National Cynical Network Archives

RETURN: This is the first in a multi-part serialization of our mash-up movie called FLOYDATAR, which we spent the better part of a year out of our lives putting together. The idea behind the project was to meaningfully combine the (edited) visuals of AVATAR (2009) with the (selected) music of Pink Floyd, thus celebrating both. We figure enough time has gone by since this has been released, premiered in the Second Life virtual online environment (and summarily rejected by both Youtube and Vimeo); and so we are publishing it on our podcast in multiple and sequential 'Parts' like a serial. If there is anyone left on the planet who hasn't seen AVATAR please, go watch it and find it NOW, do NOT watch this movie first! This movie is a transformation of that movie into a new piece, and does not represent AVATAR in its original form. Hell, the entire movie is not even fully represented! This is meant for fans of both the movie and the band PINK FLOYD, and seeks to cultivate synchronicity as we artistically explore, and symbolically comment on, the expressed themes that are common to both of these entities including: war, loss, love, sacrifice, redemption, madness, the value of humanity, the fight of the underdog, transformation (itself) and an overall psychedelic and other-worldly aesthetic hopefully tying this UNIQUE hybrid movie all together. For the first time in years: FLOYDATAR is back! You be the judge. - This program is NOT for sale and NOT for profit. Please don't sue us. Running Time for this (Part 1) is 7min. 14sec with more to come! Stay tuned!

RETURN: This is the first in a multi-part serialization of our mash-up movie called FLOYDATAR, which we spent the better part of a year out of our lives putting together. The idea behind the project was to meaningfully combine the (edited) visuals of AVATAR (2009) with the (selected) music of Pink Floyd, thus celebrating both. We figure enough time has gone by since this has been released, premiered in the Second Life virtual online environment (and summarily rejected by both Youtube and Vimeo); and so we are publishing it on our podcast in multiple and sequential 'Parts' like a serial. If there is anyone left on the planet who hasn't seen AVATAR please, go watch it and find it NOW, do NOT watch this movie first! This movie is a transformation of that movie into a new piece, and does not represent AVATAR in its original form. Hell, the entire movie is not even fully represented! This is meant for fans of both the movie and the band PINK FLOYD, and seeks to cultivate synchronicity as we artistically explore, and symbolically comment on, the expressed themes that are common to both of these entities including: war, loss, love, sacrifice, redemption, madness, the value of humanity, the fight of the underdog, transformation (itself) and an overall psychedelic and other-worldly aesthetic hopefully tying this UNIQUE hybrid movie all together. For the first time in years: FLOYDATAR is back! You be the judge. - This program is NOT for sale and NOT for profit. Please don't sue us. Running Time for this (Part 1) is 7min. 14sec with more to come! Stay tuned!

RETURN: This is the first in a multi-part serialization of our mash-up movie called FLOYDATAR, which we spent the better part of a year out of our lives putting together. The idea behind the project was to meaningfully combine the (edited) visuals of AVATAR (2009) with the (selected) music of Pink Floyd, thus celebrating both. We figure enough time has gone by since this has been released, premiered in the Second Life virtual online environment (and summarily rejected by both Youtube and Vimeo); and so we are publishing it on our podcast in multiple and sequential 'Parts' like a serial. If there is anyone left on the planet who hasn't seen AVATAR please, go watch it and find it NOW, do NOT watch this movie first! This movie is a transformation of that movie into a new piece, and does not represent AVATAR in its original form. Hell, the entire movie is not even fully represented! This is meant for fans of both the movie and the band PINK FLOYD, and seeks to cultivate synchronicity as we artistically explore, and symbolically comment on, the expressed themes that are common to both of these entities including: war, loss, love, sacrifice, redemption, madness, the value of humanity, the fight of the underdog, transformation (itself) and an overall psychedelic and other-worldly aesthetic hopefully tying this UNIQUE hybrid movie all together. For the first time in years: FLOYDATAR is back! You be the judge. - This program is NOT for sale and NOT for profit. Please don't sue us. Running Time for this (Part 1) is 7min. 14sec with more to come! Stay tuned!

Broadcast on KFJC 89.7 FM in the SF Bay Area (for the recurring Mr. Pumpkinhead show and part of their MAYhem Specials) and mixed live by Phineas Narco and JC Clone on May 20th, 2016. The daring duo return to the terrestrial airwaves and serve up a mouth-watering musical audio-collage meal (for your eardrums) all about (dot dot dot) Dinosaurs. Educational and entertaining in a non-linear, dissociated kind of way. Originally a 4-hour LIVE mix which delves into pre-history and explores the realm of the raptors, Barney, creationism, songs about dinosaurs, and all manner of Jurassic hijinks! Part of the SubGenius Icons series. Some post-production work has been done on this edited 3-hour digest available on the web. Listen, or become extinct! - Note: This program is best heard through headphones.

Broadcast on KFJC 89.7 FM in the SF Bay Area (for the recurring Mr. Pumpkinhead show and part of their MAYhem Specials) and mixed live by Phineas Narco and JC Clone on May 20th, 2016. The daring duo return to the terrestrial airwaves and serve up a mouth-watering musical audio-collage meal (for your eardrums) all about (dot dot dot) Dinosaurs. Educational and entertaining in a non-linear, dissociated kind of way. Originally a 4-hour LIVE mix which delves into pre-history and explores the realm of the raptors, Barney, creationism, songs about dinosaurs, and all manner of Jurassic hijinks! Part of the SubGenius Icons series. Some post-production work has been done on this edited 3-hour digest available on the web. Listen, or become extinct! - Note: This program is best heard through headphones.

Broadcast on KFJC 89.7 FM in the SF Bay Area (for the recurring Mr. Pumpkinhead show and part of their MAYhem Specials) and mixed live by Phineas Narco and JC Clone on May 20th, 2016. The daring duo return to the terrestrial airwaves and serve up a mouth-watering musical audio-collage meal (for your eardrums) all about (dot dot dot) Dinosaurs. Educational and entertaining in a non-linear, dissociated kind of way. Originally a 4-hour LIVE mix which delves into pre-history and explores the realm of the raptors, Barney, creationism, songs about dinosaurs, and all manner of Jurassic hijinks! Part of the SubGenius Icons series. Some post-production work has been done on this edited 3-hour digest available on the web. Listen, or become extinct! - Note: This program is best heard through headphones.

Webcast on Easter Sunday, April 27th, 2016--this is an irreverent collection of often bizarre (and sometimes moving) sonic items, both musical and comedic, relating to Jesus, Christmas, Easter, and religion in general. With new work from 'Christworx 100% Unlimited', also I Cut People, various mixed seminal excerpts from The Great Big Jesus Show (from NCN years' past), International Secular Atavism, The Onion Radio News, The Rudy Schwartz Project, Wobbly and many many others. - A 3-hour mix.

Part 03: In the third part to our surreal serial, Jake and the landing party discover a herd of Hammerhead Titanothere in the Pandoran jungle and Jake narrowly outruns the Thanator. This sequence is mashed up with (a slightly abridged version of) 'Run Like Hell' and the opening stanza of 'Waiting for the Worms' by Pink Floyd from their 1979 album 'The Wall'. Sequence is 4 min. 16 seconds.

Webcast on Easter Sunday, April 27th, 2016--this is an irreverent collection of often bizarre (and sometimes moving) sonic items, both musical and comedic, relating to Jesus, Christmas, Easter, and religion in general. With new work from 'Christworx 100% Unlimited', also I Cut People, various mixed seminal excerpts from The Great Big Jesus Show (from NCN years' past), International Secular Atavism, The Onion Radio News, The Rudy Schwartz Project, Wobbly and many many others. - A 3-hour mix.

Part 03: In the third part to our surreal serial, Jake and the landing party discover a herd of Hammerhead Titanothere in the Pandoran jungle and Jake narrowly outruns the Thanator. This sequence is mashed up with (a slightly abridged version of) 'Run Like Hell' and the opening stanza of 'Waiting for the Worms' by Pink Floyd from their 1979 album 'The Wall'. Sequence is 4 min. 16 seconds.

Webcast on Easter Sunday, April 27th, 2016--this is an irreverent collection of often bizarre (and sometimes moving) sonic items, both musical and comedic, relating to Jesus, Christmas, Easter, and religion in general. With new work from 'Christworx 100% Unlimited', also I Cut People, various mixed seminal excerpts from The Great Big Jesus Show (from NCN years' past), International Secular Atavism, The Onion Radio News, The Rudy Schwartz Project, Wobbly and many many others. - A 3-hour mix.

Part 03: In the third part to our surreal serial, Jake and the landing party discover a herd of Hammerhead Titanothere in the Pandoran jungle and Jake narrowly outruns the Thanator. This sequence is mashed up with (a slightly abridged version of) 'Run Like Hell' and the opening stanza of 'Waiting for the Worms' by Pink Floyd from their 1979 album 'The Wall'. Sequence is 4 min. 16 seconds.

Note--Subject matter, and some language may be NSFW. Listener Discretion Advised. NCN invites you to get a grip, as you rock out with your... headphones ON while listening to this sonically risque' radio ride. Yes, a new show all about... THAT. Kind of a taboo subject, but well, hell when has that ever stopped us? A companion piece to NCN - Bootycore 2014, this program was originally webcast on March 20th, 2016--to about a dozen people--and hosted by (the late) James Mason, and features a wide variety of musical remixes and comedic treatments about humanity's favorite solitary pastime. An attempt to normalize an increasingly relevant cultural topic, in a hopefully tasteful and entertaining manner, by providing a cultural overview of its various treatments in music and comedy. A 3-hour semi-psychedelic 'syntopical' mix.

Note--Subject matter, and some language may be NSFW. Listener Discretion Advised. NCN invites you to get a grip, as you rock out with your... headphones ON while listening to this sonically risque' radio ride. Yes, a new show all about... THAT. Kind of a taboo subject, but well, hell when has that ever stopped us? A companion piece to NCN - Bootycore 2014, this program was originally webcast on March 20th, 2016--to about a dozen people--and hosted by (the late) James Mason, and features a wide variety of musical remixes and comedic treatments about humanity's favorite solitary pastime. An attempt to normalize an increasingly relevant cultural topic, in a hopefully tasteful and entertaining manner, by providing a cultural overview of its various treatments in music and comedy. A 3-hour semi-psychedelic 'syntopical' mix.

Note--Subject matter, and some language may be NSFW. Listener Discretion Advised. NCN invites you to get a grip, as you rock out with your... headphones ON while listening to this sonically risque' radio ride. Yes, a new show all about... THAT. Kind of a taboo subject, but well, hell when has that ever stopped us? A companion piece to NCN - Bootycore 2014, this program was originally webcast on March 20th, 2016--to about a dozen people--and hosted by (the late) James Mason, and features a wide variety of musical remixes and comedic treatments about humanity's favorite solitary pastime. An attempt to normalize an increasingly relevant cultural topic, in a hopefully tasteful and entertaining manner, by providing a cultural overview of its various treatments in music and comedy. A 3-hour semi-psychedelic 'syntopical' mix.