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This week's episode started off a little raw, with just Biz and Luke in studio. Eventually Tom and Derek showed up, but for the beginning it was a a different taste. We we're also greeted by Long Island metal band Suppressed Theory -myspace.com/suppressedtheory- tonight. Great bunch of guys, amazing music, I suggest you get on their Myspace, cause they're fucking awesome! Thanks to Hyuck and Lady Hyuck, we had some Bacon Salt in studio tonight! Yes, and we ordered a pizza to all try it out! I for one thought it was amazing, however the hickory taste of it got to a couple people. No matter, it was a killer experience. We briefly got into other things, like Mike's bachelor party, and Biz beefing in doorways at Dave and Busters. Luke went to a show this week, as he usually does, lots of talk about boob signing, and "tones" hahah You'll get that joke when you listen to the show. E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

This week's episode started off a little raw, with just Biz and Luke in studio. Eventually Tom and Derek showed up, but for the beginning it was a a different taste. We we're also greeted by Long Island metal band Suppressed Theory -myspace.com/suppressedtheory- tonight. Great bunch of guys, amazing music, I suggest you get on their Myspace, cause they're fucking awesome! Thanks to Hyuck and Lady Hyuck, we had some Bacon Salt in studio tonight! Yes, and we ordered a pizza to all try it out! I for one thought it was amazing, however the hickory taste of it got to a couple people. No matter, it was a killer experience. We briefly got into other things, like Mike's bachelor party, and Biz beefing in doorways at Dave and Busters. Luke went to a show this week, as he usually does, lots of talk about boob signing, and "tones" hahah You'll get that joke when you listen to the show. E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

The show starts off odd, but gets rolling through the first segment, with talk about Nannerpuss, and Nannerpuss' Azn clone Nanna Pussu. We also get into things like the No Patience show at Da Funky Phish, party at the brohouse, and why Derek and Luke's dad should be friends. In the 2nd segment Derek takes a verbal beating from Cris. Damn! That starts a whole conversation about jizzing, and where to jizz when you don't have any tissues or towels available, then onto female ejac, etc. wow...3rd segment brings us some light gay talk about Derek, because we tried to move past it, but it was tough. We bring in the segment with a cool little thing about predictions of what the 90's will bring, as predicted by important people in a 1990 edition of Playboy Magazine. After that abomination, a cameo from both Nannerpuss variations, audio of President Barack Obama on Jay Leno, and a couple of news stories later, Nicholas Gurewitch, creator of The Perry Bible Fellowship web comic called in to give us some info about PBF Comics, and to talk to us about his new book The Perry Bible Fellowship Almanack, which is on sale at Amazon.com E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

St. Patty's Day edition of The BJRadio Show comin atcha.. live from The BJRadio Show Studios in Television City, California! We are joined in studio by Chris and Al from Conflict In The Sky. They're such cool guys, and their musical abilities are unparalleled! We get into some cool stuff on this show.. our resident racist is back in full force tonight, thanks to our Official Sponsors for this St. Patty's Day Episode of The BJRadio Show: Sam Adams, and Guinness. Derek was playing bartender, and making both him and myself Black Cherrys. Aside from our peanut gallery, we got into all the things that Luke did this week, which included the NYPD/FDNY hockey game at the Nassau Coliseum, Code Anchor's 311 set at Ollie's Point, Clown Vomit playing at Da Funky Phish and Luke networking for us at a party. We also had call-in's by an Australian member of Christwire, who didn't give us his name, but got too flustered by our potty mouths to even continue the call, and Pat Heinkel and Tyson BONERS of Christwire.org. We also got a call from an anonymous Christwire hater. I wonder who that guy could have been... ? E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

Yo fuckers! In episode # 118 we had Southpaw in studio with us. Great bunch of guys, lemme tell ya. They're cool as shit, I suggest you go to their myspace and check them out. ZOMFG EV'RY1, DEREK'S BACK!!1! The show starts off with a call by Kieth's nephew who sings to Kieth live on the radio, It's just the cutest thing! After that we get into such things as saying Goodbye to New Yorks, 92.3 K-Rock, Allen, their drummer calls us up and talks to us about the possibilities of him walking into a bar and screaming shit, the bands view on 'Pay to Play' shows, NY's cigarette prices rising AGAIN, Alison Harvard (a.k.a. Creepy Chan) on America's Next Top Model, and the Christwire crew invades the chat room. Apparently their Lord smited their phones, cause word is that they tried to call us, but their phones would not work. Check it all out in this episode! E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

So this installment wasn't filled with as much energy, but that doesn't take away from the quality content provided to you by The BJRadio Show. bwahaha who am I kidding? Derek's not in again this week. He's sick, and he's a douche. Luke Anthony, and his friend Lauren come by to hang out with us. We get into some stuff like Luke Anthony's escapades on the road, what's happened and what IS happening with Buck Nasty. This leads to "your worst puke" stories. We also get a special treat. A phone call from Pat Heinkel of Christwire.org! Well, we get a couple of calls from Pat Heinkel, cause he hung up on us the first time .. then after a 20 minute segment, he hung up on us again when we were talking about his daughter's naughty bits. So, we also get into some news, especially about a stupid woman who decides to call 911 3 fucking times because McDonalds ran out of fucking chicken nuggets. People are the most retarded race on earth. E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

We get into things like Luke's band No Patience -myspace.com/nopatiencesucks- went into the studio this past weekend to record, No Patience also played a show this weekend at Da Funky Phish, and Code Anchor -myspace.com/codeanchor- also playing at Da Funky Phish. By the second segment the ladies of Radio Drama -myspace.com/radiodrama- join us in studio! Missy, Amber and Paula come in and chill with us. We talked to them about all kinds of stuff from Amber booking shows, to bands not sticking around (and/or having ego's), to Amber's embarrassing turkey video, to a filibuster session when our friends from Christwire.org decided to call in! So Christwire, amongst other things, invaded our chat room and called our phones all night. Tyson Boners and Pat Heinkel called more than a couple times, but their cell phones weren't working out very well. So you couldn't hear much of what they were spewing but it sure was fun fucking with them! We also had a special call in by Rich of New York Wrestling Connection. He talks to us about the NYWC, and his role in the wrestling world. Lube Tube.com! Go check that shit out! E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

We covered things that happened during the week, such as the Valentine's Day party at Nicole's, the roast of Evan Weiss at Chesterfield's, Scotty of Code Anchor's new band and we brought the Christwire thing to light on-air. We also had Larry and Matt of Fear of None -myspace.com/fearofnone- in studio. You should absolutely check them out. We talked about some porn sites such as LubeTube andX Movies. The guys over at X Movies were cool enough to send us some free access to their site for the mention! heh gotta love being in radio sometimes! We also got into some YouTube videos, I'd also like to point out some of the debauchery from the chat room on this night. We had our first jacker! E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

In this episode we get into topics such as Obama being "Street" and cursing on audiobook, Luke having street cred, and the Passion for Christ Movement is selling their "Ex-Series" shirts. These shirts include the "Ex-Masturbator", "Ex-Athiest", "Ex-Fornicator", "Ex-Homosexual", "Ex-Porn Addict" and "Ex-Slave" amongst other "Ex" shirts. Here was our big get for the night, we had Frank Jr., Jimmy G and Tommy from Long Island rock band Craving Strange -myspace.com/cravingstrangemusic- in studio with us. What an awesome bunch of guys. E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

The BJRadio Show's coverage of the kid who started nocussing.com McKay Hatch on Fox News, Christian Bale flips out on his DP on the set of Terminator:Salvation and we have the audio! We also have audio of the "WTF Blanket". A spoof from The Consumerist on the popular snuggie blanket, and the triple X rated version of The Office. Stories include a NJ councilman who had to apologize for forwarding an email around to his friends and coworkers, Luke letting us know about the Real Touch, and then finding a review of the Real Touch on Christwire.org, The comments on that article are epic winrar. And of course, not to be forgotten, Tom's brother Joe joins us in studio for the ridiculousness this episode turned out to be. E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

We get into some things that have happened over the past week, like the Vaeda -www.myspace.com/vaeda- show at Da Funky Phish, ERZA -myspace.com/erzafilm- at The Zebra Club, Biz not being able to park in front of his own damn apartment building and Luke leaving drunken voicemails. Amie calls in about her standup experience. We also had Craig from Crooked Jaw Clothing -myspace.com/crookedjaw- in studio with us. And at the end of the show we give you a little teaser about the No Cussing Club kid on Fox News (which we didn't get to cover this week). E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

Luke is out. Alex was in studio to help us along. www.bcba.info if you're into boxing! We get into Gay Football of course, commonly misheard song lyrics, porno for the blind didn't go over as well as we thought it would and Luke calls in from Manhattan. He went to see Reel Big Fish. Apologies go out to ERZA because we couldn't conduct the phoner interview we expected to have with them this week. E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

Biz is out this week. He's at the Islander Ranger game. Amie's in this week to hang out with Luke Derek and Tom. Biz calls in from the game, and there's gay football! This show is labeled the Idiot Hour, or 3 hours. Luke gives up on saying "no" to beer, he also intro's Erza: Fear of a Faceless God and he also talks about the No Patience/Current show. Amie winds up reading the news in the last segment of the show. E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

This particular night we have Tom's brother Joe in, and Cringe Humor's VEEP in studio for the first 2 segments of the show. Terrorizing and harassing us as he always does when he's here. We also have Tom's brother Joe in studio hanging out with us. We get into such things as what we did for New Years, Biz goes to see Conflict in the Sky at Beery's, Derek sucking, Luke and Derek's Fondue(me in the ass) Date, and Tom putting his dick on things in hotel rooms and an impromptu phoner from Tim of Blameshift. -myspace.com/blameshift- E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com

Biz is back from AZ! In this episode we get into things such as why Rush Limbaugh isn't being persecuted for his 'Barack The Magic Negro' song, Youtube bans our 'Jen gulps her own milk puke' video, and a listener coins us a new exit phrase. BALLS TO THE WALL! E-Mail: info@thebjradioshow.com PaypPal: donate@bjradio-online.com