The death penalty should be used, and used more frequently. Who does Hillary Clinton think she is? Is there a cure to reduce cow flatulence?

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Since this is still the beginning of the holiday season, we'll make this a quasi-Thanksgiving edition, which means we'll introduce a 5-course meal. Hopefully we all enjoyed the Thanksgiving holiday better than Cindy Sheehan, and I'll explain why just before dessert. In our main entree today, we'll explain how the C-word is slowly leaving our vocabulary; for an appetizer, we'll explain the interesting dichotomy of the United States' illegal immigration program?or lack thereof; for dessert, we'll discuss the full, true meaning of "penny for your thoughts," and I'll bet you 50 cents President Bush is a gangsta. Check it out in this written and audio edition.

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If it ends in a "y," it's a great day for a podcast. What is the best way to curb the deluge of illegal immigrants? Who is John Murtha, and who does he think he is? What's the deal with an NAACP chief switching to the GOP? Michael Newdow is in the news again, and it'll make you go for broke. Check it out in this written and audio edition.

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I'm back!!! How do you explain the hypocrisy of the federal government's idea on oil profits? Why can't Democrats add, and why can't they raise money? How do you get your nicotine fix without smoking a cigarette? We answer these questions, plus include an "Absolutely Arbitrary" factoid and the "Fast Five" headlines, right here, right now, in this written and audio commentary.

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Another weekend means another use of amazing modern technology of podcasting. Are Katrina and Rita proof that global warming exists? What can the political factions do to save their faces? Who will succeed Sandra Day O'Connor as Supreme Court Justice? Are Cindy Sheehan and her supporters right in their anti-war protest? And we'll include the regulars, "Absolutely Arbitrary," and the crazy headlines, "In Case You Haven't Noticed," right here, right now, in this written and audio commentary.

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Who really deserves the blame in the aftermath of Katrina? Should we rebuild New Orleans? The words "under God" are completely constitutional. Governator Schwarzenegger explains the best way to reduce childhood obesity. And I'll explain what you can do with ketchup and why you shouldn't go to college in China.Get straight these issues, right here, right now, in this audio and written edition.

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Are Kanye West's and the Democrats' rebuttal in the wake of Hurricane Katrina valid? Are Democrats gaining momentum? Here is our regularly scheduled podcast edition. What is the best sports month in the calendar year? What is Joe Namath's new favorite bar? Get straight these issues, plus "Absolutely Arbitrary," and "In Case You Haven't Noticed," right here, right now, in this audio and written edition.

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Rather than doing the smart thing and focusing on the tragedy at hand, Democrats are outpouring their blame on the Republicans and government to have done more. Here is our regularly scheduled podcast edition. The Roaming Gnome pays a visit! I have a revolutionary tax idea that'll knock you "flat," and we'll discuss the deficit spending by consumers. Get straight these issues, "Absolutely Arbitrary," and "In Case You Haven't Noticed," right here, right now, in this audio and written edition.

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Two shows in two weeks! Here is our regularly scheduled podcast edition. Cindy Sheehan is undeserving of all of her attention. Hillary Clinton doesn't stand a chance as the 44th President. Get straight these questions, "Absolutely Arbitrary," and "In Case You Haven't Noticed," right here, right now, in this audio and written edition.

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I'm back from vacation! Here is our regularly scheduled podcast edition. Why are our kids struggling through school? Get straight this question, and a whole lot more, with me right here, right now in this audio and written edition.

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The first full audio edition of "Get It Straight" is hot off the press. Take a read (or listen) on why Rafael Palmeiro isn't deserving of the Hall of Fame; China's version of Google; and two NEW! features: "Absolutely Arbitrary" and "In Case You Haven't Noticed."

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A truncated version of the audio version coming now to a speaker near you. I only read this commentary, but stay tuned for extra features along the way. Now it's time to say adios to space exploration funding.

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