The House of Cuckoos Radio Show!
Summary: Welcome to THE HOUSE OF CUCKOOS! An absurdist play written back in June of 1992 by two delusional young men through sleep deprivation, the House of Cuckoos has now become a radio show and art site! Come on in! http://thehouseofcuckoos.blogspot.com/ 2010/2011©The House of Cuckoos, inc. All music, scripts, skits, & effects performed by: ©The House of Cuckoos Thanks Everyone! (all rights reserved) All celebrities are impersonated. All guest tracks/music is used with permission of the artist/band and is stated in the episodes they appear in. -THoC shows include public domain materials-
LET'S ROCK!!!!! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #108 !!! We goose the randy duck of silliness in this episode celebrating 4/20 & The 2018 Rock Hall inductions! The essence of absurdity whisks the non-dairy cream of Cuckoo consciousness mixed with a nice spicy mayo of weirdness is all you need to pour over the eggs-benedict of the greasy elbow type that sizzle in your half-baked mind! Get peppered with us as we seek out the microbiome that is our bodies, pass another rapture date, find the punk-rawk turtle of vulnerability, & stretch out Beethoven's 9th all while we planto sneak into the Rock Hall inductions here in Cleveland OH! Plus so muc more CUCKOO funny! Listen NOW! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #108 !!! WE ROCK, DUDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .
Woo-hoo! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #107 !!! Jump into the CUCKOO fun as we ask what's up with white people lately/always, discover condom snorting, discuss the vampires that stole Stan Lee's blood, consider moving to Iowa for the free land, & mock YouTube posting as a career! Plus, answer a DM from a listener dreaming he is Dr. Antonio, prepare for zombie raccoons, & discuss brain preservation! It's a weird show but isn't everything that's Cuckoo always turn out weird? Of COURSE it does! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #107 !!! More fun than getting stomped on by a moose! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #106 !!! Our (Sorta) Easter/Passover/Spring Episode! The internet reality has descended upon us and we can't help but mock it all the way, no matter which faith is partying! Listen in as a flat-earther rocket gets ribbed, super-gonorrhea threatens us all, genetic cat research becomes a thing, personal thrones most preferred get discussed, a goodbye to the great pervy Craigslist personals, & witnessing a glorious smoking elephant! Plus Dame Helen Mirren's eyebrows & Ireland's nude beach!! Let your spirit feel risen with Cuckoo love! Plus, no Easter grass to clean up! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #106 !!! Come get your jelly beaned! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #105 !!! A fantastic adventure in discussion, entertainment, music, & culture! Or so we'd like to believe ...as long as YOU believe it, too! Madcap madness in the most Cuckoo of style with the most absolute absurdity that only a true Cuckoo fan can enjoy! We shade the face of emotions, find a poop-juice cult, sock rob a store, study an alien skeleton, & mull over the wonderful joys of bee sting acupuncture! PLUS an AMAZING INTERVIEW with the up & coming artist Welker Bloat of Instagram fame! The Cuckoo feathers are spread wide & the wind beneath them is YOU! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #105 !!! Listen in to fly completely CUCKOO upon the winds of silliness! We're here for ya! .
Éirinn go Brách! The House O'Cuckoos Radio Show #104 !!! A Cuckoos Cleveland St. Patrick's Day Party Special! We're partying for the green celebration recorded LIVE St. Patrick's 2018 ! But dancing a jig to Irish cliches is not all we do! We also find the history of corned beef with the holiday, debate reusable toilet tissue, find a cashew tooth, prepare for platypus milk, get scared over Disease X, pickle juice slushies, & our goodbye to & discussion of the great physicist Stephen Hawking! Velocity Boy calls in on his way to the parade that includes many of our previous Cuckoo characters! You don't want to miss it no matter what time of year it is! The House O'Cuckoos Radio Show #104 !!! A pot o'gold for your funny bone! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #103 !!! What a wonderful episode filled with ridiculous topics of random news delights! Peep this: wooden skyscrapers, buried treasure in the US, Angie Bowie, Garlic Girls & Curling, recycled meat (yes, that's correct), Big Macs, & Bily Graham! What's inside? Nothing, & there you are! It's The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #103 !!! Come wander along with us & see the next new day of Cuckoo reverie! O YES! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #102 !!! The real Elvis is stalking our windows but that doesn't stop us from going full Cuckoo! And go Cuckoo we do! Fun things are what we speak to you & that includes discussing eye worms, pigeon bio-monitors, aggressive alcohol testing, & what type of meal we would be if we could be one! It's a blustery coaster of salacious humor with a side of metaphorical bacon & cleaning products! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #102 !!! It's so weird you'll go CUCKOO! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #101 !!! Spreading Love as we spread our Cuckoo wings of amorous wishes your way! It's a Vlentine's Day Special! That's right, the crooked cupids gone diaperless, The House of Cuckoos will give you the the worst love relationship advice you will ever want to hear! Plus we review the histories of Valentine's Day, discuss airplane plumbers, consider fast-food fries as a baldness cure, grab some broken heart chicken wings, & eyeballs! With all this fun how could you not be turned on by all the lafter & Cuckooness? The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #101 !!! Your box of chocolate strangeness! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #100 !!! We made it to a milestone in our episodes! Or a meter-stone for you metric types, but either way we made it to 100 episodes, HOORAY! More famous than our minds can handle yet where are our TV series offers? Join us in the Cuckoo pool as we splash around some inane ideas as the waves of absurdity flatten our inflatable comedy into minimalist steaks that float along the sea of silliness into the mouth of a river of flatulence that breathes the joy of hysterical happiness! Plus, Dr. Antonio belches a few times! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #100 !!! A century of Cuckoo-ness (in radio years)! Listen NOW! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #99 !!! Crisp as bacon & sweet as crab-cakes on a warm mud pie, the Cuckoos always come out half baked for your delight! It's the last of the double-digit episodes for us numbers but the beginning of the next phase of Cuckoo-ness! Keeping nonsense nonsensical for those who need it! And who doesn't need it?The fun is in the mind you make when your mind hasn't been made up like this before? What? We don't know, just tune in & join in the talk that will have you going CUCKOO in no time! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #99 !!!Get your sizzle on! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #98 !!! Gamer addiction, magic boxes, & pirates! If you stuck your hand in a "magic box", what would you pull out?? ...And with WHAT consequences? A thrilling idea riddled with nonsense & laughter filled mayhem that gets layered with more mayhem followed by a drop of insanity & a dab of malarkey that all combines to become a dandy of a crazy episode of The House of Cuckoos! Are you surprised? Of course not! You're just as Cuckoo, too! Jump into our satirical icing as we lay it thick on the cultural oddity cake that is humanity! It's a HOOT with a spoon to lick as well! Get your hand in the magic box & listen! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #98... Operators are not standing by! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #97: Our 8th Annual Winter Christmas Anti-Xmas Holiday Xmas Special!!! Only this time it's HALF-ASSED! That's right, The House of Cuckoos Radio Show Half-Assed Holiday Special! Happy Holidaze & may your yule log get blazed! An enjoyably joyous show of festive talk & yuletide banter along with questionable comedic subversion & a slice of homemade Cuckoo beak humble pie! Get your bells jingled listening to classic Cuckoos holiday skits PLUS BRAND NEW HOLIDAY HUMOR! FRESH CUCKOOS XMAS SKITS! You'll want to roast your own marshmallow right in public with all the festive fun going on! PLUS special guests: Velocity Boy & Mr. Yeo! Live studio fresh baked goodness! Grab your spiked eggnog, spank your Santa, & listen! The House Of Cuckoos Radio Show Half-Assed Holiday Special! The best gift to give yourself! ...uh, besides the perverted thing! Ho, Ho, CUCKOO! .
La Casa dei Cuculi stuzzicherà la tua area privata! Questa è la nostra prima frase scritta in Italiano! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #96 !!! A delightful episode full of wonder & excitement like: How do people enjoy Star Wars sex toys? Yes, Star Wars sex toys! Can dressing like Batman really help you get the job done? Could black holes become potential tourist spots? & what lies beyond the black hole? Is it really a big, heavenly Wal-Mart??? Oh, & we discuss Pizza Hut beer! It's weirdness that makes you feel GOOD! La Casa dei Cuculi Radio Show #96 !!! May the Force vibrate you! .
Said you heard? Aye, ya have! IT'S The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #95: Thanksgiving Celebration & Peanut Butter on Celery Episode! A cooked bird stuffed with mocking fun & satiric gravy all topped with crazy cranberry flavored talk with a side of sliced Cuckooness! Listen in as we dramatize mashed potatoes, think of gnome poses, diverge into short togas, consider cheddar jacking, find a way to measure gamer IQ, hear Elvis take a plate, & ponder stoner thoughts of 'octo-porpoises' ((or rather "octopoises!"))! So much fun you'll be begging for seconds! ...Or more likely an antacid! Either way, tune in! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #95: Thanksgiving Celebration! We're the pumpkin spice of life that you need right now! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! .
The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #94 !!! Power & pleasure, money & might, cowardice & the pains of self-preservation within the world ourselves created! Yeah, all that crap! We string a hard case of satire & sarcasm against those who get off on their own power! Plus: duty free goods (or is that "dooty free"?), pizza cubes, Facebook nudes, zombie ants, & baby talk from a REAL baby! Laff at the world's insanity with the most Cuckoo people around... The House of Cuckoos! And wow are we CUCKOO! The House of Cuckoos Radio Show #94 !!! It's a hoot & a half! .