Zombie Apocalypse

I actually honestly believe that there will be a zombie apocalypse....on December 21st 2012... I know most of you guys are saying this is stupid but let me explain myself. First off i would like to say that the end of the mayan calendar doesn't mean it's the end of the world, but the end of humanity. We've done so much damage to this world in a couple thousand years than anything else in the past billions of years when humans were non-existent. Second: On May 25th 2012, in Miami, Florida, there was a registered cannibal attack. An African American man attacked a homeless man in the streets of Miami. When police arrived on scene and told the man to stop his cannibalistic attack, the 'zombie' if you will, looked directly at the cop and growled. he then countinued to eat the homeless mans face and neck. The officer than had to take action in order to save a life. The officer shot the zombie once, but like a zombie who feels no pain, remained oblivious the the shot and continued eating. The officer had to shoot 11 more times before this zombie was stopped. The last shot was to the head. The Media immediately took over and said that the attacker was on 'bath salts' (drugs), and they said that was the reason for the attack. They later found that there was no trace of drugs in his system. They later changed the story and said that the attacker had a history of violence, which later also turned out to be false.... Now what most people dont know is that there was 2 more attacks. One in New Mexico and another in Illinois... The media didnt cover this to 'protect' the nation. These 2 other casualties were kept within the US army and the government. these cannibalistic events can only be a preview of what is to come. Suit yourself if you dont believe me.. I'm ready for an apocalypse and i hope you are too... better be safe than sorry.

Here's a write in request from an anonymous ScatterRadio user: Use blunt weapons more and guns less,because a blunt weapon is a silent kill, while a gun is loud, which attracts more zombies. you could kill one zombie with your gun and say "hes outta the way" but then coming down the street is a zombie horde that heard your gun go off so remember use blunt weapons more than guns.

Here's a write in request from an anonymous ScatterRadio user: Never trust a girl in a zombie apocalypse or don't ever ever drive during a zombie apocalypse!!

Here's a write in request from ScatterRadio user Maelradec: If you can try to break into a gun store or a army store and take/steal ballistic helmet,armored vest,gas mask (so if zombie trys to bite you on the face,he cant) guns,or basically make the building a home maybe? lock and barricade the front door and put carpets up to the windows,(so zombies cant see the lights inside) and always lock the back door just try to steal eveything u can.

Rule #32- enjoy the little things. Tallahassee got his Twinkies. And even though life would ever be simple or innocent again. As he savored that spongy log of cream, we had hope, we had each other- and without other people well you might as well be a zombie! And until next time remember this- cardio, seat belts, and this doesn't really have anything to do with anybody but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody- I'm Columbus Ohio from zombie land saying goodnight.

colombus is the scared one yeah he like a little bunny- i'll get him. what's this? I dont know- rah rah rah rah rah boom boom- its OK i got him i got him. Is that how you say hello where you come from? On the count of three...one, two, three! ::explosion::

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Hey everyone,

In the event the zombie apocalypse hits, make sure to avoid airports in NY , LA, and Honolulul, they are the most likely to play a significant role in the growth of a pandemic like Z-day a new study reports.

I would really hate it, if I was deaf and no one else was home with me and there were zombies everywhere and they were breaking into my house and I wouldn't even know. Would you hate it if that happened?

What's your weapon of choice to fight off teh zombies when they attack?

If this zombies reach an urban city, I think it would be the most difficult to survive. Zombies can literraly be anywhere and everywhere. All I know is that if the zombies were outside of my office building, I would lock the doors, turn the elevators off and then do my best to destroy the stair cases.

In the Zombie apocalypse always make sure to take your weapon wherever you go cause you dont want a little surprise when you go when you leave your weapon somewhere else where you cannot reach it

Zombies have no fear, so why should you? Use your head and cut off theirs!

What you should really look for is find a factory because there are no windows and one entrance. So if there are windows you just board them up and stuff like that