JOY 94.9 (The Two Fat Lattes)

(1) Welcome / The Weather (2) My Kitchen Rules & Foaming (3) The SBS Lady Brings Back Memories (4) A Not So Favourite Movie Discussion (5) We Found The Pope's New Replacement ! (6) Unkind To The Royals (7) Who's The Happier City ? (8) Homo Helpline - Italian or Australian Cuisine for Paul's Friends ? (9) Benny's Upcoming Bali Holiday (10) Honey Boo Boo Update #2 (11) Going To The Movies (12) The Meat Of The Horse

(1) Welcome (2) The PM's Big Announcement (3) Terrible Transport Tales (4) My Kitchen Rules Wrap (5) Charlotte's Lovely Message (6) The Quiet Train (7) Honey Boo Boo Child Alert ! (8) Homo Helpline - A Not So Gay Guy (9) A Message Of Love (10) The Poison Vejazzle !

(1) Men Washing Their Pussies (2) Getting Your Cocky Out (3) What To Do For Australia Day ? (4) Frank's Transport Horror Story (5) Lance Armstrong's Porky Pies (6) Benny's Papa Talks Cockies (7) Homo Helpline - Tim's Fashion Dilemma (8) Listeners And Biscuits (9) Justin Bieber's Bum (10) Benny's Love Game (11) American Idol's Worst (12) Going Mooning

(1) Intro (2) Too Much Choice & Country Listeners (3) Being A City Girl and Suitwatching (4) Public Transport Blues (5) Burpies (6) Dangly Neighbour's Bits (7) Road Trips And Their Problems (8) Fanny Schmellar (9) My Kitchen Doesn't Rule (10) Homo Helpline - Hawaiian Or Not ? (11) Benny Gets Approaches From Men (12) Susan Boyle's Non Music And Shiane's Singing (13) One Last Thing...

(1) Welcome Back ! (2) Utes, Cutlets And Contacting Us (3) What Benny And Frank Have Been Up To (4) Old Age Is Upon Us (5) Twittering and Monte Carlos (6) Becoming A Queenslander (7) Travelling Trash Cans (8) Toilet Parks, Bum Stories (9) Homo Helpline (10) Call Girls (very funny !)

This is the show that saw off Benny and Franc, the wonderful Two Fat Lattes. It had lots of fun, friends, tens of listeners in the audience, a live Homo Helpline - and a wonderful tribute at the end.

(1) Welcome (2) The Farewell Show - Details (3) Root For A Boot - Part 1 (4) Sir Fonzarelli (5) What Our Listeners Mean To Us (6) X Factor Report - Up Front (7) A Special Request (8) Root For A Boot - Part 2 (9) Bringing Glitter To Queensland (10) Looking For Our New York Friend Who Got Married (11) Homo Helpline - Physio Getting Touchy Feely (12) A Scruffy Question (13) Julia Gillard's New Dog And Her Bum (14) Some Closing Thoughts On Our Departure

(1) Welcome (2) Everyone Shares Too Much (3) TV Stars Embarrassing Themselves (4) Homo Helpline : A Happy Marriage ? (5) An Explanation of Docking (6) The X-Factor Report (7) 12 Year Old Drag Queens - Shouldn’t (8) China Bans Music (9) Wild Boys Caught Farting !

(1) Welcome (2) Lady Gaga or Man Gaga (MTV VMA's) (3) Madonna's Movie Making Mistake (4) XFactor ? Crap Factor ! (5) Melbourne - The World's Most Liveable City...or not (6) Humphrey B Bear Returns (7) Homo Helpline - Removing Certain Stains (8) Covering Up A Toot (9) Benny Makes Fish And Chips (10) TFL's Twitter & The Kardashians

(1) Welcome (2) Dance Hall Days (3) Getting Naked In Public (4) Oui Oui, Mr Depardeiu ! (5) Making A Fool Of Yourself (6) Still Looking For Gay Uluru (7) Miss Universe’s Dress ? Gag ! (8) Supermarket Fashion ? No Thanks... (9) The Need To Pee - Again (10) Homo Helpline - A Stain To Remove (11) Hoarding Rainbows (12) Sanitary Disposal Advice

(1) Hello & Some Football Talk (2) Benny’s Long Week (3) TV Cooks & Their Hygiene (4) Listeners Imbibing And From The Outpost (5) Reflecting On Rainbows (6) Pauline Hanson Returns - Again ! (7) He Who Smelt It, Dealt It (8) Young Talent Time, 21st Century Style (9) Bleaching Your Bits (10) Homo Helpline : What Do You Get The Guy Who Has Everything ?

(1) Tupperware & Warm Receptions (2) Studio Crowds & Italian Tenors (3) Mr Bean Crashes His Car (4) The Alternative Census (5) Australia Has Talent ? (6) Chicken's Clackers (7) Waxing ? Wicks ? (8) A Listener's Name Almost Causes Trouble (9) Benny Attracting The Wrong Sorts (10) Homo Helpline - Looking For Love At 40

(1) Welcome (2) Frank, The Outside & Office Fashion (3) Child Pageants & Fat Cat (4) Peck's Paste Or Clag ? (5) Man Clag Works ! (6) An Eye For Wobble (7) Map Of Tasmania (8) Homo Helpline : Bored In Canada (9) Irrigation Anyone ? (10) Frank's Waxing Experience (11) K Rudd Gets Wiped (12) A Last Minute Cry For Help

(1) Some Messages (2) Memories Of Telethon (3) Enrique Iglesias - Weird (4) Too Much Information (5) Gay Pride ! (6) A Quick Frankfurter Discussion (7) Sex On The Job (8) No Cutie Patootie (9) Homo Helpline - Massage or Happy Ending (10) Setting Up Rainbow HQ in The Burbs

(1) Welcome (2) Social Media Defriending (3) Playschool Turns 45 - Memories... (4) Sexy Coffee & Gaydars (5) Charlie Sheen Returns (6) A Shopping Centre Warning (7) Benny's Parents Come To Stay & Maria Venutti (8) Homo Helpline - Jonno's 30 Year Partnership (9) Benny's Parents - Part 2 (10) If Only Life Was A Porno (11) Arousing A Pussy !