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Schedule 1 – Outtake – Real Intro 2 – SingAlong – Rocky Theme 3 – Outtake – Renamed 4 – Outtake – Agro’s Heating 5 – Rapping – Crash Rap 6 – Outtake – Doubled Edged Dinosaur 7 – Outtake – BUTT FLUSH! 8 – Outtake – Cauterize the wound 9 – Outtake – you don’t know that you don’t know 10 – Outtake – Work Sucks 11 – Outtake – Donkie Beats Tempest 12 – Outtake – Overwatch, Oversexed 13 – Smissmass Song – 12 days of Smissmass (Thanks to Miss Eight)

The one where: Crash does map making tutorials 77K steam accounts get compromised a month The Aperture science facility is real Workshop Wonderland is just about to close B4nny was seen in TF2 matchmaking Also Overwatch Beta is off until next year Comp overwatch is a thing… kinda Blizzard asks the community to help build their site and we learn from an excited Jeff Kaplan that any new heroes and maps will be free. Oh, and Uberchain has officially joined the show. Wahoo!

We were so close to having a full line up this week, unfortunately, 1 of our hosts couldn’t make it. Who you ask. Listen and you’ll find out. Even with out him, it was still a great show where lots of fun was had by all. Its been a busy week. As such we talk about the Arkham Knight workshop contest winners, the Workshop Wonderland, a secret nerf to the charge and targe, the Yogscast Jingle Jam, b4nny spotted in matchmaking and the amazing (player of the week winning) Comic made by Medli20. All that is just TF2. Even after all that we still talk about the overwatch beta shutting down for Christmas and some of the overwatch models making their way into SFM.

Last week Agro took the huge Journey, traveling through dense jungle and endless deserts to visit Tempest. So it seemed only logical to do an episode with the 2 in the same room (and Doug locked up in the next basement). While here we talk about TF2 at Dreamhack, The steam Authenticator hack and the promotional Sale on the market because of it. But all importantly we chat about Froyotech as we know it dispanding. Over in the world of overwatch, we look at the stats gathered and revealed from the stress test weekend beta. Plus a graphics comparison so you can see how it will run on your PC.

This week saw 3 very important things to discuss on the show. Firstly we’ve had the Nominees and winners of the Saxxy Awards. some of our predictions from last week were very Accurate. Go us. Secondly, we talk about Escrow. At the time of the recording, not everybody had worked out the true magnitude of the issue. That doesn’t stop us from slowly figuring out which services are going to be hurt the most and what effect it will have on the trading community as a whole. However, this is also the week where Tempest was able to play a full weekends worth of Overwatch. That right. Although Tempest doesn’t claim to be the huge Overwatch knowledge base, He does take questions for the other casters and chat room about their worries and/or misunderstandings.

Biggish update on fixes and the like, super sexy Asiafortress medal. We’re finally free of the MvM phantom cosmetics too. Uberchain is back with us to dissect the Saxxys, along with a couple she’s contributed to herself System Leak and Pombay. PC Gamer interviews the Overwatch game devs to find out how they’re getting on with the Beta… grumble, grumble, not bitter.  

Its been a heavy couple of weeks. Halloween for TF2 and…..WHATS THIS. Tons of overwatch goodies. How could we not devote most of this episode to overwatch.   TF2 Updates Saxxy Submission date Payment model for overwatch announced New Overwatch Characters Overwatch animated shorts Razer overwatch branded hardware  

Wooo00000oooo. Its all hallows eve and as always valve are giving us a feast of items, Maps, Comic and more to celebrate the holidays. Joining us as we natter about all of the changes is UEAKCrash. Not only the maker of Proped from the invasion update, but also a man with his feet deeply embedded in the Halloween update too. Join us as we all roll our d20’s and discuss…. Scream Fortress 2015 Update Mannpower Mode out of beta “Gargoyles & Gravel” TF2 Comic Batman TF2 Workshop Contest (workshop) Master of Classes – TF2 School? (comp + pubs)

Due to a Tempest based Clerical Error, this episode was recorded last week but only now released. Hear us talk about the future past and such topics as…. This weeks updates The Workshop of Horrors TF2 Acapella Theme Steam Mobile App Updates Back to the Future 2 Item Sets Overwatch Beta coming Oct 27th    

Interviewers: Ruskeydoo and Sir Grey A few notable quotes from UEAKCrash: “I’m gonna make a not-legit map and it’s going to go Batshit Crazy!” “I want this idea, how can I wrangle the engine into doing it?” “There’s four different varieties of them, some of them are shooting lasers, some of them are just visually there on the map and some of them will explode like pumpkin bombs.” All our Invasion Interviews took place as much as a month before the update.  As such some of the answers given were speculative in nature.

Interviewers: Agro and Sir Grey A few notable quotes from Chaofanatic: “the main person who approached me was CobaltGemini cos we worked together on L’il Guardian Pyro” “On the map, there’s a Laser effect, down in one of the basement. Making the effect for that was a lot of fun because I got to use a refraction effect [like the scout’s function trails].” “I’ve been drawing a lot of inspiration lately from Splatoon and The Wonderful 101” “Source has all kinds of problems with transparencies loading so the wheat field that’s in the background those were all like drawings of wheat and there was fighting that had to be done to make sure the field didn’t show up in front of the smoke for no reason” All our Invasion Interviews took place as much as a month before the update.  As such some of the answers given were speculative in nature.

Interviewers: Tempest and Sir Grey A few notable quotes from Egan: “It’s like a beer factory so you’re getting the UFO all drunk.” “I’m a fan of payload. I think everybody’s a fan of payload.” “It’s like special delivery except that there’s multiple flags and you need to capture multiple flags to win and a new flag spawns every time somebody dies…” “maybe you guys could just program this in, I mean how else would they do it?” All our Invasion Interviews took place as much as a month before the update.  As such some of the answers given were speculative in nature.

Join us for part 2 of our invasion episodes…But we’ve got so much else to talk about, we can’t just lock it down to invasion. Such things include….. GXL Lan 2015 Dead line for Scream Fortress 2015 Steam Link Video Overlord TF2 Tie ins In the world of Overwatch Overwatch Closed Beta Overwatch Pre beta Stream Overwatch on consoles

Interviewers: Agro and Sir Grey A few notable quotes from CobaltGemini: “I’m just doing my thing with something I’m really passionate about, which is TF2” “You try to keep things true to the character rather than true to yourself.” “The most common comment that we got about the trailer was ‘What’s up with the cow’.” “I had to message her and say that  ’It looks like we’re going to lose the comic’.” All our Invasion Interviews took place as much as a month before the update.  As such some of the answers given were speculative in nature.

We are talk about the invasion update. At least the first few bits of it: The SFM Passes Maps and the 4 weapon reskins.