THE MONK JUNKET with Suzzanne Monk
Summary: Real news brought to you by hilarious and imaginary people. From the multi character on woman comedy dynamo, Suzzanne Monk. Stay informed on politics, world news, the market, real hard hitting analysis on all the latest stories while laughing your backside off. If your news doesn't make you laugh, you're not getting it from the right place.
The real news brought to you by imaginary people. Beatrice reports on Gabby Gifford's return to Congress. Libby is excited about the IL Dream Act passing. Conzer is complaining that Tim Geitner hasn't quit. We debate the new Super Congress. Hamesh discusses the recent attacks in Afghanistan, Iraq and Somalia, China's new aircraft carrier and the deteriorating situation in Syria. Plus we discuss the downgrade of the US credit rating last week by Weiss, Putin's take on our debt crisis, and the heat wave across America. Plus the Junkety goodness you love. Tune in
The real news of the day, brought to you by imaginary people. Beatrice breaks the heat wave story. Libby Rawl bashes Allen West as a crybaby. Conzer Votive bashes Contessa Brewer for sticking her foot in her mouth. We all discuss the progress, or lack thereof, of the debt talks. Hamesh reports on protests, Mubarek's one day coma, Libyan talks and poppy seed stashes. WallStreet Pete and Ticker update us on the bullish market due to European debt news. Plus freedom of speech in court, NASA's shuttle swan song, and the Chrysler bailout report card. Plus all the junket-y other stuff that rocks, don't miss this episode!
Today's real news brought to you by imaginary people. Beatrice reports on the Roger Clemens mistrial. Libby Rawl calls out Rupert Murdoch on his News Corp scandal. Conzer Votive complains about Obama's walking habits. We debate more debt ceiling, UGH! Hamesh reports on the violence in Mumbai and Karachi, Afghanistan funerals, Syrian quarrels and more. Wallstreet Pete, the Market Pirate and Ticker try to inform us on the European debt crisis. Plus fat kids and the nanny state, my lightbulbs, TSA tricks and the US Women's soccer team to play in finals. Go USA! Tune in and get your Junket on
The real news brought to you by imaginary people. Beatrice reports on the Betty Ford funeral. Libby Rawl rips into Michelle Bachman. Conzer Votive accuses Obama of fear mongering on the debt ceiling crisis. We debate the balanced budget amendment. Hamesh gives us the latest on the World news stage, including the death of Ahmed Karzai. We discuss the Light Bulb Act being debated on the Hill, ensuring light rights. Plus Sister Wives go to court, Parenting.com is stupid, Caylee's law and more. All the Junket fun you love! Tune in
Real news, brought to you by imaginary people. Beatrice reports on the shut down of The News of the World tabloid in Britain, owned by Rupert Murdoch. Libby Rawl defends the poor, Conzer rails on the debt. We discuss the American sentiment on the debt crisis. Hamesh updates us on Yemen, Syria, Afghanistan and political murders in Guatemala. New segment, Totally Outrageous, discusses the DSK case and how money impacts the case. Plus, Gary Johnson wants to legalize pot, the ATF points fingers at the FBI and a man is killed by a bear. He should have listened to the show, we'll discuss it all and more on this bear-y good episode. Tune in
Real news by imaginary people. Beatrice reports on the Minot floods. Libby Rawl and Conzer Votive debate Bachman, Christie and immigration issues. Hamesh reports on the attack in Kabul, Gadhafi, Egypt, and Somalia. Plus the trial (you know which one), Greece's riots and New York's new gay marriage law. Don't miss another great episode
The real news brought to you by imaginary people. Beatrice reports on a mob boss busted. Libby Rawl and Conzer Votive debate the deteriorating debt ceiling talks. Hamesh brings the latest on Chinese flooding, Syrian violence, Belfast riots, and a updates on the two Sudans. WallStreet Pete breaks some news on oil prices falling. We recap the Casey Anthony madness, chat about micro-dams, and cap it off with Nelson Mandela and the First Lady. A great episode you do not wont to miss
The real news of the day, brought to you by Imaginary people. Beatrice reports on Congressman Weiner's resignation. Libby Rawl talks about the privatization of Canada's post office and their union troubles. Conzer Votive complains about Obama's donors getting cushy jobs. We debate the president's response to calls that he is violating the War Powers Act. Hamesh reports on Libya, the protests in Spain and Greece, Al Qaeda's new leader, and bombings in Iraq and Nigeria targeting the government. WallStreet Pete updates us on the market's bearish week, Little Becky, our drug war correspondent, discusses the 40 year anniversary of the drug war, Operation Fast and Furious, and recent arrests of agents involved in smuggling. Plus all that Monk Junket-y stuff you love. Tune in and get laughing at your news