Fried Green Zombies

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Chapters 1 - 8. Chett and Harry spill their beer and stumble upon Bob, the mysterious, busty, burqa-clad beauty standing idly on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere.

Chapters 9-14. Chett and Harry try unsuccessfully to drop Bob off at a gas station. They bail on Clay, only to call him later when they land in a heap of trouble. A high-speed chase ensues.

The Sheriff gets involved, someone stole Chett's truck, and the group heads to Uncle Crank's where they are offered the finest in zombie chicken.

Chett finds out who stole his RV, Clay meets Bob, and zombies start popping up everywhere.

The Sheriff starts getting pissed, Roscoe and Earl crush some penguins, and Clay hacks a microwave.

Roscoe and Earl sober up, the computer gets bitchy, Wally and Detective Moses interview Mrs. Hensworth, Chett and Harry decide to try to leave town but have a little fender bender. Clay gets in a really bad situation.

Chett yells at Harry for not taking the trash out (because it comes back to life), the Sheriff mildly tortures Clay, Chett and Harry face the end, Roscoe and Earl watch some exciting TV, and Clay does a little shadowboxing.

Chett and Harry head towards the bright light and find the Lord, but it's the wrong one, and Bob goes to church.

Chett and Harry take a scenic trip, Roscoe and Earl scratch their heads, and Wally curses the demons at the cell phone company.

Wally gets up from his nap, and Chett and Harry check out a recent ninety-degree mobile home remodling job.

Chett and Harry make a discovery, Wally blows some stuff up, the Sheriff hits the water, Chett and Harry get butterflies in their stomachs, and Bob runs her mouth.

Roscoe and Earl discuss the finer points of beaconing, and the RV crew discovers that the dead do not make good traveling companions. Especially in large numbers.

The Sheriff takes a relaxing boating trip, Clay and Bob get crafty, zombies make good Country Music fans, Roscoe and Earl still don't have a clue, things don't go well for the remaining RV crew, and Earl gets a clue, but it's too late.