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The Half Hour Power Hour
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Chris Ryan and Rick Johnson take a weekly look at the little things that make their world go around. Movies, TV, games, bourbon and curse words o'plenty are the norm.
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The Half Hour Power Hour Episodes - | HHPH 0613097 - Getting the Band Back Together | HPHH - 06132007We're back! Spend the next 30 minutes or so getting reunited with Chris, Rick and Beth. Find out what we've been up to and also find out what that damn 'technical problem' was that we were having when trying to record. We discuss HD pr0n vs standard pr0n and why it was worth having Chris spend the last five months trying to get it to run on his Xbox360. (comparison pics coming soon) Finally we relive a little bit of our youth by discussing a favorite movie of ours called CHOMPS. We ponder aloud why on Earth Hanna/Barbera would want to have a talking, cussing dog in a kids movie. See you next week!YouTube Link | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH 0613097 - Getting the Band Back Together | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 51 - Appendix A | Happy belated Labor Day you assholes!
Enjoy this 90 minute journey into what has happened to Chris and Rick since the HHPH finale.
Random Shownotes-
Rick tricks Chris
DDR = the gayest vid-game of all time
The podcast community has gone to shit since HHPH signed off.
Vince Voyeur v. a random hot pr0n star .. is his balls really part of his dick?
Only in pr0n - Joelean has lost her instruction book ... hmm
1 handed adventure (as chosen by Rick Johnson .. don't let him fool you) www.beaverbong.com
Chris and Rick are crowned Podcasting Champs of the Universe. Thanks KAT!
FU of the Week - Flying and how the airlines have mastered nickel and diming you to death.
Outro
See you again next time we're bored. | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 51 - Appendix A | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 50 | What can we say folks .. it's been a fun year.Here you go .. Nearly 3 hours and 10 minutes of HHPH Episode 50. (which was the most I could mix down in Audition.)Thanks to everybody that sent in feedback or a message for this sum'bitch.I really don't know what to put for shownotes as I don't remember a lot of what happened after a certain point. We drank a lot sorry. So I'll wing it as best I can.The Best Intro of All Time - courtesy of Jason and Me-SajWTF is this?!? - Son of Cheese HHPHWe recount and replay some of favorite moments throughout the episode.Also we nearly poison our livers by playing everyone's favorite drinking game. DRINKOWe tell a story about perhaps the most disgusting way to contract HIV known to humankind.Only in Pr0n - The DaVinci LoadFU of the Week - Politicians .. all of themRick Johnson's 1 Handed Adv - Bigtitsroundasses.comGolden Piece of Shit - Vince McMahonChris Ryan reveals his pr0n sourceYour messages and our final farewells.It's been a lot of fun but honestly folks, we're tired of doing this week in and week out. So to all of you out there. Down the hatch without a scratch and thank you for stopping by. | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 50 | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 49 - WTF?!? A Rerun!?! (Episode 3) | Hi hi! It's rerun time this week kiddies. While we're busy prepping our 50th episode (which WILL be on 6-28) we decided to take a stroll down memory lane and replay Chris' favorite episode. HHPH #3.#50 is going to be a huge episode for us and we want to hear from all of you. If you've never called and left a message or sent an email before, now is the chance to be a part of the biggest show in the history of our sport... err show.halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com or 1-206-600-4474Legion of Doom v The Wild Turkeys
Intro
Rick Johnson is about to be a papa.
GI Joe says Just say NO to Internet Porn
Transformers: The Movie
Micro Machines Guy replaced by technology
Chris Ryan v. Michael Winslow (the sound effects guy from Police Academy)
Japanese Cartoons all look the same
Pikachu says FU!
FU of the week: Mother Nature aka the Pokie killer
One handed adventure: OTBM.com
Outro | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 49 - WTF?!? A Rerun!?! (Episode 3) | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 48 - MCP vs HHPH vs Curry and Co | This is it! The showdown that you've demanded is finally here .. the final battle between the MCP and the HHPH crew. The MCP's power has grown out of control and Rick and Chris realize that if they don't stop it now, that not only their show, but perhaps the entire damned universe as well, is doomed. Knowing the stakes in this conflict, the two make a surprise call to an old adversary who agrees to lend a hand in taking down the Master Control Program.Oh yeah .. we also talk about X-Men part 3 and take some crap from our friend Kat. | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 48 - MCP vs HHPH vs Curry and Co | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 46 - It's Intervention Time Kiddies | Wow! I bet you're wondering how we survived last week's exciting cliffhanger ending. We can't explain it, but hey, the MCP is gone so it's all good.This week we take a look at the rediculous fuss that the christian/catholic zealots are making over that DaVinci Code film and Chris samples a local TV news story that claims his XBox360 is going to get him molested, leading to an impromptu FU of the week.We've also noticed a disturbing trend among podcasters, it seems that every podcaster has a myspace page, one of those stupid frappr maps, a 206 number that no one calls (HINT MF'ING HINT) or we're all begging for podcast alley votes and I suppose that's cool, but when Adam Curry or the kids at the Podcast Pickle start talking about this 'game' called Second Life, we decided that something needs to be said. .. It's intervention time kiddies. Enjoy the show! | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 46 - It's Intervention Time Kiddies | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 45 - Only in Tr0n | HHPH Season Two Has Begun!Thanks to the fine folks at ENCOM, Chris and Rick now possess the ultimate in podcasting computer power. In an effort to re-energize the show, Rick and Chris take a break from the usual show format of pr0n, pr0n, whiskey, and pr0n. They discuss Nintendo giving their new video game console the most retarded name ever, Napster giving everyone with a clue free music and Chris shares a story about how he nearly opened his brother John's po.........TUNE IN TO HHPH EPISODE 45 FOR ALL THE USUAL HIJINKS THAT YOU ALL HAVE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE........END OF LINE | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 45 - Only in Tr0n | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 44 - Farewell to a Friend | Damn it feels good to be posting one of these again.ShownotesIntro - How do we do this again?Sure it was World of Warcraft and Half-Life 2 that killed your old computer..FU of the Week - Gatorade and SoccerOne Handed Adventure - Bangbus - the granddaddy of them allOnly in Pr0n - Elle Devine must've lost her door to door BJ survey job, because here she is 'interviewing' for a new one. Chris and Rick then proceed to show why they don't work in HR.The Death of Cerebro - Chris finally talks Rick into telling the origin of 'shut up you asshole.' But before we can get started 'something strange' happened.Outro and messages - Rick and Chris show their love for Kat.HHPH Season Two Begins Next Week! | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 44 - Farewell to a Friend | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 42 - We visit the XXX Church? | ShownotesPete the Porno Puppet?Intro - Stick it in your ear? How about up your ass?Chris and Rick stumble upon a goldmine of material known as the XXX Church, an anti-pr0n website. We MST3K their intro video and discover they have a podcast .. to be continued on HHPH43.1 Handed Adventure - welivetogether dot comFU of the Week - Netflix and their 'throttling' of user accounts.Only in Pr0n - Back to NatureOutro - We reveal our taping secrets and announce our Top 10 HHPH moments countdown. Next week we'll start counting down our 10 favorite show moments, leading into our 1 year birthday show - Ep. 52.halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com1-206-600-HHPH (4474)See you next week! | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 42 - We visit the XXX Church? | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 41 - Less Conflict - More Boobs | Shownotes
DST Hits Indiana .. is this the new Y2K for Hilljack Hoosiers?
Intro
A quick recount of our mega midwest podcast meetup.
Rick Johnson's near mugging at the hands of John from the He Said She Said Podcast
1 Handed Adventure - dailyniner dot com
FU of the Week - Blockbuster Video
Only in Pr0n - Lori Michaels, Vince Voyeur and a horrible Bugle Boy commercial parody
Outro and messages
1-206-600-HHPH
halfhourpowerhour at gmail.com
Links to the other cool kids that we met with
The Wonderful World of Danny
Nobodies
He Said She Said
Apologies about the Pickle Party .. please take that up with my pos 'puter.
Big announcement still to come. | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 41 - Less Conflict - More Boobs | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode40 - Back to Normal | shownotes
Intro - Thanks to all the pervs that downloaded the sex tape edition. Maybe we should rename?
Only in Pr0n - WTF is Gauge rambling about?!!
Chris Ryan - pr0n snob
FU of the Week - 24 the Game
Contest!! OMFG!! Listen here and then be part of the Podcast Pickle party March 25th
1 Handed Adv - 2 for the price of 1 this week - cheerleaderauditions dot com and hypnotrick dot com
Outro and contact info - halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com or 1-206-600-4474 | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode40 - Back to Normal | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode38 - Previously On 24 the Game | shownotes
Intro
Special thanks to Kelli and Jason at the Nobodies podcast for the tequila!
24 the Game - the review (you might be surprised what we say)
The Hell Express - Chris thinks that retarded basketball player shouldn't have been in the game.
FU of the Week - TV Shows like LOST that air 1 new episode then 3 repeats then 1 new one etc.
1 Handed Adventure - Spacegirls dot us
Only in Pr0n - What the hell movie did this couple go to see and where is it playing?
We reveal the final list of nominees for the Phappy awards. Thanks Rom!
Kat offers her take on the Chris v Beth tivo battles
The Podcast Pickle party we mention is now moved to the 25th of March. Big announcement regarding the show still forthcoming. | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode38 - Previously On 24 the Game | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 37 - The Sex Tape Edition | Shownotes
This episode was recorded immediately after #36 was taped and so Chris and Rick are hammered, courtesy Wild Turkey Rare Breed
Intro - The Hell Express Rides Again
Scott Stapp and Kid Rock made a sex tape
Chris v Rick (again) over whether Gene Simmons pulls in the poon solely because of his celebrity, or if his tongue has anything to do with it
An OC woman nearly gets six men convicted of rape, that is until one of them produces a sex tape of the incident proving that she was into the whole thing.
Only in Pr0n - Cassie from Shut Up and Blow Me
FU of the Week - The Overnightscape
1 Handed Adv - onionbooty dot com
Outro - The nominees for best movie and best podcast at the 1st HHPH awards are announced | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 37 - The Sex Tape Edition | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 36 - Wild Turkey Strikes Back! | Shownotes
Intro
What if He-Man and She-Ra switched swords?
Sailor Jerry in the HHPH studio!
I'm sorry you shot me.
A Florida gym teacher bribes his little bastard students. This guy reminds us of our 8th grade gym teacher who taught us .... pro wrestling.
Special 1 Handed Adventure and Only in Pr0n crossover - mysistershotfriend dot com
FU of the Week - RIAA
Chris gets one over on Rick as Wild Turkey makes it's HHPH return.
Coming March 15th
The first ever HHPH awards .. if the Oscars, Globes, Grammys, and Hee-Haw awards all get their turn, why can't we? We need a name for our trophy. halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 36 - Wild Turkey Strikes Back! | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode26 - 2005 in Review part 1 | shownotes
Hola folks! We decided to wrap up the year with a two-part look back at some of the events that took part in '05.
We assembled a crack writing staff of Rick, Chris and Google.com and rambled on and on about the highlights, lowlights and deaths that happened this year. We probably missed a bunch of things here and there but hey, we aren't CNN. Pres. Bush, Johnny Carson, Martha Stewart, Pat O'Brien, Johnnie Cochran, the New England Patriots and of course, Blockbuster Video (and more) all get their turn in the HHPH spotlight this episode.
See you next week with part 2 and our FU of the Year. | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode26 - 2005 in Review part 1 | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH Episode23 - A Rock N Roll Thanksgiving | Shownotes
Gay stuff as usual..
Intro
Gene Simmons sued by a 53 year old who.. err .. ex-groupie
Guitar Hero Duel
Chris Ryan v Rick Johnson
Rick is playing 'guitar hero' on the PS2 and Chris is on his Ibanez Iceman
HHPH Hall of Fame/Shame - Ford Fairlane and Everquest
The moment is finally here. Beth Buchanan joins us in studio this week as we open the 'mystery box'
This leads us to an impromptu Thanksgiving 'dinner'
FU of the week - Beth Buchanan
Outro
Have a happy Thanksgiving folks. We'll have a 'worst of' episode up next week.
We'll be back with a new episode on 12-07-05 | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH Episode23 - A Rock N Roll Thanksgiving | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH - Episode22 - Sweeps! | wtf Libsyn?!? Sorry for the delay all .. having upload/RSS problems with the provider.
Shownotes
Intro
Network Sweeps and their lame ass gimmicks
Morton Downey, Jr
FU of the week - Patriots Coach Bill Belichick
One Handed Adventure - BorderBangers
Only in Pr0n - Getting Lucky (1983)
Outro - What's in the box?
Hit up our myspace page - www.myspace.com/halfhourpowerhour
Coming next week - Guitar wars - Rick v Chris! | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH - Episode22 - Sweeps! | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 19 - Halloween Spectacular! | 50% more FREE this week!
Shownotes:
A Night at the Haunted Brothel
Intro - HAHA Cardinals!
No 1 handed adventure or only in pr0n this week as decreed by our S&P dept
We take a look back at some of our favorite scary/monster movies, such as Phantasm, Dracula, Transylvania 6-5000, Hellraiser and Candyman
Shut Up You Asshole...
FU of the week:
1. People who give out crappy halloween candy
2. Crappy Halloween candy
3. Little bastards who don't say 'trick or treat'
There's still a few days left if you need to get a costume
Chris and Rick rock out in Austin TX
Outro - Bad Celeb email of the week - Beetlejuice | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 19 - Halloween Spectacular! | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode18 - | shownotes
Intro - Chisox v Cards/Astro World Series = hell for a Cubs fan
iPod video = It's pr0ntime!
HHPH vidcast?! Only if we can have our own strippers
FU of the week - Tabloid TV shows
1 handed adventure - collegefuckfest
Chris Ryan's Only In Pr0n - For Your Thighs Only
Bad Celeb email beg - Beavis and Butthead
Outro - Halloween episode next week! | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode18 - | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode15 | Intro
Halloween is a month away! Rick and Chris went on separate scouting trips to check out this years hottest halloween costumes. Chris discovers retro reshop costumes while Rick unsheathes a greater discovery at Spencer's Gifts.
FU of the Week - Cranky old people. Beth Buchanan gets revenge on Chris and Rick by making them drink a bottle of ??????? that she brought back from the bourbon festival.
1 Handed Adventure - motherdaughterfuck
Chris Ryan's Only In Pr0n. Amber Aroused - CLASSIC porno dialogue from the 80's
Outro and bad celebrity email beg of the week. | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode15 | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode 14 | Shownotes
A hint for your ass
Intro
Nintendo has gone nucking futs
If the fed handed you 2k for hurricane relief, where would you go first? That's right, the titty bars.
The Undertaker vs Chris Ryan
Wild Turkey owns Beth Buchanan
1 Handed Adventure - myfirstsexteacher
The A.C.
Chris Ryan's Only In Pr0n - Dee needs help lighting the barbecue.
There's a party at PodcastPickle.com on Oct 1 BE THERE!
Outro and bad celebrity email beg of the week - Presidents Bush and Clinton
www.mylifebytes.com promo | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode 14 | Play in Popup.
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| HHPH-Episode07 - WTF is this on my TV?!? | Shownotes
Intro
Infomercials - The Riddler
Who are these twin midgets and why do they want to help me get rich?
Ron Jeremy wants to help you out down there
Missy Elliot's new video gives Chris a nightmare
FU of the Week - The Punisher
1 Handed Adventure - Jessica Simpson's boots are made for knockin
Willie Nelson's 89 year old pecker is sad
Stupid ass Chris loses a porno tape at his Mom's house
Rick avoids a similar disaster
Hmm a blank tape? I hope there's pr0n on it
Outro | Get at Short URL | Download HHPH-Episode07 - WTF is this on my TV?!? | Play in Popup.
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| The Half Hour Power Hour : HHPH-Episode01.mp3 | Here it is! The debut of the Half Hour Power Hour.
Shownotes
Chris Ryan vs. Shannel (the butane girl)
Theme Song - Introduction
Effew of the week : Blockbuster Video "no late fees"
- join the anti BB crusade
24 recap
- Salute to Habib Marwan
Videogames and cursing
- Games that caused us to swear the most
- Contra (NES)
- Gran Turismo 2 (PSX)
- John Madden Football (all)
- fight with Beth over punting on 4th down
Wild Turkey Shot
- weekly shot of adult beverage to close the show
- toast to our effew of the week
Show Wrap-up
- www.nateanddi.com
- www.fyr.com
Outro - Theme Song
I hope you enjoy our first effort. As we're "finding our voice" we want your feedback. Email us at halfhourpowerhour@gmail.com or vmail at 1-206-600-HHPH. | Get at Short URL | Download The Half Hour Power Hour : HHPH-Episode01.mp3 | Play in Popup.
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