Ask Mr. Biggs
Summary: Who is Mr. Biggs? Quite simply, Mr. Biggs is a man with a lot on his mind. An accomplished businessman, community leader, motivational speaker, mentor, bowler, and recreational chef, Mr. Biggs has experienced a lot in his 50 plus years. When he's not co-owning and managing his successful restaurant/nightclub, Whizzbang's!, he's helping a neighbor replace an aging lawnmower's spark plug, or grilling steaks at the Caribou Lodge's annual fundraiser jubilee, or figuring out how to beat his niece and nephew at miniature golf, or simply spending time at home hosing off his driveway. No, Mr. Biggs is no ordinary man. Few people know that Mr. Biggs has developed and patented the world's very first 12-piece stainless steel cutlery set that's completely portable (patent pending). Mr. Biggs has also been credited with being the first American entrepreneur to delve into and revolutionize the once-flourishing world of mail-order sandwiches. A pioneer, an uncle, a risk-taker, an individual, and, above all, a STYLISH GENTLEMAN, Mr. Biggs is a lot of things to a lot of people. And now, through the miracle of mp3 compressed audio technology, he can be all of these things to YOU with The Mr. Biggs Bartered Program! Welcome to the fantastic world of Mr. Biggs!
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In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Recommends using protective eye wear while operating power tools. Suggests a forward approach when considering workplace relationships. Warns against heeding ill-advised instruction from under-informed people. Considers unconventional bit choices when tackling non-traditional DIY projects. Uses coded language to protect the listener’s delicate sensibilities. Bestows the […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Feels strongly about matching pipe and joint sizes. Extols the expertise of computer manufacturer-provided technical assistance workers. Has doubts about gender authenticity in the celebrity impersonation industry. Uses popular promotions to stimulate customer activity. Laments the flavor degradation of slightly over-cooked coffee. Questions the feasibility […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Posits his theory regarding the properties of liquid-resistant incendiaries. Continues to be impressed by the depth and breadth of information available from internet resources. Dislikes person-to-porcelain contact. Possesses instant recall for many obscure trade-specific euphemisms. Now knows what to omit from the “special skills” section […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Shuns common workplace terms in favor of more whimsical-sounding substitutes. Prefers age-appropriate ladyfriends. Suggests browsing one’s analog collection prior to the digital broadcast transition. Cautions against the feeding of feral animals. Believes in the secure storage of firearms and ammunition. Encourages the proper sealing of […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advises callers to gather their thoughts prior to going “on air.” Finds endomorphic ladies appealing. Feels that ownership of an item lies inherently in one’s ability to disassemble it. Suggests professional help when dealing with seasonal pests. Waives his strict “No Caps” policy for his […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advocates the use of vinyl surfaces beneath office furniture. Is adamant about using the right measuring devices to measure ovoid objects. Encourages deliberate consumption of between-meal sweets. Is compelled to remind listeners of talk show caller etiquette. Interprets the subconscious messages inherent in footwear shoelace […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Steadfastly opposes the filing of fraudulent documents. Is no match for automated telephone dialing features. Appreciates brevity in electronic correspondence. Recommends repurposing everyday items to increase their usefulness. Feels it’s important to protect Dolly Parton’s good name. Expresses uncertainty about his ability to recognize less […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is not familiar with standard Asian pronunciation rules. Argues that microwave meals are underrated. Discourages conflict resolution via physical confrontations. Tends to easily lose track of time when chatting with old friends. Can be fooled by genuine-looking certificates. Questions family alliance when money is involved. […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys seeing Ks stand in for Cs in commercial signage. Feels the restless should seek out relaxing hobbies. Thinks there should be an easier way for listeners to e-mail the show. Is not familiar with all contemporary colloquialisms for animal waste. Gently discourages the use […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages the use of arcane acronyms. Considers all listener suggestions. Practices selective philanthropy. Shows kindness through giving, to heal emotional wounds. Would love to know what Roger’s holiday plans are. Creates spontaneous festivity with seasonal foliage. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0011 HERE
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages being overly boastful. Acknowledges the usefulness of lasers for a myriad of projects, as well as the inherit dangers. Is concerned about the new facility’s ability to process phone calls. Doesn’t intend to be on the wrong side of the State Gaming Board ever […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is starring in an upcoming feature film. Says folks on a tight budget enjoy the sensible value of variety meats. Wonders at which point a lot of carrots becomes too many. Turns to collaborative internet resources for researching his facts. Says Joaquin Phoenix breaks a […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Admits he finds accordions lovely. Recommends using statistics to your advantage. Understands the heartbreak of premature greying. Says Toastmasters changed his life. Recently discovered that “HazMat” is not an acronym. Doesn’t watch Animal Planet all that much. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0008 HERE
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat. Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level. Doesn’t care for math. Was surprised to find that Goldschlager’s got gold in it. Would like folks to keep an eye on that Stuart Anderson. Doesn’t think […]
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had. Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only. Has something about oil he wants to say. Later. Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to […]
