ConsBEERacy Theories Conspiracy Podcast

"WE WERE BORN OF THE NOISE FROM THE PUNK ROCK SHOWS, GETTIN' REAL SICK FROM EATING FUDGE-E-O'S..." - Random Cher impersonator.Tonight's mystery, True Beerlievers, is the most HARROWING and MACABRE one yet! We solve the puzzle that is.... US! YOUR EVER FAITHFUL CONSBEERATORS!What dark and sinister magics are to blame for the formation of our unholy union? Which of us is most likely to knife you in a dream? And the most important question... The answer of which the fate of the entire universe rests upon... Who... WHO AMONG YOUR HOSTS IS THE MOST HANDSOME OF THEM ALL?!?Sit back, turn on, tune in and black out with us, True Beerlievers! For tonight, we seek to solve ourselves....

FINALLY... THE TRUTH HAS COME BACK TO PODCASTS!!! FOR THE DOZENS...AAAAAAND DOZENS OF TRUE BEERLIEVERS... Pour yourself a shot of Goldschlägerberg and join your Kiss Stealin', Wheelin' Dealin', Jet Flyin', Limo Ridin' Sons Of the TRUTH, as examine the strange and bizarre realm of Hitmen, Deadmen, Sexy Boys and Sons of Plummers... The wondrous world of Professional Wrestling! What is Kayfabe, and is it powerful enough to cover up a murder? Who actually screwed Bret? What was the deal with Ultimate Warrior's hair? Which Jericho was Benoit? Whatcha gonna do, BEERLIEVERS, when TRUTHAMANIA runs wild on YOU?!?!? WOOOOOOO!!!Hosted by: Eric BourqueStarring: Dave Proctor, Matthew Winkler, and Will Prosper

I'S THE B'Y THAT SEEKS THE TRUTH, N' I'S THE B'Y THAT FINDS HER, TRUE BEERLIEVERS!It's riddles and rapture and strange tales of the briny deep this week! Listen as our hosts hoist the mainsail and navigate through mysterious and murky waters! Was the sinking of the Titanic an insurance scam or mere accident? Was the Mary Celeste truly cursed, dooming all who dared to set foot on her decks? What do you do with a drunken Consbeerator?Just sit right down, and you'll hear a tale, listeners...Hosted by: Eric BourqueStarring: Matthew Winkler, Dave Proctor, Callum McPhee

ecnetnes sdrawkcab a si sihT. smadA nayrB drol krad ruo liah llA.Ahem...Today, Beerlievers, we confront the topic of SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING. Our hosts seek to solve the riddle of whether stimuli that subconsciously elicit a physical or emotional response IS merely harmless coincidence, or whether it is part of the SUPER-secret, diabolical plan of those who seek control!What AWESOME and terrifying secrets lie within the still frames of Disney movies? Is heavy metal legally to blame for the wholesale corruption of yesterday's youth? What constitutes appropriate erotic congress in the bathroom of a beloved, Canadian coffee franchise?The answers may shock you, True Beerlievers... Though you may not exactly understand how or why...

The entire function of man is to survive, True Beerlievers! And by that logic, the entire function of our daring Consbeerators is to spread the truth! Today we delve deep into the briny depths of that mysterious religion: SCIENTOLOGY!!!What exactly is "The Hole"? How frequently are spouses disposed of like so much Kleenex when their usefulness wanes? What do Lionel Richie and L Ron Hubbard have in common?Cruise on over to your listening devices and Clear a spot at the table, dear listeners, as we serve up a banquet of facts! Mmmm-mmmmm, that's good Thetan!Hosted by Eric BourqueStarring Matthew Winkler, Dave Proctor Will Prosper

LIES? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED LIES, MARTY...This week the trekkers of truth get wibbly wobbly and talk timey wimey. What was a Brooklyn record storeowner doing at a bridge opening in 1941? Are message boards the best place for a time traveler to keep a journal? Was MTV's Philadelphia Experiment actually filmed in Montauk? Why was Matthew trying to host?Come with us now on a journey through time and space...to the world of the Mighty Truth. DON'T BLINK. Hosted by: Eric BourqueStarring: Dave Proctor, Matthew Winkler and Jason Parker Quinton

ALL YOUR MYTHS ARE BELONG TO US.We adventure deep into the water temple this week, True Beerlievers, stay awhile and listen as we discuss the lost world of video game myths and conspiracies.From a sinister arcade cabinet that trades your quarters for insanity all the way to the dystopian, adultless reality of Pokemon... And the children the game mysteriously left in its wake--also, the second biggest abortion theory we've ever seen!It's dangerous to go alone so we're here to be your escorts on this mission.Continue to the truth? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DRUNK. GAME OVER.Hosted by: Eric BourqueStarring: Matthew Winkler Will ProsperSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ConsBEERacyTheories

We come upon the truth suddenly, but pack your water wings, because this week we're going to summer camp at BOHEMIAN GROVE! It'll be hi-jinx, low-jinx and everything-in-between-jinx as we frolic through the great redwoods toward knowledge! What black rituals take place under the concrete owl by night? What foul, elite business is conducted in between rounds of shuffleboard? Why does everything smell like piss?Tune in, turn on and dicks-out, Beerlievers! Because if you don't Grove, now you Grove, Nixons...Hosted by: Eric BourqueStarring: Dave Proctor, Will Prosper, and Matthew Winkler

Who does Richard Nixon's voice Who thinks boards look awful nice, WE DO, TRUE BEERLIEVERS, WE DO.Today we tackle the oldest organization on earth, the Freemasons! Are they secretly behind every major decision in history? Or are they a number of cantankerous old men who dress too fancy? You be the judge. Get out your Speculative Geometers and quit talking about religion, because it's time for some high order truth. We shall be your compass and your rulers. Fuckboard.Hosted by: Eric BourqueStarring: Dave Proctor, Matthew Winkler and Will Prosper

WE CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD, TRUE BEERLIEVERS... WE CAN SHOW YOU THE DARKEST PLACES...But not today! Today our brave, grown-ass ConsBEERators are off in search of magic, mirth and whimsy! Today, we're going to Disneyland!What is the mysterious organization known as Club 33? Will the mystery of the ghost known as Mr. One-Way ever be solved? Where in the Magic Kingdom can one go to solicit a prostitute and publicly urinate?Tune in and find out this week, because it's a strange world after all... It's a strange, strange world...

YOU'RE A WIZARD, HEINRICH! Tune in this week True Beerlievers as we discuss the bizarre occult practices of the Third Reich. Often speculated about but never addressed outside of the Indiana Jones movies, we've got your ticket for the Zeppelin of truth. What happens when you mix the worst regime in history with the strange and astrological? Well, you still get the worst regime in history, but you can laugh a little easier as they follow their strange obsessions to the castles of Scotland and holy places of Taiwan, all in a stumbling misguided goosestep through the cosmos. Achtung babies, it's ConsBEERacy Time.Hosted by: Eric BourqueStarring: Will Prosper, Dave Proctor and Matthew Winkler

CAN'T YOU HEAR, CAN'T YOU HEAR THE TRUTH, BEERLIEVERS?!? This week, the Theorists brave the perils of that dangerous and mysterious land Down Under as they search for the ridgy-didge and fair dinkum surrounding The Taman Shud Case, aka The Mystery Of The Somerton Man! Why has the man's identity remained a mystery for over sixty years? Who was the mysterious woman called Jestyn? What is appropriate attire for an Australian job interview/wedding? Don't be a Foolie, because this Schoolie's in session.The time has come! A fact's a fact! The TRUTH is out there! Let's take it back!Hosted by: Eric BourqueStarring: Will Prosper, Dave Proctor and Jason Parker Quinton

BEWARE OF THEY, THE DARK-CLAD STRANGERS!!! On this week's episode of Consbeeracy Theories, the group tackles the mystery of THEM. Those mysterious, and unsettling life forms known only as the Men In Black! Are the Men in Black human or something else entirely? Are their unconventional mannerisms and bizarre fashion sense mere eccentricity, or indicative of something far more sinister? Are Swan Lake and The Nutcracker the pinnacle of human intellectual achievement? Hear the trumpets and the pipers, True Beerlievers! For a golden ladder of TRUTH is reaching down, when the Men in Black come around...ConsBEERacy TheoriesHosted by Eric Bourque Starring: Matthew Winkler Will Prosper Dave Proctor

BEWARE THE LIES OF MARCH!We know what we are, but not what he may be. This week, our esteemed panel set the stage to discuss The Shakespeare Authorship Conspiracy. Was Billy S. the true penman of his famous works, or merely a tragedian marionette, strung from a noble cabal of dramatists? Join us now, as we speak an infinite deal of nothing but the truth.ConsBEERacy TheoriesHosted by Eric Bourque Starring: Matthew Winkler Michael Meehan Jason Quinton

Ground Control to Major Truth!In this week's episode, we probe the theories and fasten the clasps of the truth in order to groom our Homies in preparation for a trip down the Extraterrestrial Highway. Our destination? A Paradise of Truth, found only within the confines of the fabled AREA 51!Who are the Majestic 12? What correlations, or collaborations, can be linked with The Roswell Incident? What did we learn from our Alien visitors? They say the truth is in the pudding, but we found it in the desert, and we're Nevada gonna give you Uup, Nevada gonna let you down.