Black Femdom Goddess | the Black Fuhrer show

Black Femdom Goddess | the Black Fuhrer

Summary: You never know what you will get. I chronicle my adventures in fetish. I rant and rave. I might even review a fetish product or six. Oh yeah, and I love to cuss. So if you want to follow my urbane musings, you have come to the right place.

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 Everything Seems to be a Pissing Contest (podcast) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 10:25

Many people are competitive. Hell, even *I* can be competitive at times. But for fuck sakes, there are things that just don't fall into the realm of competition. . . at all. But leave it to some folks to *make* a seemingly laid back and/or pleasant activity into a full out Olympic sport. I was prompted to write this blog after visiting some vegetarian forums. A few weeks ago, I decided to get serious about removing meat from my diet so I went to vegetarian sites and forums to ask questions and get more information. Apparently, there is some sort of bizarre hierarchy when it comes to the vegetarian lifestyle. I decided that being lacto-ovo was the best way for me.  I was under the impression that this would be a personal choice/decision that people make for their health, for ethical reasons, for religious purposes etc. I wasn't aware that I was going to be judged or ranked. Apparently, a lacto-ovo vegetarian isn't vegetarian enough for many vegetarians/vegans and they really let me know! They way they acted, I'd assume there was a gold medal somewhere in the mix. . . But that got me thinking about other sorts of pissing contests and the BDSM/Kink/Fetish world is full of them. Everyone knows the whole hierarchy of s-types. Slaves are way mo betta and mo realer than subs. And subs are better than weekend warriors. And weekend warriors are better than fetishists . . . and on and on down the line. Masters and Mistresses are better than Doms and Dommes. Doms and Dommes and are better than tops. Tops are better than sadists. And every single fucker making these types of claims have pages and pages of dissertations and treatises to back them up. Even on the side of say, latex fetish. Many a pissing contests are had there too. An outsider would imagine that people who are into latex get it, wear it, and enjoy themselves in it. For the most part, that is how it goes. But there is a subset of  "competitive" latex wearers that irritate the rest of us sane latex folks. We regular folks never wear it long enough. They always have to tell us about their marathon latex wearing sessions. 12 hours. A whole weekend. A month straight. If one cannot go that long, we aren't dedicated enough or true enough. Or perhaps we aren't wearing enough layers. What, what? The olympic latex wearing committee states that in order to be "real" a minimum of 5 layers must be worn. ~eye roll~ Lets not even get into the name brand aspect of it. It's ALL part of the pissing contest. So now I wonder. . . is there ANY part of fetish or life in general that ISN'T a pissing contest? Leave a comment and let me know! Want to discuss this over the phone? My availability:        

 Latex Puppy! (Podcast) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4:38

Hello! This past weekend, I had the opportunity to play in my studio with a latex puppy! I've always thought that rubber pups were cute, but I didn't realize that it could be so fun. I should have had an inkling that I'd like it when I insisted on having a cage built: I had the rubber pup put on paws made by Signature Latex. I'll be doing a review on them shortly on my youtube channel so stay tuned! I've already done a few review videos so feel free to check them out. Getting into what I enjoy about puppy play, let me first start off with what type of puppy would work best with me. I would most enjoy a cute playful puppy. One dressed in more of a cartoonish character. . .like an anime puppy than a realistic looking one with the realistic looking paws/mask/tail. The puppy has to look so cute that I'd just melt looking at him. As far as personality, I'd like the puppy to be playful and upbeat. No brooding puppies! For the most part, he should be obedient and eager to please. I don't mind him getting into trouble once in a while, but if he gets into TOO much trouble, he's going to go for a LONG drive. He should also be very loyal and SUPER protective. As far as activities, I think I'd enjoy making organic concoctions for my pup to eat out of a dog bowl, maybe bathe him, and of course tuck him in nightly in his big cage. He should enjoy playing with all the toys I get him and I'd expect him to show me his appreciation by sitting and my feet and looking up at me adoringly. To be honest, I don't think I'd ever want a rubber kitty. Sorry, just not into cats. . . at ALL. Do you want to tell me about your puppy play experiences? Have new ideas about puppy play you want to share? I'd love to hear about it! You can call me here when I'm available: CALL ME!

 Testing My Video Player – Can you see the Video? | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 3:50

I'll try to make the explanation short. I haven't updated flash for my browser in a LONG time. When I try to put a video on my site, I can't see it. At first I thought that maybe I was just doing it incorrectly so I played around with the encoding on my video as per instructions on my video player. Well now, I can't even see my clips! Flash crashes and it just won't play. So I'm now asking you if you can see and hear my clip. If not, please leave a comment as to what error you get, what browser you are using, which version of flash is installed and all that. Thanks!

 Why I do not Consider Myself to be part of any Fetish Communities (Podcast) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 17:17

I'll start off by stating that I realize and understand that the concept of "community" is important to some people. My aim isn't to trivialize it for those that hold that concept near and dear. My aim is to explain why *I* personally don't buy into it and why *I* choose not to formally involve myself in any sort of established or recognized "communities."  I feel I need to explain my reasons because I get asked quite often, why I do not embrace the concept and I guess I come off as stand-offish and that is not my intention at all. So in no order of importance, here are my reasons for not being a community-ite. Drama, strife, and turmoil intensifies - This is a given because more than just the affected individuals are involved. The whole "community" gets involved and it's even expected that this is so. What starts out as in issue between 2 individuals quickly escalates to exponentially more people. Other community members have to weigh in, give advice, and feel the need to defend or attack those involved in the issue. Then the members expect the "community leaders" to step in and take action for or against the involved individuals. If I had an issue with someone, I would want to resolve the issue privately, discreetly, and without extraneous people getting involved. Witch hunts - It takes one person in the "community," and it doesn't matter if the allegations have been throughly investigated or not, before the hoard of indignant, pitchfork wielding members come out for blood. It's even more brutal when the accused is not a member of said community. There would be no issue if there were some sort of process to make sure any allegation had some merit. Most of the time, emotions run high (driven by a desire to witness drama or someone wanting to be a Captain Save-a-Ho or a community leader wanting to look leader-ish) and any semblance of fact finding takes second place to being loud, sanctimonious, and holier than thou. It's a big fat clusterfuck of a hot mess when the "community" is wrong in this respect. Not too many people are big enough to admit wrong doing and apologize. It's also interesting that it is the same, few, select individuals in the "community" that seems to have issues with practically EV-ER-REE one else. If they aren't beefing with someone, they are fanning the fires of someone else's beef with someone else. They also have some sort of insider knowledge as to whom is a predator or abuser and they spot them on a regular basis. These people keep the witch hunt cottage industry going. You probably know a few people like that in a community near you. Personal responsibility and accountability - These things go out of the window for many that attach themselves to a community. Instead of using common sense to ensure their own well being and protection, it becomes the responsibility of the "community" to do so. I'm not saying all members of a community do this but as I listen to those that have had issues at events or venues, they seem to place the blame on some other entity for their circumstances. As they threw caution to the wind, this entity (namely the community) should have been looking out for their safety, protecting them against abusers, predators, and the boogey man. This isn't the fault of the "community." It's the fault of the individuals who thought that the community was going to be some sort of armor against bad people and bad situations. I'd much rather keep my distance from these type of people.  .  .but when you are part of the same "community," you're kinda stuck with them. Kinda like a bizzaro blended family. False sense of security - Following up my previous point, the "community" gives some a false sense of security. Most community functions/events are vetted. A vetted event doesn't necessarily mean that the event is devoid of dangerous situations and/or dangerous people. I've been vetted for community events simply by eating a burger ONE TIME with the leaders.

 New Video Teaser Clip (Updates) | File Type: video/x-flv | Duration: Unknown

It's about that time for me to share another teaser video. This one is for the latex and rubber lovers. You can get the full length version of your favorite Black Femdom Goddess in her Niteflirt pay-to-view store. You can get other goodies as well so go now and buy everything! There is also a new way for you boys to contact me. I've opened an account with verified calls and so far, it's my favorite way to chat! I've spoken to a few of you already and I've totally enjoyed myself . . . even the repugnant republican dude ;) So go ahead and set up a session to chat with me. Make sure you read my profile so you know what is and isn't acceptable as far as conversational subject matter. So enjoy the rubber Femdom teaser clip! And make sure to thank me for sharing it! ;)

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