Wired's Bloodline show

Wired's Bloodline

Summary: From here on out Jay Dayrit and Jordan Crucchiola will be analyzing the tropes, psychological fear factors, sleep-loss quotients, survival lessons, and overall horrific-ness of the latest spooky flicks hitting theaters — and some of their old faves.

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 Ep. 15: Antiviral and How to Die Like a Celebrity | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:44

How much would you pay for your favorite celebrity’s cooties? Would you pay with your life? It’s the icky world of disease horror in the film Antiviral.

 Ep. 14: The New Evil Dead Doesn't Care About Your Nostalgia | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:49

If you're looking for Evil Dead 4 or a frame-by-frame Valentine to the 1981 original cult classic that put Bruce Campbell on the map (and in our hearts) then abandon all hope, ye who would enter this cabin in the woods.

 Ep. 13: What Is a Child-Gang Horror Film, Anyway? | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:33

Regardless of how you feel about children, you shouldn't want to kill them, unless they aren't really children but rather demon spawn or alien invaders.

 Ep. 12: Why You Shouldn't Bring a Chicken to an Exorcist Fight | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:04

After only barely surviving her first exorcism - and making fans of both seasoned Bloodline hosts in the process - our endearing heroine Nell Sweetzer is back in the game!

 Ep. 10: There's No Case Like Home Invasion | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:27

In this week's episode, Dayrit and Crucchiola butt heads over Cherry Tree Lane, a home-invasion movie from across the pond.

 Ep. 9: Jessica Chastain and the Tortured Soul | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:31

No, imagine you're Jessica suddenly tasked with parenting two feral children who were, for five years, raised by a malevolent spirit now hellbent on getting its wildlings back.

 Ep. 8: Leatherface Gets a Facelift in Texas Chainsaw 3D | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 4:54

With Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D ushering in a new chapter to the mega franchise, Jordan Crucchiola and Jay Dayrit bravely ingested all six previous films.

 Ep. 7: Gathering All the Gore of Torture Porn With The Collection | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 4:36

Let Jay Dayrit and Jordan Crucchiola take you by the hand and walk you through the meticulously sadistic hallways of The Collection.

 Ep. 6: The 10 Best Christmas Horror Flicks | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 3:23

To help get through the holidays, they've curated a list of the top 10 best Christmas horror movies of all time. Put the kids to bed, turn down the lights, and settle into this naughty list of zombie Santas, sinister snowmen, evil elves, and naturally, Shannon Elizabeth.

 Ep. 5: What Defines an Asian Horror Film? | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 3:31

Japanese ghost stories and Korean revenge films have had quite an impact on American horror movies. Might Filipino cinema prove as influential?

 Ep. 4: Videogames and Horror Movies Don't Always Play Well Together | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:48

Here at Wired, Jordan Crucchiola and Jay Dayrit are the odd men out. They would rather third-person scream through a good horror movie than first-person navigate Call of Duty: Black Ops II. So when the game-inspired movie Silent Hill: Revelation hit theaters, Crucchiola and Dayrit seized the opportunity to relate to the rest of the staff.

 Ep. 3: How Serial-Killer Movies Get Under Our Skin | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 6:06

This week on Bloodline, your hosts of horror dig into Chained, a journey inside the home of a murderer and his live-in slave. It's directed by Jennifer Lynch (spawn of David) and stars Vincent D'Onofrio.

 Ep. 2: Long Live Found-Footage Horror! | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:20

On Bloodline, Jay Dayrit and Jordan Crucchiola promised you a scarier movie. Well, they're back to deliver on that promise with V/H/S, directed by abunch of dudes, starring nobody you've ever heard of.

 Ep. 1: House at the End of the Street | File Type: video/x-m4v | Duration: 5:58

In Bloodline's inaugural episode, Crucchiola and Dayrit are looking at Mark Tonderai's psychological horror film House at the End of the Street and wondering why Jennifer Lawrence looks so stunning instead of scared out of her noggin. Plus, they offer survival tips on how to avoid getting trapped in a sub-basement wearing an unnecessarily snug tank top.

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