The 3PM Pick-Up With Chrissie Swan & Jane Hall

Do you secretly eat? Of course you do, everyone does, but no one talks about it, until today. The World has forgoaten how to spell and the gurlz have had enuf... And the incontinence plague sweeping the nation has been solved.

The girls recap the first inspiring episode of Masterchef. Chrissie’s 4 year old had a hissy fit over the funniest thing, there might even been a F-bomb in there. And Theme Weddings... is they anything Jane could hate more?

We have some great stories today about kids brightening your day with the silly things they say... And the girls go through all the best names for your breasticles.

Chrissie has found the weirdest baby names of 2012, and there are some you won’t believe. Jane is super jealous of Chrissie and her latest accomplishment. And Companies are messing with our favourite foods and the girls will have none of it.

A list of "Australia’s most Powerful Celebrities" has been released today and we have an exclusive with one of the top ten... And Chrissie thinks she could qualify for the worst daughter ever.

Tales from the mother of a Blieber, Jane’s little one knows everything about Justin Bieber and she puts it to the test. Don’t you love over hearing a good "Pass-Ag" Passive aggressive comment. Chrissie has a doosey... And the Friday favourite "Mother of the Year of the Week".

Jane has a new addiction, like most celebrity addictions It’s shameful and age inappropriate and makes her look desperate and sad. Plus Chrissie defends Gwyneth Paltrow while Jane tears her a new one, look out Penny Potts, Janes ah coming for yah. And the latest baby naming craze.

Is there such a thing as being too pretty? A women in the UK says she can’t get a job because she’s too attractive, the girls have battled with this kind of discrimination for years now and are more than happy to weigh in with their expert opinion. And the girls are learning life lessons the hard way, and so you don’t have to, they’re dishing them out.

There is organic and then there is organic... have the foodies gone too far with the latest craze hitting restaurants everywhere. And Is today the day Chrissie and Jane are no more? Something has come between the inseparable love birds, what is it ?and why can’t they just get along?

Chrissie has a food issue on the brain, well a lack of a certain food at least. And It’s a controversial episode today, the girls chime in on the "Ugly Baby" Controversy, "The Crime Scene Bedroom Reno".

KEITH URBAN IS ON THE SHOW!!!!! An Aussie Exclusive. Also right here on the 3pm Pick we have his new Song "A Little Bit of Something" not to be missed it. Also on the show Mr Bouris from Celebrity Apprentice to give us the inside scoop on the show and who he wants to be the apprentice.

After yesterday’s rant on old baby names that will never come back, the girls have had some feedback and in fact there are some Margret’s and Agnosses amongst the birth notices in your local paper. And the girls shed light on one of the only good things about parenting, laughing at the silly things they say.

Today Chrissie tells the story of when she almost killed a toad but didn’t have the stomach for it. And we talk close encounters of the celebrity kind, the Michael J Fox Kind to be more specific.

Today on the show we have the guy behind the "Black Face Delta Goodrem Scandal". We hear from the horse’s mouth why he did it and what’s it all about. And we decode what Ricky Martin is talking about on that show, luckily for us we have someone that can speak fluent "Ricky".

It’s a "Best of the Pick" up show today, Jane tells us of her family members criminal past. And the girls hold a intervention on each other to hopefully break their eBay addiction, but it may turn out to be a bit of a "blind leading the blind" situation .