National Cynical Network Archives
Summary: Bizarre stream-of-consciousness industrial comedy music, voicemail art, stuff from Negativland, and other such fun. From Phineas Narco, Ronald Redball, Alexander T. Newport and others! In .mov format.
RETURN: This is the first in a multi-part serialization of our mash-up movie called FLOYDATAR, which we spent the better part of a year out of our lives putting together. The idea behind the project was to meaningfully combine the (edited) visuals of AVATAR (2009) with the (selected) music of Pink Floyd, thus celebrating both. We figure enough time has gone by since this has been released, premiered in the Second Life virtual online environment (and summarily rejected by both Youtube and Vimeo); and so we are publishing it on our podcast in multiple and sequential 'Parts' like a serial. If there is anyone left on the planet who hasn't seen AVATAR please, go watch it and find it NOW, do NOT watch this movie first! This movie is a transformation of that movie into a new piece, and does not represent AVATAR in its original form. Hell, the entire movie is not even fully represented! This is meant for fans of both the movie and the band PINK FLOYD, and seeks to cultivate synchronicity as we artistically explore, and symbolically comment on, the expressed themes that are common to both of these entities including: war, loss, love, sacrifice, redemption, madness, the value of humanity, the fight of the underdog, transformation (itself) and an overall psychedelic and other-worldly aesthetic hopefully tying this UNIQUE hybrid movie all together. For the first time in years: FLOYDATAR is back! You be the judge. - This program is NOT for sale and NOT for profit. Please don't sue us. Running Time for this (Part 1) is 7min. 14sec with more to come! Stay tuned!
Broadcast on KFJC 89.7 FM in the SF Bay Area (for the recurring Mr. Pumpkinhead show and part of their MAYhem Specials) and mixed live by Phineas Narco and JC Clone on May 20th, 2016. The daring duo return to the terrestrial airwaves and serve up a mouth-watering musical audio-collage meal (for your eardrums) all about (dot dot dot) Dinosaurs. Educational and entertaining in a non-linear, dissociated kind of way. Originally a 4-hour LIVE mix which delves into pre-history and explores the realm of the raptors, Barney, creationism, songs about dinosaurs, and all manner of Jurassic hijinks! Part of the SubGenius Icons series. Some post-production work has been done on this edited 3-hour digest available on the web. Listen, or become extinct! - Note: This program is best heard through headphones.
Webcast on Easter Sunday, April 27th, 2016--this is an irreverent collection of often bizarre (and sometimes moving) sonic items, both musical and comedic, relating to Jesus, Christmas, Easter, and religion in general. With new work from 'Christworx 100% Unlimited', also I Cut People, various mixed seminal excerpts from The Great Big Jesus Show (from NCN years' past), International Secular Atavism, The Onion Radio News, The Rudy Schwartz Project, Wobbly and many many others. - A 3-hour mix.
Part 03: In the third part to our surreal serial, Jake and the landing party discover a herd of Hammerhead Titanothere in the Pandoran jungle and Jake narrowly outruns the Thanator. This sequence is mashed up with (a slightly abridged version of) 'Run Like Hell' and the opening stanza of 'Waiting for the Worms' by Pink Floyd from their 1979 album 'The Wall'. Sequence is 4 min. 16 seconds.
Note--Subject matter, and some language may be NSFW. Listener Discretion Advised. NCN invites you to get a grip, as you rock out with your... headphones ON while listening to this sonically risque' radio ride. Yes, a new show all about... THAT. Kind of a taboo subject, but well, hell when has that ever stopped us? A companion piece to NCN - Bootycore 2014, this program was originally webcast on March 20th, 2016--to about a dozen people--and hosted by (the late) James Mason, and features a wide variety of musical remixes and comedic treatments about humanity's favorite solitary pastime. An attempt to normalize an increasingly relevant cultural topic, in a hopefully tasteful and entertaining manner, by providing a cultural overview of its various treatments in music and comedy. A 3-hour semi-psychedelic 'syntopical' mix.
PART 2: of the serialization of FLOYDATAR, the Pink Floyd / Avatar (2009) mash-up movie project from 2010 put together by Phineas Narco and The National Cynical Network. In this sequence, Jake Sully, in the avatar body, tries out his new legs and meets up with Grace's avatar. Can you spot the slight added visual 'psychedelicism' near the beginning of this sequence? This scene is set to the rousing piece, 'Astronomy Domine' by Pink Floyd. We segue into 'Welcome to the Machine' as Jake is shown the base and debriefed by The Colonel. Later on, he goes on an expedition into the jungles of Pandora. - Running Time for this (Part 2) is: 9min. 54sec. with more to come! Stay tuned!
Webcast on January 21st, 2016 on Plundercast and DFM out of Amsterdam - A show all about the universally undesired state of boredom: ennui, malaise, doldrums, 'blues', call it what you will--an exploration to find out what causes it, represent the current cultural conversation about it, and discover what (if anything) should be done about it. It's actually an INTRIGUING SUBJECT as it turns out: something found extensively in popular culture as well as psychological and philosophical studies. Re-contextualized examples, song clips, samples and effects, pour forth in this 3-hour psychedelic and hyper-edited collage treatment of the subject. Adapted from a less-developed 2011 program (boringly titled 'Deconstructing Boredom'), this jazzed up redux asks the question: Is boredom a mental quagmire, or a doorway to peace and ultimately an opportunity for existential enlightenment? Includes work from FU2, Contemporary Casuals, Supercut, Stylust Beats, The Bonzo Dog Band, 10th Dimension, many many more!
Originally webcast on January 14th, 2016 - Excerpts from fascist-oriented commentary collage pieces by NCN from years past; and some more current remixes of Donald Trump in the current political race, from around the web, are mixed with excerpts from various mixes by other artists about fascism including The Unforgiven's 'Il Duce, Ha Sempre Ragione' mix from Mixcloud, and tracks from a Mabson Enterprises compilation album. Includes the new parody song, 'Unelectable' by Phinny, and excerpts from Episode 41 of the NCN Midnight Voicejail series entitled 'Conspiracies, Cover-ups and Crimes' poking some fun at anti-fascist researcher Dave Emory of KFJC, our old stomping grounds. A 3-hour mix, in all.
Webcast on January 31st, 2016--Continuing in our tributes to musical 'Heroes' such as David Bowie a couple of weeks ago: this is a moving, heartfelt tribute and synthesized collection of different styles and genres: interpretations of Peter Gabriel's work in the form of mashups, remixes, covers and variations. Most of us have heard his original songs, but this program explores influences and inspirations of former Genesis lead and solo artist extraordinare: Peter Gabriel in these effectively de-facto collaborations with other artists who have taken that work and done interesting things with it. The Peter Gabriel Remix Project is a 'Best Of' compilation of obscure ephemeral rarities, DIY interpretations, versions, mixes, interview clips, and overall variations on Peter Gabriel's music in order to show the scope, breadth and influence of his life's ( so far ) work. From his departure from the rock band Genesis in the 70's to his solo work, collaborations and politically-minded work, his activism and beyond it's all covered here - A 3 hour collage mix / tribute. Best if heard with headphones!
This is a moving pastiche of different styles and genres: interpretations of David Bowie's work in the form of mashups, remixes, covers. Most of us have heard his original songs, but this program is exploring influences and inspirations of David Bowie (8 January 1947 to 10 January 2016) in these effectively de-facto collaborations with other artists - Everything But Bowie / and All Bowie: A Best Of compilation of obscure rarities, DIY interpretations, versions, mixes, interview clips and variations to show the scope and breadth of his life's work - A 3 hour mix / tribute. RIP David Bowie.
From January 10th, 2016--A somewhat somber show, with some upbeat sequences punctuating here and there. A collection of many mystical, artistic and journalistic voices from around the web giving prognostications for the coming year. Much commentary from various astrologers and psychics giving their predictions for the coming year. 'Predictions' literally means 'the words that come before', words which reflect the hopes, dreams and fears of the speaker(s). Think of it as imaginary pre-News. With Donald Trump remixes and work from Stallio!, Grimes, Stembreo and other sample-based artists in this - a 3-hour mix.
This is a 6-hour program looking back at the 'Best of' NCN's mixes in 2015, done on New Year's Eve, December 31st, 2015 / January 1st, 2015 and played to as much as 200 listeners, on the KFJC stream and countless more listening in on radio waves in the SF Bay Area while we brought in the New Year. Some post-production work has been done to edit this down from 7 to 6 hours, fix transitions and occasional redundancies, dead air, etc. Includes material from 'Mad or Bad', 'Man Up', 'Blurred Versions' and many, many other shows we did in 2015, including material that came out of our housing crisis as well as pieces having to do with the news events of 2015. The Midnight Hour celebration happens right before the 4hr 20 min. mark. The program includes a couple of new sets / material about Donald Trump and Bill Cosby, in the mix. This is like getting a year's worth of NCN shows in 6 hours.
A show for everyone with a father! Around the family holiday season comes a mix that was first played on 11/20/11 on Plundercast and DFM about issues that spring up between fathers and their kids (especially sons) and... a situation we can all understand: 'Daddy Issues'--who do we know who doesn't have them? Even daddies! A creative collage mix of instances in popular and not-so-popular culture in which the subject is dealt with and explored. Mutated music clips from the likes of Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Cat Stevens, The Nice, Harry Chapin, Linkin Park, movies like The Great Santini (1979) and A Boy's Life (1993) and remixed comedy from Kids in the Hall, George Carlin and Mr. Show and many others. Get an extra hankie for this one. One of the most moving show's we've done (IMHO).
This was originally played on the 52nd anniversary of the JFK assassination: November 22nd, 2015 to about 15 people between plundercast.net and http://dfm.nu out of Amsterdam and it was well-received. It is a bit of a 'best of' Puzzling Evidence retrospective borrowing material from the 2011 Special we did on The Puzzling Evidence Show including live mixed collages and song as well as monologues from the November 8th, 2013 Puzzling Evidence Show (which commemorated the 50th Anniversary of the assassination). Much collaged material in here about JFK as well as, sprinkled throughout, pretty much all the versions, treatments, variations and covers of 'They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Haa!' by Napolean XIV originally. - 3 hours.
Note--Some material in this program may be NSFW or triggering. Listener discretion advised! Webcast live, originally on October 25th, 2015 (also in the Second Life Burning Man virtual environment) a show about psychopaths, narcissists, sociopaths: Who among us can say they have not been affected? Not to worry, this program has a LOT of special information on them and advice on how to deal with and avoid them. A psychedelic audio documentary, this is a new, practical-minded, informative, deeply inspired, and one of the most worked-on and complex shows of ours in a long time... a vibrant cross-section of voices, at once musical, scholarly, historic, and artistic, concerned with psychopathy, sociopaths, narcissists, criminals, and the problem of evil in individuals, and in society at large. Is the world getting more psychopathic? Is the world run by psychopaths? And what, if anything, can we do about it? - A 3 hour mix.