Mysteries of the Mind

Episode 10-- The New Employee: Who wouldn’t want to work for the Matador Corporation? As one of the world’s largest companies, it’s on the cutting edge of science and innovation. Matador products like hair-loss tonic, bear traps for kids, mercury silly putty, and plutonium-infused doll houses are sold by the thousands every day, and help Matador bring in quarterly gains of several billion dollars. It is even said that the workers are so committed to their job that no living employee has ever left the company—even most dead ones remain. So, when eager young Kevin Smith begins his brand-new job at the Matador Corporation, why is he so anxious to quit? Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from MadAngus. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 9-- The Land of Fluff: Fluffy Land is in a state of unrest. After years of cuddly oppression, a band of revolutionaries decides to try to overthrow the good King Soulful and his deceptively snugly group of dignitaries... by popping their inflatable castle. The revolutionaries quickly learn, however, that such a seemingly simple task is more difficult than they had imagined. A world of gumdrops, pumpkins, fairies, magic trains, and tree giants awaits in the 9th episode of...Mysteries of the Mind. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 9-- The Land of Fluff: Fluffy Land is in a state of unrest. After years of cuddly oppression, a band of revolutionaries decides to try to overthrow the good King Soulful and his deceptively snugly group of dignitaries... by popping their inflatable castle. The revolutionaries quickly learn, however, that such a seemingly simple task is more difficult than they had imagined. A world of gumdrops, pumpkins, fairies, magic trains, and tree giants awaits in the 9th episode of...Mysteries of the Mind. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 8-- The Man Behind the Wall: Seth Stone is about to have his wishes come true. After purchasing a sweet and slightly roach-infested pad in the projects, he decides to show off the new digs to his friend, Bruce. They soon discover that the new apartment contains more than just rodents; a man has been living in the walls for 25 years. As gratitude for releasing him, the wall-dwelling "man-genie" grants Seth and Bruce any wish they want... but the two soon discover the classic cliche-- be careful what you wish for. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 8-- The Man Behind the Wall: Seth Stone is about to have his wishes come true. After purchasing a sweet and slightly roach-infested pad in the projects, he decides to show off the new digs to his friend, Bruce. They soon discover that the new apartment contains more than just rodents; a man has been living in the walls for 25 years. As gratitude for releasing him, the wall-dwelling "man-genie" grants Seth and Bruce any wish they want... but the two soon discover the classic cliche-- be careful what you wish for. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 7-- Living in Udder Fantasy: Tired of living his life in filth with his nagging mother, a naïve young adventurer decides to embark on an epic quest that is given to him by his dead milkman father. The boy is accompanied on his journey by a swashbuckling car salesman and a singing eunuch. High fantasy, adventure, and stupidity ensue as they seek out the legendary golden calf who gives chocolate milk. This episode is a bit more vulgar than our usual fare. Because of this, we are giving it an explicit rating Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi and Mangus. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 7-- Living in Udder Fantasy: Tired of living his life in filth with his nagging mother, a naïve young adventurer decides to embark on an epic quest that is given to him by his dead milkman father. The boy is accompanied on his journey by a swashbuckling car salesman and a singing eunuch. High fantasy, adventure, and stupidity ensue as they seek out the legendary golden calf who gives chocolate milk. This episode is a bit more vulgar than our usual fare. Because of this, we are giving it an explicit rating Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi and Mangus. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 6-- Moon Madness: Captain Takei and his two idiotic crew members are about to travel home from a lunar expedition, when things go terribly wrong. They discover that they are stranded on the moon, and hopes for a rescue mission look small. Several minutes in such excruciating circumstances begin to take their toll as Takei and his crew slowly fall victim to…Moon Madness. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb, SG. Production Assistance from Guppi. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 6-- Moon Madness: Captain Takei and his two idiotic crew members are about to travel home from a lunar expedition, when things go terribly wrong. They discover that they are stranded on the moon, and hopes for a rescue mission look small. Several minutes in such excruciating circumstances begin to take their toll as Takei and his crew slowly fall victim to…Moon Madness. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb, SG. Production Assistance from Guppi. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 5-- I Robot, You Jane: When a mad scientist is kicked out of the French Academie de Robotique, he vows to seek revenge in the only way he knows how—by building a robot. Along with his faithful servant, Igor, he constructs a mechanized being for the sole purpose murdering all of the Academy members who have wronged him. The only problem is that the robot’s only desire is not to kill… but to love. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb, and The Monk. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 5-- I Robot, You Jane: When a mad scientist is kicked out of the French Academie de Robotique, he vows to seek revenge in the only way he knows how—by building a robot. Along with his faithful servant, Igor, he constructs a mechanized being for the sole purpose murdering all of the Academy members who have wronged him. The only problem is that the robot’s only desire is not to kill… but to love. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb, and The Monk. We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 4-- Lawrence of Venus: In the interest of keeping space as British as possible, Reginald Lawrence is ordered by the Royal Space and Sanitation Department to travel to Venus and help the natives overthrow their Martian subjugators. Unfortunately, the primitive Venutian people (led by Prince John F. Feisal) prove to be even more backwards than Lawrence had anticipated. Determined to carry out his mission, Lawrence devises a plan that may just be crazy enough to conquer the red planet. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi and SG We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 4-- Lawrence of Venus: In the interest of keeping space as British as possible, Reginald Lawrence is ordered by the Royal Space and Sanitation Department to travel to Venus and help the natives overthrow their Martian subjugators. Unfortunately, the primitive Venutian people (led by Prince John F. Feisal) prove to be even more backwards than Lawrence had anticipated. Determined to carry out his mission, Lawrence devises a plan that may just be crazy enough to conquer the red planet. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi and SG We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 3-- Journey to Dimension X: Captain Heston and his crew of incompetents travel through a black hole and crash land onto what they believe is Earth; but it’s really…Dimension X. They must rely on their blunt wit and inadequate survival skills if they wish to escape the twisted dimension, and find their way back home. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com

Episode 3-- Journey to Dimension X: Captain Heston and his crew of incompetents travel through a black hole and crash land onto what they believe is Earth; but it’s really…Dimension X. They must rely on their blunt wit and inadequate survival skills if they wish to escape the twisted dimension, and find their way back home. Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb. Production Assistance from Guppi We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at mindsmysteries@gmail.com