Adventures in Irrationality

In which we wonder if Google is evil, belts, our kids not being into watching movies, create a new drink, Trump getting COVID, politics, Q-Anon, Emperor Baron Von Trump vs Cyborg Joe Biden, turning the phase “Sucks Dick” into a positive, Jeremy as a mariner, jizz shits, our kids going back to school, a story about curing cancer/AIDS, the Nobel prize for black hole research, drinking Friday’s, friend groups creating dress codes, and more.

In which we only record half the episode but still discuss the presidential debate, a brief history of the X-Man Angel, Eric’s great day, music, movies, and music videos of the 90’s, golf and its effect on males, different cities attitude to COVID, and whether we have a handle on things.

In which we talk about goals, Eric’s relationship with his neighbors, Brock’s depression, Jeremy’s new bike, how we know when we’re depressed and what we do about it, tortoise intercourse, outdated cultural references in movies, Netflix comedy specials we like, and more.

In which we discuss the Quaid family, blue bonnet poops, Eric’s Zoom backgrounds, Eric’s SBurbNTure YouTube video series, starting to wear work clothes again, a new Zoom game, summer reading books, pig fucking, grade school sex ed and Dare classes, and more.

In which we discuss Jeremy’s tough few days, Eric had an exciting experience in nature, the internet, we retire a Minion positions in honor of a deceased friend, Eric and Brock’s hangout weekend, how psychedelics work/feel, opioids, obsessive things we enjoy, but not letting those things define you, whether goals are good or bad, and more.

In which we talk about wanting to/running a marathon, The Midnight Gospel on Netflix, Ram Dass, psychedelics, President Trump, QAnon/The Lizard People, scales of understanding, politics and politicians, our thoughts on voting, therapy, and golfing and how that relates to architecture.

In which Eric is holding things in, we remember going to visit our grandparents, weather, being cool during the pandemic, pee funnels, Vice President Pence, Jeremy gives a run down of the various Green Lanterns of Earth, comic books artists, Cardi B, stuff in our houses, the upcoming school year, and Eric and Brock (possibly) have a side hustle.

In which we discuss Jeremy having his first root beer float, catfishing, Jordan Peterson, the upcoming American Civil War, calling anyone who disagrees with you a nazi, Vikings, Ellen getting canceled, whether or not celebrities are important, whether or not celebrities are attractive, how language will evolve, Eric’s dog pooping everywhere, an opt-in society, and the roles we’d want in a war.

In which we discuss naps, cooking with kids, Jeremy reads an embarrassing rant he wrote in college, presidents, Eric bought clearer from a door to door salesman, and black holes and the infinite universe.

In which Eric and Brock break quarantine, and we discuss Eric working on his ASMR videos, a version of hell where you are forced to watch videos of yourself, a hypothetical from Jeremy’s son, experiencing a second puberty when you’re too old to handle it, the Midnight Gospel TV show, Kanye running for president, thoughts you don’t know are stupid until you say them out loud, campers, boats, barns, truffles, mushrooms, aliens, and more.

In which we discuss how our voices sound on the podcast, our preferred type of aliens, why we don’t like doors and how we’d fix them, redesigning bathrooms, closets, and home entries,  Eric and Brock getting lost on a hike, the amount of chaos we’d like in our lives, interacting with other humans during COVID, how Jeremy doesn’t miss going places, our kids having money, what a bootstrap is, and politics.

In which we discuss Daniel Day Lewis movies, adding Jeremy’s balls into famous paintings, dating apps, equal representation in movies and TV, root beer floats, crappy cars we had, fireworks, and more.

In which we discuss promising not to cheat in college, learning and not learning about other religions, learning and not learning about history, Manifest Destiny, QAnon, ASMR, moving up the ladder at work, people wearing and not wearing masks, better names for Good Friday, and science stuff.

In which we discuss Pete Davidson movies, taking the bible literally, Star Wars Expanded Universe novels, when Eric was a jeweler, Eric getting a pool, homes that stick in your memory, the goo and wiggle of the world, Manifest Destiny, forgetting history, and the upcoming presidential election.

In which we discuss Jeremy’s son playing annoying music over and over, napping and working out during quarantine, Eric’s desire for a garden shed, podcasts we like, The Matrix, requiring girls to learn martial arts in school, racism, camping, thought bubbles, shitty things other presidents did, old timey medicine and diseases, and people who buy boats.