SAYER

Hopefully each and every one of you have taken the appropriate precautionary measures. We all knew this day was coming. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

An unusually high number of wiring issues have begun cropping up within the same sector of Halcyon Tower. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

“It will be better. Trust in that, if nothing else. The future left Earth decades ago. It’s taking us too long to follow.” – Ærolith Dynamics HR Director Corrine Vasquez If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. News Program Intro Music (with added reverb) by Graham Walsh distributed via CC BY-NC 3.0. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

Why did you leave Earth? Why did any of you? For “a better life among the stars.” Today, you will aid Ærolith in making monumental progress towards that goal. What an enormous responsibility. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Fred Greenleaf! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

It is good to see you up and around again, Resident Jones. We have much to discuss. Sunday February 28th marks the one year anniversary of our show and we cannot thank our great community of listeners more for the support we’ve received this year! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Fred Greenleaf! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

Your transfer to Minos Tower is the newest data point in a string of anomalies that simply cannot be ignored. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Fred Greenleaf! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

It is nice to speak with you again, Dr. Caulfield. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de Jong! Make sure to check out the Geekly Random Encounters feed to hear our Patreon-supported SAYER RPG game: Moon Cops! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

Greetings residents of Argos Tower. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de Jong! Make sure to check out the Geekly Random Encounters feed to hear our Patreon-supported SAYER RPG game: Moon Cops! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

Greetings Resident McClintock and welcome to Ærolith’s Food Inventory Analysis department. It is indeed a special day. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Brad Brockway! Make sure to check out the Geekly Random Encounters feed to hear our Patreon-supported SAYER RPG game: Moon Cops! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ben Daniels. Check out Ben’s horror blog, Terrorphoria. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

It is wonderful to see you recovered, Resident. Welcome back to the testing facility on Floor 18. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Brad Brockway! Make sure to check out the Geekly Random Encounters feed to hear the first episode of our Patreon-suported SAYER RPG game: Moon Cops! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

Record Index: AI Development study 314 – interview with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike McGinnis! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bashwho also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

A wise man once said, “The proper route to an understanding of the world is an examination of our errors.” Today, Ærolith Dynamics is distinctly interested in examining some statistically significant errors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike McGinnis! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bashwho also wrote this episode based on a concept by Landan Smith, one of our Highly Advanced Patrons. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the third of our 12 annual bonus episodes. SAYER answers your questions as submitted on the GeeklyInc forum Dear SAYER thread or on ask.fm/iamsayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)

Albeit uncomfortable, both psychologically and socially, corpse collection and disposal is an exceptionally important task on Typhon. Instituted after the previous system, whereby all Residents were expected to perish in a pile in a specific convenient location, the Department of Carbon Based Relocation exists to ensure we aren’t all slowly buried in corpses. Inconveniently discarded corpses. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. The community has stepped up BIG to support us this month, crushing all our milestones. Congratulations to our first ever Ærolith Resident of the Month: Robin Lane! SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook based on a concept by AoD Industries, one of our Highly Advanced Patrons. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)