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Cynically Tested

Summary: The Cynically Tested pod cast will feature a satirical weekly newscast as well as commercial and television parodies from "The Only Channel". Nothing is sacred. And remember our motto "We're not Cynical, They're Naive."

Podcasts:

 The Genocide Wristband from Trendy Hope | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 60

The latest fashion trend! This Black sleek design makes you look trendy and makes Genocide easy to ignore! This new fashion accessory commemorates the actions of the world in helping to stop the genocide in Darfur. Get One Now! After, it's too late. Notes from Dan and Wes: Matthew Good and Jesus General helped get out the message by posting it on their blogs. You can check them out here Matt Good - http://www.matthewgood.org/2007/05/the-genocide-wristband-from-trendy-hope/ Jesus General - http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2007/05/for-patriot-who-has-everything.html

 The Genocide Wristband from Trendy Hope | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 60

The latest fashion trend! This Black sleek design makes you look trendy and makes Genocide easy to ignore! This new fashion accessory commemorates the actions of the world in helping to stop the genocide in Darfur. Get One Now! After, it's too late. Notes from Dan and Wes: Matthew Good and Jesus General helped get out the message by posting it on their blogs. You can check them out here Matt Good - http://www.matthewgood.org/2007/05/the-genocide-wristband-from-trendy-hope/ Jesus General - http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2007/05/for-patriot-who-has-everything.html

 Emily of the State - Internet Spying Short | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 231

A parody of government internet spying. Synopsis: Bell Sympatico is monitoring on your internet use and could be willing to give it over to the Federal Government. Find out how, in this Cynically Tested short. Side Note: Please Don't Sue Us Bell. Update: The Canadian Liberal Party has announced introduced the Modernization of Investigative Techniques Act (MITA) as Bill C-416, a private members bill. What does that mean? Well let's ask the inspiration for the video Michael Geist. "Last introduced by the Liberals in the fall of 2005, MITA mandates the installation of new surveillance technologies within Canadian networks along with additional legal powers to access surveillance and subscriber information. Often referred to as the "lawful access" initiative, the legislation would compel Internet service providers to install new interception capabilities as they upgrade their networks. The country's major ISPs, who provide service to the majority of Canadians, would eventually be capable of intercepting data and isolating specific subscribers. Among the most troubling aspects of Bill C-416 is a series of new powers that are not accompanied by any judicial oversight. Law enforcement authorities, including the police, CSIS agents, and even Competition Bureau authorities, will have the right to obtain ISP subscriber information simply upon request without a warrant. " For more check out Michael Geist's Article -" Liberals try to Resuscitate Big Brother plan for the Internet " From the Ottawa Citizen March 27 2007. http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/1828/159/

 Emily of the State - Internet Spying Short | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 231

A parody of government internet spying. Synopsis: Bell Sympatico is monitoring on your internet use and could be willing to give it over to the Federal Government. Find out how, in this Cynically Tested short. Side Note: Please Don't Sue Us Bell. Update: The Canadian Liberal Party has announced introduced the Modernization of Investigative Techniques Act (MITA) as Bill C-416, a private members bill. What does that mean? Well let's ask the inspiration for the video Michael Geist. "Last introduced by the Liberals in the fall of 2005, MITA mandates the installation of new surveillance technologies within Canadian networks along with additional legal powers to access surveillance and subscriber information. Often referred to as the "lawful access" initiative, the legislation would compel Internet service providers to install new interception capabilities as they upgrade their networks. The country's major ISPs, who provide service to the majority of Canadians, would eventually be capable of intercepting data and isolating specific subscribers. Among the most troubling aspects of Bill C-416 is a series of new powers that are not accompanied by any judicial oversight. Law enforcement authorities, including the police, CSIS agents, and even Competition Bureau authorities, will have the right to obtain ISP subscriber information simply upon request without a warrant. " For more check out Michael Geist's Article -" Liberals try to Resuscitate Big Brother plan for the Internet " From the Ottawa Citizen March 27 2007. http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/1828/159/

 The iPhone has nothing on this Phone! | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 52

Remember the days when phone's were used for talking? Neither do we! We here at Cynically Tested won't even borrow someone's phone if it doesn't at least have a video game from the 80's and a camera we can use to prove we have friends and they're willing to be stupid on camera. That's why when asked by Wonyub to make our commercial directorial debut we sold out and made this new commercial for the greatest phone you'll ever see! Steve Jobs should watch out, because the iphone has nothing on the DS331 from Wonyub! With Love, Dan and Wes

 The iPhone has nothing on this Phone! | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 52

Remember the days when phone's were used for talking? Neither do we! We here at Cynically Tested won't even borrow someone's phone if it doesn't at least have a video game from the 80's and a camera we can use to prove we have friends and they're willing to be stupid on camera. That's why when asked by Wonyub to make our commercial directorial debut we sold out and made this new commercial for the greatest phone you'll ever see! Steve Jobs should watch out, because the iphone has nothing on the DS331 from Wonyub! With Love, Dan and Wes

 Just for Hacks Gags | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 83

Happy 2007 Kids! Canadians will recognize this - you might even recognize this if you've been in airplane in the last 5 years it's a show called Just for Laughs Gags. (resist inserting your own pun of gags). Anyways for those of you who don't know, it is a god awful Candid Camera style show produced in our home country of Canada (we're sorry). There is no dialogue just awful carnie music put to some sort of unfunny prank. Because this show has the total budget of a mcdeal, they air it every chance they get on three different networks here. So enough was enough!- This is for everyone who has ever had to sit through an episode of this garbage with their family or culture challenged friends - Cynically Tested proudly presents Just for Hacks Gags! Notes from the Guys, - This was one of our first shorts we ever did about two years ago. (That's why it looks so awful... no really that's why.. sighs..). - Canadian Paparazzi: The Directors Cut was our first short film - it won the 2005 Canadian National Youth Film Fest Standing Ovation award (begins to pat self on back while other hand blows horn) - The N was the original title of the Only Channel we changed it shortly after this short. - And yes we really do hate TBS With Apathy, Dan and Wes

 Just for Hacks Gags | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 83

Happy 2007 Kids! Canadians will recognize this - you might even recognize this if you've been in airplane in the last 5 years it's a show called Just for Laughs Gags. (resist inserting your own pun of gags). Anyways for those of you who don't know, it is a god awful Candid Camera style show produced in our home country of Canada (we're sorry). There is no dialogue just awful carnie music put to some sort of unfunny prank. Because this show has the total budget of a mcdeal, they air it every chance they get on three different networks here. So enough was enough!- This is for everyone who has ever had to sit through an episode of this garbage with their family or culture challenged friends - Cynically Tested proudly presents Just for Hacks Gags! Notes from the Guys, - This was one of our first shorts we ever did about two years ago. (That's why it looks so awful... no really that's why.. sighs..). - Canadian Paparazzi: The Directors Cut was our first short film - it won the 2005 Canadian National Youth Film Fest Standing Ovation award (begins to pat self on back while other hand blows horn) - The N was the original title of the Only Channel we changed it shortly after this short. - And yes we really do hate TBS With Apathy, Dan and Wes

 Little Cynical Boy - The Anti Christmas Theme | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 168

The mp3 from the number one anti christmas classic - "Little Cynical Boy" from Cynically Tested's Christmas Special "A Very Cynical Christmas". Recently we sat down with SUNTV's Canoe Live for an interview - Wes sported his Christmas cheer by wearing an I Hate Christmas t-shirt.. so thanks to SunTV - you can watch our videos on their website at http://live.canoe.ca/Videos/Showbiz/ Merry Christmas Everyone! (we don't mean that) Wes and Dan

 Little Cynical Boy - The Anti Christmas Theme | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 168

The mp3 from the number one anti christmas classic - "Little Cynical Boy" from Cynically Tested's Christmas Special "A Very Cynical Christmas". Recently we sat down with SUNTV's Canoe Live for an interview - Wes sported his Christmas cheer by wearing an I Hate Christmas t-shirt.. so thanks to SunTV - you can watch our videos on their website at http://live.canoe.ca/Videos/Showbiz/ Merry Christmas Everyone! (we don't mean that) Wes and Dan

 A Very Cynical Christmas ft. "Little Cynical Boy" | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 284

In their first Christmas Special "A Very Cynical Christmas". Comedy group "Cynically Tested" parody the Bing Crosby/ David Bowie Christmas classic "Little Drummer Boy". Notes from the Guys: If you haven't already check us out at www.mobilejamfest.com and if you're in Canada and bored enough to care you can watch MTV Live this Thursday to catch Cynically Tested being interviewed by Dan Levy.

 A Very Cynical Christmas ft. "Little Cynical Boy" | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 284

In their first Christmas Special "A Very Cynical Christmas". Comedy group "Cynically Tested" parody the Bing Crosby/ David Bowie Christmas classic "Little Drummer Boy". Notes from the Guys: If you haven't already check us out at www.mobilejamfest.com and if you're in Canada and bored enough to care you can watch MTV Live this Thursday to catch Cynically Tested being interviewed by Dan Levy.

 Apocalypse Radio - The Morning Show | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 28

Think every morning radio show is the same? We do too. That's why we're proud to introduce Apocalypse Radio's morning men "Dougie and Krispin". They're like every other disc jockey team on the radio, except more similar. Things To Ignore - From Dan and Wes If we were the types to get proud - we'd probably feel that way about the fact we made the top three in 7 categories at MobileJamFest. If you voted to help get us into the top three - we'd like to thank you - but unfortunately you haven't done enough for us yet, but don't worry, now you can vote on the top three shorts in each category and help us to be number one! So go over and check out the finalists at www.mobilejamfest.com. and remember to vote for us. Category Horror - Hickory Dickory (Every horror trailer ever made) Mobile Phone - The Phone Phone ( A Cell Phone with Audible Text called SPEECH) Earth in Focus - Cynically Tested's Earth in Focus (A News Report of the Nuclear Holocaust) Action - Diary of a Stuntman (Upclose with a depressed Canadian Stuntman) Comedy - The Txt Show (Seriously who text messages on television shows??) Foreign Language - The Lonely Russian (No, seriously we made a movie in Russian) Stupid Stuff - Balls: The Making of Balls (We take a deeper look at the classic genre of "man getting hit in crotch") www.mobilejamfest.com Thanks, Dan and Wes

 Apocalypse Radio - The Morning Show | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 28

Think every morning radio show is the same? We do too. That's why we're proud to introduce Apocalypse Radio's morning men "Dougie and Krispin". They're like every other disc jockey team on the radio, except more similar. Things To Ignore - From Dan and Wes If we were the types to get proud - we'd probably feel that way about the fact we made the top three in 7 categories at MobileJamFest. If you voted to help get us into the top three - we'd like to thank you - but unfortunately you haven't done enough for us yet, but don't worry, now you can vote on the top three shorts in each category and help us to be number one! So go over and check out the finalists at www.mobilejamfest.com. and remember to vote for us. Category Horror - Hickory Dickory (Every horror trailer ever made) Mobile Phone - The Phone Phone ( A Cell Phone with Audible Text called SPEECH) Earth in Focus - Cynically Tested's Earth in Focus (A News Report of the Nuclear Holocaust) Action - Diary of a Stuntman (Upclose with a depressed Canadian Stuntman) Comedy - The Txt Show (Seriously who text messages on television shows??) Foreign Language - The Lonely Russian (No, seriously we made a movie in Russian) Stupid Stuff - Balls: The Making of Balls (We take a deeper look at the classic genre of "man getting hit in crotch") www.mobilejamfest.com Thanks, Dan and Wes

 Behind the You Tube - Balls! : The Making of Balls! | File Type: video/mp4 | Duration: 122

We take a closer look at the classic comedy genre "man getting hit in the balls". Quick Notes: Thanks to VH1's Best Week Ever for "Propping" this video. Check that out here http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/11/22/propped-behind-the-youtube If you like our stuff vote for us during the next two weeks at www.mobilejamfest.com - Ages 18-24 section. We're in 9 of the categories so head on over and let them know what you think. Here are the names of our entries once you get there! Category Documentary - The Ballad of Stryker Velvet (Canadian Idol Spoof) Horror - Hickory Dickory (Every horror trailer ever made) Mobile Phone - The Phone Phone ( A Cell Phone with Audible Text called SPEECH) Earth in Focus - Cynically Tested's Earth in Focus (A News Report of the Nuclear Holocaust) Action - Diary of a Stuntman (Upclose with a depressed Canadian Stuntman) Comedy - The Txt Show (Seriously who text messages on television shows??) Foreign Language - The Lonely Russian (No, seriously we made a movie in Russian) Experimental - What is? (Our take on artsy experimental nonsense) Stupid Stuff - Balls: The Making of Balls (We take a deeper look at the classic genre of "man getting hit in crotch") Thanks, Dan and Wes My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-c1f3d2239214dbf1b956bdf34a3a7ee3}

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