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On the day Death came calling for her, Antonia Priver had already left. Clothes shopping, as usual. Unfortunately, given the ever-increasing weight of his workload, Death had barely had time to skim through her case notes that morning, let alone analyse her spending habits. He’d clocked her age and address and committed her photo to memory (there’d be hell to pay if he took the wrong client by mistake) but the detailed lists of likes and dislikes had rather fallen by the wayside.

WELL, NOW. There’s a hostelry in Port Royal, or there was; little to no point in going there these days, unless you’ve a fondness for charred things. Were you to go there yourself you’d see some old posts and a plaque but once, oh once, once there were people and games and frolics and what fun we had — until there wasn’t any more fun to be had, if you understand me, you pretty thing. The little cherubs you see pouting away in the corners of the map, they were free to fly and they are still, if they want to; our wings though, they were clipped one night, clipped good and proper. I’m to tell you how it came to pass. Can you picture a tavern? A bustling one. A hubbub of excesses, picture it for me now. With barrels and spillages and pistols cocked on whims and a violently low tolerance for lack of payment, whatever you’re buying. Do you have it? No, no you can’t quite picture it, not correctly, not yet. Mucky it about a bit. Add more dirt. This wasn’t a high-end place, and it would never pretend to be one. And for Port Royal at this time, ‘twas a piece of pride to be able to boast so. Vicars used to run away from Port Royal, hankies over their mouths. Fair enough. But this place? Some of the saltiest knave dogs that ever sailed the South Seas avoided this place.

Free audio stories from the realms of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror.

Free audio stories from the realms of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror.

Free audio stories from the realms of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror.

Free audio stories from the realms of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror.

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The Drifter’s Tale by Hal Duncan Narrated by Del Lakin-Smith We have all heard of the drifter myth, but where does it come from? Maybe this one side of a conversation can help us understand. First published in disLocations anthology and reproduced with kind permission from Newcon Press. Available to buy from SpaceWitch. Enter coupon code DarkFic16 at checkout to get a 10% discount.

Tits Up in Wonderland by Chloe Yates Narrated by Kim Lakin-Smith The King has been kidnapped, Queenie’s on the rampage. Life’s a ‘drag’ in this twisted Wonderland.

All is Dust by Den Patrick Narrated by Darren Goldsmith First published in Book of the Dead anthology and reproduced with kind permission from Jurassic London. Available to buy from SpaceWitch.

Death on Elsewhere Street by Jaine Fenn

Wish for a Gun by Sam Sykes Narrated by Scott Barclay A grieving widower in a small Western town wants only to ease his loneliness – but in the hands of dark powers, even the best of intentions can go horribly wrong. A finalist for the British Fantasy Award’s “Best Short Story” of 2012. First published in A Town Called Pandemonium anthology and reproduced with kind permission from Jurassic London. Available to buy from SpaceWitch. Enter coupon code DarkFic15 at checkout to get a 10% discount.

We’ll Always Be Here by S.L. Grey, narrated by Kim Lakin-Smith Homicidal robots, misfit children, apocalyptic asteroids and Next Top Model. A celestial horror story that could only come from the warped minds behind The Mall and The New Girl. First published in The Lowest Heaven anthology and reproduced with kind permission from Jurassic London. Available to buy from SpaceWitch. Enter coupon code DarkFic15 at checkout to get a 10% discount.

A Map of Mercury by Alastair Reynolds Narrated by Darren Goldsmith "When we can rebuild our bodies, what is it that makes us human? And when we can mould the universe, what are the limits of art? A look into the future with the legendary Alastair Reynolds. First published in The Lowest Heaven anthology and reproduced with kind permission from Jurassic London. Available to buy from SpaceWitch. Enter coupon code DarkFic15 at checkout to get a 10% discount.

Are you one of them, or one of us? What's inside: 1. A Map of Mercury by Alastair Reynolds 2. We'll Always Be Here by S. L. Grey 3. Wish for a Gun by Sam Sykes 4. Death on Elsewhere Street by Jaine Fenn