American Ringtone Band
Summary: Chronicling the fortunes of America's foremost ringtone band. Here you will be able to download a smattering of their world renowned ringtones and have an opportunity to experience the palpable excitement of being in America's number one ringtone band (through the magic of vicarious podcastness). Share in the laughter, tears and sexy times of A.R.B. as they attempt to scale the dizzying heights of cellular based music performance whilst maintaining not only their composure but a fully stocked bar. Will they manage to kick their myspace friends into double figures? Does their manager actually exist? Will Dave overdose on household cleaning products again? Would an icecream van be a wise marketing investment? All the this and less may be answered here..........
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Podcasts:
It's a toetapping mobster jazz classic that lets you know when not to pickup.
A toetapping pontification of the very reasons behind making a call, recommended for existentialists and budding redneck philosophers.
ARB are going to smash you in the ear!
A confusing and exhausting ringtone remix that stretches the ringtone format to new lengths (basically about a minute and a half). A precursor to the soon to be released ARB EP which is really rather good and not like being hit repeatedly in the face at all.
A joyous seasonal ringtone to warm your yuletide log.
What Christmas means to the American Ringtone Band
Vicariously experience the fear of having your spine ripped out by a pumpkin in this seasonal offering from ARB.
A stirring tribute to one Robin Davey. For a nice pickup listeners might want to imagine their name is Robin Davey and pretend that the song is written for them (although of course it isn't, we tend not to like anyone unless they buy us drinks).
Uncover the secret of ARB's magic flute.
Cementing their reputations as The Peons of Christmas, Dave and Ned bring you another slice of seasonal cheer in the form of a svelte ringtone about a tubby messiah.
A timely reminder of the true meaning of Thanksgiving, lovingly packaged in a commemorative mp3 wrapper this ringtone is something to be cherished by future generations.
The headless ringtone might not be able to see you but that doesn't mean that it can't kill you!
Just in time for Halloween; a fearful ringtone, carved from the sinew of Johnny Cash and the heart of Ronni Size, which brings death to all who listen.
Which begins with the hangover of Satan and ends in a terrible conflagration. In the middle there's a bit about ebay.
ARB love the internet, it is the electronic nipple that hydrates them.
