The Complete Guide to Everything

We're back recording in the same room together for the first time in over a year, so we decided to cover a topic that would get us all riled up. This week we're talking about the richest people in history, who coincidentally also happen to be the biggest sociopaths ever.

Nowadays they got a Hall of Fame for just about everything, even the very concept of Rock and Roll. This week we discuss the newest entrants into the R&R HOF as well as a lil’ bit of history about the hall itself and why the hell it’s in Cleveland, Ohio. Also Tom discuss some upcoming alien news everyone should keep an eye out for.

With all that's going on in the world these days, the one thing literally everybody can agree on is that the funniest thing on earth is when three buffoons mercilessly hurt each other on purpose. This week we're talking about The Three Stooges, a really weird act when you think about it. We also go to great lengths to avoid the Noid.

The world is slowly getting back to normal and we can all agree the thing we miss most is buffets. This week we discuss the various types of all-you-can-eat schemes and offer some pro tips on how to absolutely gorge yourself. Also Tom goes away to the woods for the weekend and Tim peruses the Buffalo Wild Wings website.

It's Tom's 40th birthday, and he's officially "over the hill" which means he's closer to his death than to his birth, a funny concept that everyone makes jokes about when someone turns forty. To deal with this terrifying milestone, Tom shares some wisdom he's picked up over his four long decades on earth.

After last week’s man cave discussion, we (Tom) decided we should continue the conversation with a frank talk about Arcade Games. We run through some of our favorite arcade games of all time, take a trip down memory lane to The Ground Round, and Tom shares his tales of arcade humiliation and triumph that travel the world all the way to Tokyo, Japan.

Where can a man go to escape the hustle and bustle of modern life (and get away from his family)? Why, a weird cave thing that he built himself. This week, two men who will never have enough space in their homes to build a man cave for themselves discuss what they think other guys do with their space and imagine what it's like watching a movie in George Lucas's private theater.

Marijuana (aka “Grass”) is officially legal in New York and all it took was our governor desperately looking to change the conversation from the multiple credible allegations that have been made against him! This week we’re talking all about God’s Herb and the new laws that are now in effect in the state of New York.

Ever have to drive (or be a passenger) for a long time? Well, my friend, you had yourself a long drive. This week we're talking about sitting in a car for a long time and being bored. We also discuss the new Justice League movie and go on an unexpected tangent about gross novelty items. Sorry.

From lakes to oceans, glasses to jugs, Water has taken the world by storm. But how much do you really know these clear, mysterious beverage? Also we solve a listener problem concerning their obnoxious neighbor complaining about their struggle to survive and Tom uses his influence as a podcaster to get vaccinated.

Spring is (almost) upon us, and who better to discuss it than two middle aged men who don't go outside all that much?

We all know all about fungible tokens, but what about non-fungible ones? From Kings of Leon to Grimes, everyone’s getting in on the latest crypto-craze: NFTs. But what the hell are they? This week we attempt to poorly explain it, plus Tim unveils his latest ideas for the child actor business. Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm

They sent another robot to Mars and don't worry, we're all over it it. This week we discuss the Mars 2020 mission and the Perseverance rover in detail, providing invaluable analysis to the scientific community. But first, a tale of infidelity as overheard at a coffee shop.

In the immortal words of Steven Quincy Urkel, “Got any cheese?” We sure do this week as we discuss one of the best kinds of foods there is, cheese. From stinky to mild, we don’t hold any of our thoughts back. BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guide Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout.  Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fm

Two broken men reminisce about the times we were able to spend time inside bars with friends. In the decade we've been recording this podcast, this is the closest we've come to crying during an episode.