NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Another weekend sails by, and the occupants of the Dabblewhatever are strapped in tight for another tumultuous week turning on each other, faking events, and trying to undermine each other’s enemies. Can you feel it in the air? Kevin Brennan has cast aside everyone in his stable, from Pat Dixon to Ray Devito to Chad Zumock. Some are taking it better than others. Chad is too busy pretending to be a comedian for a couple of weeks to concern himself with the Dabbleverse unitil the end of March, when his calendar once again will be empty, leaving him desperate for the sweet MLC pay drip. Ray Devito seems to be growing some common sense about Kevin Brennan. Kevin takes his show up a notch with some green fabric that he doesn’t need or know how to use.

It’s Friday and we haven’t focused on the Fat Community all week. We have to make this right! The tubby amongst us are getting restless! We cover the latest drama from MLC, Kevin Brennan, Pat Dixon and Ray Devito, and the effect and fallout of Kevin’s rage on the upcoming Hackamania event. Kevin Brennan tries to do a morning show and snipe Patrick, only to be shut down immediately and pivot to his backup snipe session of The BS Show. When that doesn’t work either, Kevin’s resorts to telling stories about sunburns, reading superchats, and swallowing bait. Its a bitter man having a bitch fest and you should show up for it! Have yourself a very merry weekend, children!

It’s Thursday, and the hits just keep on coming for Patrick. He’s been dealing with a lice infestation for the past day, like a worried member of the local PTA. Pat Dixon has lost his YouTube channel, and this will become more and more common as time and intolerance march forward. Kevin Brennan throws his biggest tantrum about paying guests yet, claiming to have a solution for “conflicts of interest” that don’t exist. Ray Devito is confused about everything. Chad Zumock can’t stop telling alternating lies depending on the day, and we live to watch the MudWorm waddle around his neighborhood out of breath while uttering miserable sentiments about his life between gasps of delusional cope.

My how THE TURN tables! Chad Zumock has seemingly worn out his welcome for the third time as a guest on the MLC podcast with Kevin Brennan. Kevin unloads on Chad in a tirade as nonsensical as it was unexpected, referencing everything from crashing his car to wishing Chrissy Mayr’s baby death. When Kevin is done with you, he’s done. Pat Dixon gets caught in the crossfire. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is depressed about something that may or may not be happening to him. It’s hard to tell when paranoia seems to run his life. Heather Gillespie has had her baby taken away from her, and she has a lot of advice and information for everyone else on how to live while she waits to earn that baby back!

Happy Monday! Let’s hope for a week of no internet problems, and that we all manage to get through it without developing whatever disease Aaron and April Imholte have been spreading around Minnesota with their hot tub swing sessions. Patrick feels so out of the loop when it comes to all of the rapscallions that this program follows, so today we need to make it a goal to catch up with a few of these twerbs (just go with it) and see if we can illuminate our understanding of how others live amongst us. Stevie Lew calls in to teach us all about copyright. Or does he? Nobody knows what’s going on anymore.

Patrick is back after a harrowing day of unreliable and unpredictable internet service. He has spend a considerable amount of money for a 5G cellular backup system to remedy this issue in the future. Aaron and April Imholte are on there third weed of being sick, and it must be some fever, because the Moobs has convinced himself that his numbers are higher than ever. Watch as the Scrimp brings her man some soda, the two argue about energy drinks, and they wreck their precious Rodecaster, whcih is the very cornerstone of their super professional broadcast. Bob Levy has made some moves, set some traps, and is now threatening action if Brennan doesn’t pay him money. What’s going on? Does anyone know? What is Bob going to do? Is Kevin going to lose his channel?

Nobody Likes Onions has some of the best stuff to wake up to today, and Patrick wishes he could take credit for it all. Patrick wants you to be aware of the warning signs of bad events so you can make sure not to disappoint your family. Aaron Imholte is back doing his show alone, and it’s hours of some of the most insane rambling nonsense you’ve ever heard in your days on earth. While April Imholte continues to withdraw from the program, more and more wonder what the future of Steel Toe Morning Show will be. Patrick has been served a new fat lady by the algorithm, and he’s got a video that’s sure to enrage you. Corey Adam is still trying to find his voice since being released from the creative clutches of Aaron Imholte in Minnesota. What a country!

Whether or not you had a good weekend, it was probably better than Nick Swardson’s disastrous show. Watch as a theater turns off the spotlight and microphone of a rambling and hopelessly drunk Nick Swardson. What will this mean for one quarter of the Z-Man’s gigs? Will these two irresponsible drunks be working together in the future? Former Chappelle Show stalwart Donnell Rawlings was also recently spotted at a comedy club popping off. David Skarica, the pimple-faced gray man behind the Bahamian money trap Addicted to Profits, has some more financial advice for you as he shows us around his gross open-air wet market of a home. Find out what makes this man mainland poor!

You couldn’t ask for a more complete breakfast! Patrick has a whole floor that is sticky with weirdos and trash, and today we are going to do our best to sweep them up. Our girl Summer Sinclair seems to have been spotted in the wild, and her real-life self is worse than her acting. Our Bahamian boob David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits is back and wants to be a guy without being a guy. Steel Toe goes through the motions of doing their Rumble Friday show. Chad Zumock is looking ROUGH and he’s started pulling videos down from YouTube so people don’t stare at his gray hair and gut. Kevin Brennan is back on Shuli and Bob Levy again, and you have to wonder why he is so obsessed with how other people are doing.

It’s Thursday, and we typically reserve Thursdays for talking about some of the biggest R’s strutting around the net. Today is no exception! Ray Devito has already managed to cause a bit of a bumble with his Hackamania travel plans, and Patrick would love your opinion on who screwed things up. Ray is also in the middle of planning two separate roasts, both of which will be the same roast, and both of which will be done to an audience of no one, or maybe someone, but probably not anyone. Shoud Ray bring the roast to NLO? David Chandler is back and you can almost hear Aaron Imholte make white in his panties from here. Steel Toe Morning Show is basically a daily meme show now, and today’s sad glimpse in to Aaron and April Imholte’s relationship was another cringe banger. Don’t miss your NLO this morning!

We can’t continue our journey through the Dabbleverse without stopping along the way for some sweet sustenance. Pull over with Patrick and gather some provisions with some of our favorite porkers on the internet. Today we catch up with Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips, as he learns what his body is capable of at his mature age. Planet with a Palate inspires others by teaching that you’re never to fat to roll around your kitchen on a chair. We’ve got a new fat lady to watch live a day in the life of the super-obese. And if there’s time we could learn a thing or two about a thing or two from the fine people at Hardees. Grab a meal and a fork and join us at the adult table, won’t you?

When things are at their worst, couples try to put on a facade. And if that’s not what Aaron and April Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show are doing, then they have Patrick fooled. The days of late-night macaroni salad and trips to Jersey Mike’s to chase away the blues with a tuna torpedo are coming to end, and we are here for it. Watch the wind-down of this sad program continue with the latest attempt to phone in a program for their remaining few brain-dead Minnesota fans. Chad Zumock appears for the first time in a week to do the muscle-memory version of what a 62 IQ child thinks a podcast might be. Patrick hasn’t seen it at all, and it’s time we take a thorough account of just what the mudshark thinks he is still doing. Strap in, spergs! We have a lot to catch up on!

April Imholte has systematically become broken down as a cohost and a woman on the Steel Toe Morning Show, first by the listeners and now her own husband. Watch as April tries to host the show herself, regaling the chat with tales of how she murdered a deer and let it go to waste and how she is so hungry she can’t stop rubbing her tit. This woman is the single worst decision Aaron Imholte ever made in his life, and he hers. A more disasterous couple there has not beedn, and the road is only getting bumpier as time goes on. Mooby doesn’t know the difference between tires and wheels, and teaches everyone how cars work, proving he may be the dumbest man behind a microphone. Let’s examine April and find out if the hate she receives is worth it, or if it’s just a bunch of horned up incels who wish they could have the way with her bony body.

The chronicles of human anal windsock Kate Meaney continue! It’s been a blast watching this young ingenue turned pleasure pocket flail around from show to show, trying to reinvent herself in the wake of her last thrashing. What will Kate Meaney do next? Perhaps her mother Mary Ann Halford can offer a glimpse from the past for the masses to evaluate. Aaron and April Imholte keep getting weirder and weirder, and it’s hard to tell exactly where their relationship is on the sad meter. We watch as Aaron once again proves he is a midwestern dolt whose professional show is unraveling before our eyes. Haley Sacks aka Ms. Dow Jones is back with another video that’s sure to make you curdle with disgust. Heather Gillespie, the human Chicago trash train, has given birth to her baby and the state has already taken it away. What’s next? Will she ever get the dream life she dreams about, or is she destined to roll around in tent urnine and chancla chunks?

The dabblenerds are at it again, shaking things up and switching sides to stick it to each other. Watch as they all turn and turn and turn, revealing each other’s private informations and hoping for new future alliances amongst the same old losers that they’ve embraced in the past. Kate Meaney, NBC executive Mary Ann Halford and comedian Kevin Meaney’s daughter, is looking for a new daddy once again, an she’s looking in all the wrong habit. How bad is Kathleen Meaney’s coke habit? It’s hard to tell! Chad Zumock strikes out in NYC and is very bitter about it. A favorite fatty friend of the show has a song she wants to sing to you. Nobody Likes Onions has the tools to make sure you always have the right inventory for your franchise.