Drink Jail

We could have conceived and birthed babies since our last update. Eat shit, Podbean. This week: Predator spoiler alert, On lying: "butler lies" and bullshit, leveling the population, unintentional animal hour, Brandon lies about jumping and Luke lies about just starting recording, Luke blows up Zeb's spot on impersonating co-workers, pianos equal success, decibels, once again - brandon and matt's at-odds spiritual motif, in-and-out burger, weed in Colorado, voting, "women and children". And matt let his home be used for a porn shoot, but who hasn't...

That week: The pitter-patter of a leaking pipe in the studio. Also, 'Predator' (spoiler alert), On lying: "butler lies" and bullshit, leveling the population, unintentional animal hour, Brandon lies about jumping and Luke lies about just starting recording, Luke blows up Zeb's spot on impersonating co-workers, pianos equal success, decibels, once again - brandon and matt's at-odds spiritual motif, in-and-out burger, weed in Colorado, voting, "women and children". Episode 15 Climax: Matt let his home be used for a porn shoot, but who hasn't...

This week: The post-Sandy and pre-election episode. (Brandon says "quinoa" weird, right?) Matt got put in bipolar drink jail, George Lucas, the MPAA, 3 of the 4 of us are not voting cause we're self-absorbed hipster slackers (coincidentally, Matt is the only one voting and is exempt from "hipster" status), monks rubbing down, Luke and Zeb nerd out about the Doors (love hate 15/85) while Brandon and Matt nerd out about Spencer Gifts (see: "the Mall" on Wikipedia), beer in movie theaters, pagers, what's a quarterback?, odd pronunciations, Brandon's mom tells us her thoughts on god, and the drink of the week.

This week: Getting ready for Hurricane Sandy, Brandon tries to worry his mother about his safety, and talks about why he's always a girl for Halloween. Matt talks about the phases of dating vs. marriage, which somehow leads to the potential existence of souls and ghosts, and how our minds trick us. Episode 13 special: Ghost stories with Zeb.

This week: A placid episode from the Matt and Brandon. Brandon's epic solo bike ride to a museum, 86'ing customers, Brandon hops 4 fences in one night back in Vegas (probably with frosted tips), the growth of body parts, a rare and terrifying birth defect, Matt as a heightist, and Brandon pulls some more statistics from the top of his head, making you wonder if he makes this shit up or actually has a photographic memory. Subscribe to find out the truth...

This week: We have our first guest, Gregg, join us while Matt is honeymooning. Fun with onomatopoeias, toddler fight clubs, Brandon fights a bunch of cops (and gets maced), vanity virgins, why nice guys finish last. Also, what is a fetish, and Gregg sheds some light on cubs, otters, and bears. Oh my!

This week: Brandon gets dark, the cigarette roll-off, chewing with your mouth open, Matt's childhood waterbed, Bill Murray is a wife beater, the most obnoxious debate on swim trunks ever, animal hour 2, pooping around girlfriends, and how the fuck do Matt and Brandon manage to bring everything back to Dazed and Confused? Also, the ghost of Tex Ritter tells you how a deck of cards can moonlight as a bible.

This week: Nuts and legumes, split-shitting and a desert porta-potty, animal hour, taking on Mike Tyson, micro penises, and about 10 minutes of Brandon attempting to record the Drink Jail outgoing message. Giddy as a school girl. Mad late.

This week: Matt joins us remotely from a RISK TOURNAMENT, OK Cupid's tally of the smartest and dirtiest, sport vs. non-sport, dogs with Lupus, Brandon challenges the geography of the midwest, friends living with your girlfriend, and Rudy Giuliani's dark, epic secret. Sorry for the delay. It probably won't happen again.

This week: Adolescent Sexuality. Topics include Matt's loss of virginity, Brandon hitting on teachers and wearing make-up to hide acne, ethics of student/teacher relationships, and Brandon's troubled wrestling coach. Also, the neverending dilemma of effectively applying sour cream to a taco.

This week: Matt discusses his personal experiences with fraternities and paddling. Brandon splits hairs to justify his hat-wearing, and gives tips on how to properly order a drink. Also, escalator etiquette, mailing live animals, mutual climax, and domain name disputes.

This week: Brandon and Matt discuss their experiences with vehicle fire, death, buying drugs in New Orleans, the vagus nerve, and the implications and psychology of plastic surgery.  Also, a lovely bonus conversation with Brandon's mom.

This week: Dad vs. stepdad dynamics, serving pregnant woman drinks,  Brandon's first peepshow, misogynistic subway announcements, TV at the gym, temporary fluid vasocongestion, and more genital talk.

Dad vs. stepdad dynamics, serving pregnant women drinks, Brandon's first peepshow, misogynistic subway announcements, TV at the gym, temporary fluid vasocongestion, and more genital talk

"Drink Jail", riding horses in China, "donkeyed again", establishing best friendship, VBAC-ing