Two Fat Guys Talk

E3 2016: Nintendo Treehouse Impressions Our impressions of Nintendo Treehouse (first day) at E3 2016. "Sword vs. Moon Rod" art by RedCaliburn: DeviantArt - http://redcaliburn.deviantart.com/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/redcaliburn/ Your home on the web for more of us: http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

E3 2016: Sony Conference Impressions Our impressions of the Sony conference at E3 2016. "Sword vs. Moon Rod" art by RedCaliburn: DeviantArt - http://redcaliburn.deviantart.com/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/redcaliburn/ Your home on the web for more of us: http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

E3 2016: Ubisoft Conference Impressions Our impressions of the Ubisoft conference at E3 2016. "Sword vs. Moon Rod" art by RedCaliburn: DeviantArt - http://redcaliburn.deviantart.com/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/redcaliburn/ Your home on the web for more of us: http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

E3 2016: PC Gaming Conference Impressions Our impressions of the PC gaming conference at E3 2016. "Sword vs. Moon Rod" art by RedCaliburn: DeviantArt - http://redcaliburn.deviantart.com/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/redcaliburn/ Your home on the web for more of us: http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

E3 2016: Microsoft Conference Impressions Our impressions of the Microsoft conference at E3 2016, with its SIX TERAFLOPS and MOST BEAUTIFUL PIXELS. "Sword vs. Moon Rod" art by RedCaliburn: DeviantArt - http://redcaliburn.deviantart.com/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/redcaliburn/ Your home on the web for more of us: http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

E3 2016: Bethesda Conference Impressions Our impressions of the Bethesda conference at E3 2016. "Sword vs. Moon Rod" art by RedCaliburn: DeviantArt - http://redcaliburn.deviantart.com/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/redcaliburn/ Your home on the web for more of us: http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

E3 2016: EA Conference Impressions Our impressions of the EA conference at E3 2016. Also some brief talk of Injustice 2 (not EA, we know). "Sword vs. Moon Rod" art by RedCaliburn: DeviantArt - http://redcaliburn.deviantart.com/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/redcaliburn/ Your home on the web for more of us: http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e079: No Seriously They Made Star Wars Episode VII A heaping helping of The Force Awakens with a side of Final Fantasy in this 100+ minute monster. Notable timestamps: 0:00:00 - Star Wars: The Force Awakens; it's a movie that we watched! What did we think of it? 0:33:01 - Voice mail from Meowth (http://twitter.com/meowth900) and Chris (http://gamenpals.blogspot.ca/) on Yuki Yuna Is A Hero, Dave's infuriating sub/dub preferences, yet more Star Wars, Amazon and Apple's potential entry into the game console market, unlikely real time strategy (RTS) games, and if Final Fantasy VII Remake means Square Enix is desperate. 1:14:42 - A sad and angry Carlos talks about the Steam port of Final Fantasy VI, one of the trashiest, laziest ports of any game he's ever played. 1:27:22 - Final Fantasy XV Episode Duscae! Carlos is back on board after giving the demo another chance. 1:31:40 - Dave got an XBox One. We talk about the quirky (read: incompetently laid out) interface. Also why in the hell do XBone controllers not come with battery packs? http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e078: Nelvana Ruined Everything Also Sony Heavy Sony focus in this episode, thanks to PlayStation Experience on December 5. Notable timestamps: 0:00:55 - Carlos and Dave talk about how "Somebody That I Used to Know" is the WORST SONG EVER MADE AND IN FACT SOME SORT OF PUNISHMENT FOR HUMANITY'S SINS. Also rap talk and how it related to Li Syaoron from Cardcaptor Sakura. 0:06:42 - Batman v Superman trailer 3 makes the movie look... not horrible? Would be a nice surprise after the disappointing Man of Steel. Star Wars and The Hunger Games talk round things out. 0:17:55 - Final Fantasy 7 Remake looks good, actually. (Note that we recorded this before we heard the remake will be released in multiple episodes; we'll have more thoughts on that next podcast.) Carlos says horrible things about Tetsuyo Nomura's mother? 0:26:11 - More about PSX. 0:32:12 - Crowdfunded games talk, specifically Psychonauts 2 and Indivisible. 0:46:27 - Gears of War reminiscing. Remember when Boomers were scary? http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e077: Eee Zero Seven Seven Nintendo Direct, Gravity Falls ending, the awfulness in Paris, and more. Notable timestamps: 0:00:00 - Paris attacks. Anger, emotion, confusion, all that. 0:04:02 - Wouldn't be a shitty week without terrorist movement GamerGate using said Paris attacks to try and get Sikh man and wonderful human being Veerender Jubbal killed. 0:11:18 - The latest Nintendo Direct! And Dave and Carlos go mild. 0:17:03 - Cloud Strife joins Smash 4. Let's talk about that. 0:24:46 - NEO BOWSER CITY. Mario games and same-y-ness. 0:28:59 - Gravity Falls is coming to an end. People are sad. Gravity Falls is awesome. Let's talk about that. 0:50:27 - Dave talks Just Cause 3 and Carlos ruins it. http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e076: Magnetic Tape? I Barely Knew Her! No plan, just talking about things and answering voicemail. Notable timestamps: 0:00:35 - VCR and magnetic tape talk, and how the future we live in is glorious. 0:17:58 - Voicemail! Five from Meowth900 (twitter.com/meowth900). Anime talk for the most part, with laughter and pain and laughter-pain. And Digimon talk. 0:44:01 - We crap on YouTube some more, because there's always reason to crap on YouTube. 0:49:51 - Hey remember when we used to talk about video games a bunch? Find us on iTunes, TuneIn, Stitcher, and Pocket Casts by downloading the respective app and searching for "Two Fat Guys Talk." http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e075: This Podcast Has Been Taken Down Due to a Copyright Claim By Nintendo The title gives away one of the big topics. Others include racism in Texas, the 2015 Tokyo Game Show, and the disappointing (but still fun) Super Mario Maker. Notable timestamps: 0:08:20 - God damn it Nintendo why are you coming down hard on romhacks and speedruns? Do you not like free advertising for your stuff? 0:24:35 - Pokemon Go is going to get people killed, for real. 0:28:21 - Washington state court orders restitution for failed Kickstarter campaign, which basically guts crowdfunding in Washington state, and maybe elsewhere. That's bad. 0:31:41 - Tokyo Game Show 2015! New Gravity Rush! More from Square Enix! Konami might have gutted itself! 0:50:29 - Carlos played a bunch of Super Mario Maker. He is both delighted and disappointed. Find out why. Find us on iTunes, TuneIn, Stitcher, and Pocket Casts by downloading the respective app and searching for "Two Fat Guys Talk." http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e074: Let's Make Our Own Time Zone! Davaniel Day Lewis and Carls Xavier talk a bunch of unscripted stuff! Notable timestamps: 0:05:44 - A bunch of boring-ass World of WarCraft and Diablo talk. 0:20:38 - New Amiibo: Shovel Knight! ... Pardon? 0:43:33 - Jam and Rainbow Mika return to their respective fighting game series. So we obviously opine on sexualized women in fighters, then transition into talk of Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator. 0:57:47 - One cool thing, an idea blatantly lifted from the Scriptnotes podcast (http://johnaugust.com/podcast). We each talk about something cool/positive. Dave brings up WoW Tokens, how they let you buy game time with in-game currency. Carlos brings up Andrea Ritsu (@andrearitsu on Twitter) for cool Let's Plays. http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e073: Thunderous Rising? Only Windows 10 Can Tow The Line Between Love and Hate! (Audio issues in this episode, for a couple of reasons; we salvaged what we could. Our apologies.) 0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter - PlayStation TV isn't dead, and in fact its compatibility list is growing for some reason. - Carlos exposits on how his ass has been itching a lot lately. 0:06:03 - Timed Jumps & Fist Bumps & Rockin' Tech (Games & Tech) - New WoW expansion announcement out of nowhere, and since we recorded this before learning it was WoW: Legion, we make some hilarious, somewhat accurate/somewhat not guesses. - (0:14:40) Double jumping and why it's awesome. Again, we recorded this before learning Demon Hunter double jumping in WoW would be a thing. - (0:28:45) Turn-based games aren't dead yet. Were they ever really in danger? - (0:36:32) Fallout 4 will release without its mod kit. - (0:40:14) Windows 10 is an awesome nightmare of benign malevolence? - (0:46:38) Rising Thunder, Seth Killian's new fighting game! Carlos has very preliminary impressions. More info: https://twitter.com/risingthunder / http://risingthunder.com. 1:03:07 - We Watch Dem Movin' Pictures (TV & Film) - Reality TV and pandering to the lowest common denominator. Is reality TV always bad? - Killing good shows with promise after one season, and how capitalism works apparently. - Adam Sandler. Hoo boy, Adam Sandler... - RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper. :'( 1:30:31 - Mailbag & Corrections - Voicemails from Meowth (http://twitter.com/meowth900). - Carlos is unfortunate enough to need a primer on SAO 2 to answer one of the voicemails. - Talk on terrible fanbases and which one is the worst. - Meowth talks about an upcoming live D&D game she'll be involved in! Check it out on Sunday August 9, at 1 PM Pacific (4 PM Eastern), on http://twitch.tv/exfauxsure, with shoutouts to the Burning Barrel Podcast. http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

e072: Predestination? The Only "Gods and Monsters" are People! Fun activity: see if you can guess the topics based on that title. 0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter 0:01:28 - Timed Jumps & Fist Bumps (Games) - RIP Satoru Iwata. Remembering his contributions to Nintendo and his corporate philosophy. How many executives choose to cut their own pay over laying off subordinates? 0:06:41 - The TV & Movies Section That Keeps TV & Movies Out of the Games Section - Justice League: God and Monsters. Our thoughts on both the shorts and the feature itself. Could it get a sequel, and should it? If so, what new interpretations of DC characters would you want to see? - (0:28:44) Terminator Genisys impressions. problems, and predestination paradox talk. - (0:42:55) Is Steven Universe a great show or the greatest? 0:45:18 - I Hope Dave-Sempai Notices Me! (Anime) - I'm the Main Character of a Harem Manga, but I'm Gay so Every Day is Hell for Me (by Ryosuke Kataoka): http://bit.ly/1TOr6oN (slightly NSFW). Discuss the brilliance. - Thought experiment: we give anime the Justice League: Gods and Monsters treatment. Its villains as heroes, edgier heroes that are still heroic, etc. - Random talk of scheduled knife fights with IWBTG creator Kayin over anime opinions, Gundam Wing sequels Dave didn't know about, and how Elfen Lied is the fucking worst thing ever. 1:05:58 - Mailbag & Corrections - Voicemails from Meowth (http://twitter.com/meowth900) and Rowan (http://twitter.com/link6616). - More on Satoru Iwata and Nintendo. - We're asked to list the good things about Steven Universe. Done, with pleasure. - What media has changed our perception of storytelling? 1:33:11 - Parting Thoughts http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com