National Cynical Network Archives

This is Part 2 of 'The Short Attention Span Show' was originally webcast on April 7th, 2013. It is a 3-HOUR hyper-edited stream of consciousness mix of various bulldada artifacts sure to satisfy your short attention span for the show's duration. All items are less than 2 min. long and many much less than that. Includes work by NCN, Negativland, Ellipse Elkshow, novelty songs, Puzzling Evidence Show clips, Minute(s) of Slack with Ivan Stang, Bob Rivers, Evolution Control Committee, The Kleptones, St. George Carlin, Jerky Boys, much, much more! - 128kbps NSFW in some places. Playlist is in the comment field of the mp3's ID3 tag.

This came out a few years ago, but has been re-tooled as part one of a coming trilogy. The idea behind it is: no item is longer than 1 or 2 minutes creating a stream or barrage of strange and ever-changing audio bulldada. Some original pieces in here, but also much 'Voicejail' and Subgenius-oriented material sprinkled throughout. Originally webcast on March 17th, 2013 on DFM and Plundercast. Check the comments field of the ID3 tag on the long-running mp3 if you want to see what all the items are, there's a list there. 3 hours 128kbps mp3.

This came out a few years ago, but has been re-tooled as part one of a coming trilogy. The idea behind it is: no item is longer than 1 or 2 minutes creating a stream or barrage of strange and ever-changing audio bulldada. Some original pieces in here, but also much 'Voicejail' and Subgenius-oriented material sprinkled throughout. Originally webcast on March 17th, 2013 on DFM and Plundercast. Check the comments field of the ID3 tag on the long-running mp3 if you want to see what all the items are, there's a list there. 3 hours 128kbps mp3.

This came out a few years ago, but has been re-tooled as part one of a coming trilogy. The idea behind it is: no item is longer than 1 or 2 minutes creating a stream or barrage of strange and ever-changing audio bulldada. Some original pieces in here, but also much 'Voicejail' and Subgenius-oriented material sprinkled throughout. Originally webcast on March 17th, 2013 on DFM and Plundercast. Check the comments field of the ID3 tag on the long-running mp3 if you want to see what all the items are, there's a list there. 3 hours 128kbps mp3.

Webcast on February 24th, 2013, a show to be THANKFUL for. Yes, we are feeling thankful this week and we made a show for Sunday. Includes material by us and The Subgenius 'Doktors of the Air', Gadgetto, Zappa, Joe Pesci, Wild Belle, More from Chuck Key, Contemporary Casuals, Danny Elfman, Kumquat, Longmont Potion Castle, Miss Frenchie, MrSimon, The Bran Flakes, The Former Yugoslavia, ToToM, Britney Spears Remixes, mashups from The Kleptones and much more! 3 - hour show 128kbps mp3.

Webcast on February 24th, 2013, a show to be THANKFUL for. Yes, we are feeling thankful this week and we made a show for Sunday. Includes material by us and The Subgenius 'Doktors of the Air', Gadgetto, Zappa, Joe Pesci, Wild Belle, More from Chuck Key, Contemporary Casuals, Danny Elfman, Kumquat, Longmont Potion Castle, Miss Frenchie, MrSimon, The Bran Flakes, The Former Yugoslavia, ToToM, Britney Spears Remixes, mashups from The Kleptones and much more! 3 - hour show 128kbps mp3.

Webcast on February 24th, 2013, a show to be THANKFUL for. Yes, we are feeling thankful this week and we made a show for Sunday. Includes material by us and The Subgenius 'Doktors of the Air', Gadgetto, Zappa, Joe Pesci, Wild Belle, More from Chuck Key, Contemporary Casuals, Danny Elfman, Kumquat, Longmont Potion Castle, Miss Frenchie, MrSimon, The Bran Flakes, The Former Yugoslavia, ToToM, Britney Spears Remixes, mashups from The Kleptones and much more! 3 - hour show 128kbps mp3.

Webcast on February 17th, 2013, the week of Valentine's Day. Much relevant stuff from parodists and weird singer/songwriters such as 'Weird Al', Bob Rivers, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch, Martin Mull and Frank Zappa. Sprinkled throughout: helpings of the mix 'Love Songs for Single People' and 'Romance' by The Koop Bump by Red Hand Dave. There's also a short 'inflatable girlfriend set. See the attendant links to these project, artists and songs in the listing for this program in the archives section of the NCN site.

Webcast on February 17th, 2013, the week of Valentine's Day. Much relevant stuff from parodists and weird singer/songwriters such as 'Weird Al', Bob Rivers, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch, Martin Mull and Frank Zappa. Sprinkled throughout: helpings of the mix 'Love Songs for Single People' and 'Romance' by The Koop Bump by Red Hand Dave. There's also a short 'inflatable girlfriend set. See the attendant links to these project, artists and songs in the listing for this program in the archives section of the NCN site.

Webcast on February 17th, 2013, the week of Valentine's Day. Much relevant stuff from parodists and weird singer/songwriters such as 'Weird Al', Bob Rivers, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch, Martin Mull and Frank Zappa. Sprinkled throughout: helpings of the mix 'Love Songs for Single People' and 'Romance' by The Koop Bump by Red Hand Dave. There's also a short 'inflatable girlfriend set. See the attendant links to these project, artists and songs in the listing for this program in the archives section of the NCN site.

This is a special 4 hour podcast, since it includes the pre-show as well. Webcast on 2/3/2013, in honor of that week's once-a-century 1.30.13 "Bob" Date we presented a show mostly about stealing and theft but also kind of also about "Bob"... as in the avatar of slack: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, head of the Church of the Subgenius. Drop your pants, open your mind, and let "Bob" restore what the CONSPIRACY(tm) has *Stolen* from you with this slackful show, yours for the taking, featuring work by Stop Children, Negativland, NCN, The Kleptones, The KPFA Subgenius Show (from the 1980's), The National Hardwood Floor Association, Dr. Onan Canobite, Jane's Addiction, Mr. Simon. Plus further installments of The Honest Truth About Dishonesty and Philip K. Dick's 'Exegesis'.

This is a special 4 hour podcast, since it includes the pre-show as well. Webcast on 2/3/2013, in honor of that week's once-a-century 1.30.13 "Bob" Date we presented a show mostly about stealing and theft but also kind of also about "Bob"... as in the avatar of slack: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, head of the Church of the Subgenius. Drop your pants, open your mind, and let "Bob" restore what the CONSPIRACY(tm) has *Stolen* from you with this slackful show, yours for the taking, featuring work by Stop Children, Negativland, NCN, The Kleptones, The KPFA Subgenius Show (from the 1980's), The National Hardwood Floor Association, Dr. Onan Canobite, Jane's Addiction, Mr. Simon. Plus further installments of The Honest Truth About Dishonesty and Philip K. Dick's 'Exegesis'.

This is a special 4 hour podcast, since it includes the pre-show as well. Webcast on 2/3/2013, in honor of that week's once-a-century 1.30.13 "Bob" Date we presented a show mostly about stealing and theft but also kind of also about "Bob"... as in the avatar of slack: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, head of the Church of the Subgenius. Drop your pants, open your mind, and let "Bob" restore what the CONSPIRACY(tm) has *Stolen* from you with this slackful show, yours for the taking, featuring work by Stop Children, Negativland, NCN, The Kleptones, The KPFA Subgenius Show (from the 1980's), The National Hardwood Floor Association, Dr. Onan Canobite, Jane's Addiction, Mr. Simon. Plus further installments of The Honest Truth About Dishonesty and Philip K. Dick's 'Exegesis'.

From 12.02.12 as webcast on Plundercast and DFM out of Amsterdam - This is a 3-hour Jimi Hendrix fest comprised of mashups, collages, songs, covers and some comedy of, by, and about Jimi Hendrix who would have been 70 the week this was webcast. Pieces from Midnight Voicejail, and by NCN and Negativland. Covers by Axiom Funk, Tori, Frank Zappa, Devo, Amos and G3, amongst others. Also work by The Kleptones, DJ Rok, Wax Audio, Loo and Placido, PHeugoo, DJ Moule, DJ Magnet, DJ le Clown, DJ Lobsterdust, many others. 128kbps 3 hour mix.

From 12.02.12 as webcast on Plundercast and DFM out of Amsterdam - This is a 3-hour Jimi Hendrix fest comprised of mashups, collages, songs, covers and some comedy of, by, and about Jimi Hendrix who would have been 70 the week this was webcast. Pieces from Midnight Voicejail, and by NCN and Negativland. Covers by Axiom Funk, Tori, Frank Zappa, Devo, Amos and G3, amongst others. Also work by The Kleptones, DJ Rok, Wax Audio, Loo and Placido, PHeugoo, DJ Moule, DJ Magnet, DJ le Clown, DJ Lobsterdust, many others. 128kbps 3 hour mix.