true? All this and more in today’s delicious, slightly offensive bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Those free hurricane abortions and only abortionshttp://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/09/15/free-abortions-offered-to-women-affected-by-hurricane-harvey.html Topic 2: the slender man stabbing: 3 years laterhttp://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41292913 THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME!http://www.wikihow.com/Describe-a-Smellhttp://www.wikihow.com/Pronounce-Meme Topic 3: the hero child who mowed trump’s lawnhttp://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-surprises-high-fives-11-year-mowed-rose/story?id=49869503 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/