Knitters Uncensored

Episode #1: Socks on a Beach Our first episode! We introduce ourselves, talk about the birth of this podcast, how we started to knit. What's on our needles? Elemm helps you decipher those German ball bands. Ms. B talks about Bread and the squishiness of it all. Cashyie shares her Stash Enhancing eXperience tips. There are yarns to be won. WWKIP-Day, come and join us in Munich on 9th June 2007 Music produced and sung by Ms. B and her DH. As well as Deirdre Flint's "The Bridesmaid Dress"! You can find the show notes under the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/05/episode-1-socks-on-beach-show-notes.html

Episode #14: We're not Worthy! (part 2 of 2) This is the second part of the episode. Sorry it took me so long to get this out, spinning has taken over my life. We are with the Wollmeise again and she reveals some interesting details about her life. Don't want to give anything away, you just gotta listen. Ok, one teaser - did she say something about a sock club??? Also, we reveal the contest answers and who the winner is! Music: "The Last of the Superheroes of the 1970s" by American Heartbreak Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #14: We're not Worthy! (part 1 of 2) This session was soooooo long that I had to break it up into two parts. We have a special guest today - the Wollmeise! She was kind enough to take a break from her busy schedule to sit with us and chat. We also have a short interview with Miriam Tegels - the world record holder for fastest knitter! wowowowowow! Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #13: Lucky Number 13 Sorry for the huge file size and length, but you know us, we can talk everyone's ears off! We haven't recorded in awhile, so this one is a whopping 1 hour and 45 minutes. It is filled with all kinds of information like what we're knitting, hot German actors and nudists, Wollmeise colorways, spinning Q&A and a fun contest! Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Music: "Famous" by The Lascivious Biddies Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #12: The Catch-up Special We're baaaaack! This is an episode that gets you caught up on what we did on our break. Ms. B went to the states and bought lots of yarn. Elemm bought a spinning wheel and worked. Cashyie started knitting socks and joined Ravelry. Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Music: "Tom Cruise Crazy" by Jonathan Coulton Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #11: Scotch-flavored Condom Filled Christmas Ms. B is enjoying her vacation too much and took a loong-ass time to edit and get this out. We were hoping to get this out BEFORE Christmas, but well, we're a little late... Opening by Ms. B's son. You may or may not understand what he is saying. It was too cute to NOT include it. What's on or off our needles and Cashyie shares her condom stories Cashyie gives out Christmas gifts wrapped with unusual wrapping. Life in Germany - Christmas markets! German Terms - Elemm deciphers more Wollmeise colors! Cashie tells us about her potential dates and has a contest for our listeners We turn the podcast into a debate about getting tested or not, join in the fun! Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Music: "The Greatest Xmas Song Ever Written" by American Heartbreak Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #10: One Man, One Woman and One Other Woman After the record delay in editing last time, I promised to edit this one quickly and up it goes the SAME DAY we recorded. That is a record as well. Opening by Ms. B and Rock Star Husband. We're freaking hilarious! What's on or off our needles (and spindles for Elemm) Life in Germany - What is weird about Germany? When did we consider ourselves expats? German Terms - Elemm deciphers more Wollmeise colors! Laugh as Cashyie and Ms. B tries to pronounce those unpronounceable German words. Ravelry Q&A - What is the weather like in Germany compared to where we're from? What do we think about German food? Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Music: "Junk Mail Never Stops" by Billy Reid (http://www.verytasteful.com) Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/

Episode #07: Fun Filled With Fibre Factoids! Woohoo! Another episode with our nonsense! :-p We started off by Cashyie trying to eliminate Elemm from the show with high percentage alcohol. And we have to talk about Tyrolean Mankitten. Have you been Xlaxin' lately?! Give you votes on our show notes!! Thank you to Dharmafey from Socks in the City Podcast. And go listen to Knit Therapy! What's on or off our needles? Keep yourself fit while knitting: Go knit at the gym! Elemm and Ms. B started spinning and Elemm is now hooked on it! Cashyie had been secretly dyeing yarn with hair-dye. Learn what "Ass Antlers" are and get those Wollmeise colourway names right. Ms. B talks about Life in Germany: Working, vacations and holidays here. Rock Star Husband makes his second appearance on the show for the quiz and he also tells us a story! Ms. B got some Malabrigo to pet. Announcements: Benediktbeuern (last announcement), Ms. B's Taste of Germany Cashyie reads from her secret blog and we talk about our photo shoot with a glossy magazine. Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Music: Jonathan Coulton's "Sky Mall", brought to you by Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) Detailed show notes and polls can be found at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/09/episode-07-fun-filled-with-fibre_03.html

Episode #06: Jaeger ... Spun Out of Control OK, extra long episodes are now our trademark. Another long one and we laugh a lot and talk over each other a lot. Sorry! Thanks to scout for the special yarn dyed just for us called South Tyrolean Mankitten in Lederhosen. We also discuss customs strategies. What's on (or off) our needles? We all have Montego Bay Scarf Madness! German terms Living in Germany - continuation about life as an expat - bills and exercising while knitting Our special guest - Rock star Husband joins us! A discussion about how much should you charge for hand knitted goods. Announcements: Benediktbeuern, Secret of Chrysopolis Mystery Scarf KAL, Taste of Germany Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Closing Music: "Effeminate Boyfriend" by blu Detailed show notes can be found under the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/08/episode-06-jaegerspun-out-of-control.html

Episode #05: To Dye For, Dahling Another extra long episode where we talk and digress and talk and digress even more. We are a week late because of a certain book that came out on the same day as we were planning on recording. We talk about the special book and why we are late Is knitting only for grandmas? Elemm talks about his interviews with German publications What's on (or off) our needles? Living in Germany - living in apartments and platform toilets! German terms Cashyie has a marriage proposal!!! Elemm and Ms. B dyes their own yarn for the first time Announcements: Benediktbeuern, Passioknits and we announce the winner of the toilet drops contest We have a special guest podcaster - Christine from the Pointy Sticks podcast and she talks about her adventures in Germany. Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com, or check out our group on Ravelry called "Uncensored Knitters" Closing Music: "Places where people hide their money" by Ridel High (lead singer is Kevin Ridel, who was in a band with Rivers Cuomo of Weezer and Ms. B's rock star husband back in the day, and is now in the band AMRadio) Detailed show notes can be found under the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/07/episode-05-to-dye-for-dahling-show.html

Episode #04: The Trouble with Treber Woohoo! Finally episode #04 is here!!! Extra long to make up for the lateness (thanks to Ms. B) *LOL* This episode was greased up with the help of treber grappa as usual. ;-) Shout-outs and Thank yous: Damknit, Knit Europe, Holly (Blogless), Peech Purls, Andy in Amsterdam, ScoutJ, Sheepaints, Das Schneeschaf Elemm had some serious S.E.X. How did the Knitters Uncensored ended up in Germany? What's on (or off) our needles? Ms. B talks about Life in Germany: They don't know "The Sound of Music", transportation in Germany Elemm recounts his numerous dates...and one particularly horrific one Ms. B gives you a "Taste of Germany" Cashyie philosophises about the appropriate length of hand-knit scarves Elemm reveals his tricks to getting some stunning photos of yarn porn Announcements as usual: Benediktbeuern, Kocherlball, Billy Reid KAL, Hank Wanking Tutorial, We Love Annie Modesitt Contest! Tell us your best bathroom story or tell us why you deserve to win a bottle of Toilet Drops and some gorgeous stitch markers! Check out our blog at: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com or write us an email at: KnittersUncensored (AT) gmail (DOT) com Closing Music: "IKEA" by Jonathan Coulton, brought to you by the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) Detailed show notes can be found under the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com

Episode #03: The One Which Must Not Be Named It's time for Episode #03!!! Welcome to our (drunken) banters! :-p Elemm got progressively drunk during the show, but we had great fun recording (and re-recording *Elemm's fault*) Thank you: David Reidy, Brenda Dayne, Jenny & Nicole, Dharmafey We digress and talk about toilets and toilet-drops *LOL* One more weird fact from each of us What's on our needles? Life in Germany with Ms. B: German TV & going to the movies in Germany Cashyie goes Dirndl Shopping Announcements: Benediktbeuern: Last-Call!!!Hank Wanker Group on FlickrKnitting socks for Billy Reid Music: Opening Music: Ms. B and her DHClosing Music: "One More Year at Hogwarts", Billy Reid (http://www.verytasteful.com/)You can find the detailed show note under the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/06/episode-03-one-which-must-not-be-named_18.html

Episode #02: Coffee, Cakes & Kolenyas Episode #02 is here!!!! We had great fun (with help from alcohol and junk food)! We digress a lot, as usual. ;-) We thank all ye podcasters who have mentioned us We tell you something weird about ourselves....(Ricky, please get in contact! *LOL*), Find out what's on our needles Get your men to wear purrrrdy lace shawls! Life in Germany with Ms. B: Yarn shopping dilemma Knitting "auf Deutsch" with Elemm: yarn content and basic knitting terms Cashyie reveals what she does for her day-job. And so the winners of the contests are announced. We talk about current knitting events in Europe: WWKIP-Day: Munich crowds, we're meeting at 11.30 a.m. this Saturday (9th June 2007) at the "Feldherrnhalle" on Odeonsplatz Benediktbeuren Textile Market: Come to meet the Wollmeise, Sock-Workshop with Yarnissima, PJ-Knit-Party!!! - This is an open invitation to all!!! Ms. B's going to Ally Pally in London: Knitting & Stitching Show You can find detailed show notes to this episode at the following URL: http://knittersuncensored.blogspot.com/2007/06/episode-02-coffee-cakes-kolenyas-show.html