The Clutch and Wiggle Experience
Summary: We are a live internet radio show (www.cweradio.com) .. we promote ourselves as two boobs with time on our hands, broadcasting atop an air-hockey table in a New Jersey basement, bringing you our "unique" spin on todays news, entertainment, sports and op-ed pieces out there today! We aren't your mom and pop's radio show!
* Corona-virus * Politics * Youth Hockey coach attacks ref Jerking off boosts immune system | Dealing with porn on a plane | Whale Ass Ham | Shatner divorce horse semen
* Intro to Bawston Dave * Kobe Bryant's death - tragedy or karma? * Trump "impeachment" over, now what? * What currently shapes your political make up * Coronavirus * State fetishes (Bonus story: Dave's AVN story) Used Amazon diapers | Massachusetts serial pooper | Cockfighting Rooster Slices and Kills Owner | Pooping on cars from an overpass | Unstoppable penis
Welcome to the new year, same podcast edition of #ClutchandWiggle .. let the three headed immaturity begin! .. but not without some serious conversation first: * MLB drama * Anti-semitism / racism in this country flares up - where does it come from? * Bombing in Iran / POTUS Impeachment discussion * Royal Family "outrage" * Michele Carter: 1st Amendment discussion about texts causing your significant other to off themselves .. then we have some normalcy after a break: PornHub sued by deaf man | Century sex - turtle style | Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina candle | Jet fuel dumped on kids in NJ | $10.5k addiction on baby powder | Fart smell bad? Assault your significant other (according to affidavit in Texas)
Happy Holidays folks .. here's the shitty story-lines we have this week: * Christmas talk (favorite movies, wagilia and more) * Craig’s Shit-Angel Story (Preacher Wiggle from the pulpit) * Polyamorous Woman Falls Pregnant By One Of Her Four D&D Lovers * Does a life sentence end when brought back to life? | Tire valve wienies | 'Penis fish' in California | Hot Diarrhea | Homeless agency and transgender lap dances | Felicio cafe Follow us on Facebook & Twitter @ClutchWiggleExp
Happy pre-Turkey Day .. probably the first one we've recorded the week of in our history! Here's the talking points on this weeks show: * Turkey Day * Impeachment * Social media banning sexual orientation emojis * Sexually assaulted by mermaids | Sex w (stuffed) Olaf | Woman in physical love with a plane | Traffic Cone sex Follow and interact with us on Facebook and Twitter: ClutchWiggleExp
* Dave’s time away from the show * Death * Boomer talk * Ethnic-studies * Would the Soprano's be made today? * Fortnite = cocaine | White Castle Beer | TI and his daughters hymen, and Meatloaf? | Toothpaste vagina tighteners | McSexting
Here's the topics: * Feasting back in the good 'ol days * Rob and Craig feel old at Wendy's * Always and non-binary customers * Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Nominees * The Kardashian Kweef * Best game of hide and seek | 351 miles | St. Louis and "Gloria" STD's | Man denied sex w animals in NJ
This show's for the OG's .. Rob and Craig chit chat about the following topics: * Impeachments * "Joker" movie and it's criticism * Judge: Sell your nudes to Playboy * Stories of the week: Abandoning adult dwarfs | Solid gold shitter stolen | It's raining semen | Bang Bro's Center Facebook.com/clutchwiggleexp twitter.com/clutchwiggleexp
* Thoughts and Prayers * Deportee from .. Harvard? * You need help * VMA's * Dave Chapelle new Netflix special * TMNT + gator pants | Trump ecstasy pills | Eat a dick, litterally | Hot buns at a NJ McDonalds | booty call ends hot and bothered .. in flames | Vagina's and cucumbers don't mix Best line that didn't get recorded: Dave - "The worst Clue death ever - Colonel Mustard w the shitty underwear in the shower" Follow us on Facebook and Twitter - ClutchWiggleExp
Here's this week's comedic episode .. * Jeffrey Epstein * Fredo! * Regan's tapes * Eff'd Up News Stories: Seagulls vs Raptors | Bagel boss vs “Nails” | Starbucks and Sippy Cups | American underwear scandal | A & Us prison | Old men and their music | 2 week erection Follow us on Facebook and Twitter - ClutchWiggleExp Please leave a review and promote to like minded folks!
Welcome to the next episode of the podcast, have a listen as we go with politics, sex devices and toilet bowl bust'n entertainment here on #ClutchandWiggle: Soutout to @TheHappyRecap on Twitter for the line of the week: Because DMV isn’t miserable enough the woman next to me just gave her crotch fruit her phone blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume * Domestic terrorism, how to fix it (.. do we use Martha Washington’s “tube” ?) * Things Dave gets pissed off on (Section, row, seat !) * Ghost Stories and "happy tubes" * Hot dog and mustard infused ice cream sandwiches | Victoria Secret (aka spank show) cancelled this year | Bunch of boozed up pilots (Drunk pilot, Scottish Dave on the scene) | Lightning strikes, make toilets go boom (Liberal Dave interviews MaryLou) Thanks for listening, please share with your like minded immature friends !
Welcome back, thanks for catching up and listening to the next generation of the podcast - here's what we've got cooking on this #podcast: * Quick wrap up of Round 2, Scene 1 of the Democratic debates * Muscial tastes and concerts * #CWETherapy - Regrets * Mr. Hanks vs Mr. Rogers * Delivery drivers and their eating habits * Dave wants to splooge on Mars | Stop the Heatwave violence | Horse and burglary | Menstrual cup for sex (aka Sexame Street meets Hulk Hogan's kegels and vitamins) | Pissing on potato's
Welcome back .. we mean it this time We celebrate 10 years of podcasting and along with tonight's show, we reminisce about the old days of our show.. * .. What's been going on? * Implant Dave * "Containment" * Disgusting fads * Fixing America * Sir Wiggle Piece Theater * Farts, farts and cockroach's
No, it's not a joke .. NEW #podcasts are here - at least one * CWE Status * What's been goin' on? * Status of the world, and it ain't pretty * Stuck for 72 hours .. in an elevator? * Crystal dildo's double as accent pieces
Back in the saddle for this week and we started out with a good one! When laughs happen at the beginning, it's going to be a good show! * Eff'd up world * Lent, Sonic and eggs * Mike "Cotton Hill" Pence * American politics needs to mimic "History of the World Part 1" * Deputy Cow * Bionic penis .. with singing * McNuggets and guns * Cookie dough busted in a woman's private part For all things #ClutchandWiggle - http://clutchwiggleexp.com