Download, double-click, dropout.

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Don't know why but I remembered that we hadn't played this game in a while.

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Farewell, trusted friend.

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I said, "NO!"

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This is the last TVS for several weeks (holidays and Macworld). Maybe I'll even shake this cold. Then we are back on track. Maybe I'll even keep the episode numbers sraight... NAH! This week, more Japanese game shows, music and free Tupperware! Plus Podsafe Music, Elfin' Dennis and the Yule Log. And there's my partial retelling of a three day stay in the Gray Food Hotel. Happy Holidays to Boxheads. And if you don't watch the show ... well ... screw you!

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Sorry the show is late. I spent a couple of days in hospital. So, better late than never.

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The older that I become, the more I find Xmas intolerable. Now, I'm no Socrates but it seems to me to be fairly unlikely that a species that has a majority of VCRs flashing '12:00,' is not a likely candidate to figure out how everything began. But that's just me. Fortunately for us, merchants have figured out what Xmas is all about and how we should celebrate the day. Shopping. Yes, just like Macaholics, tens of thousands wander zombie-like to the doors of WalMart's and other countless emporiums at hours only owls usually see. There they stand in lines, nay, mobs, for hours just to be the first ones to get their mitts on lead-laced do-dads from China and two-for-one sales on family sized bags of Doritos. Oh, Happy Day! Enough of that, let us speak of this week's show. I haven't a clue as to what it is about. Which is quite suspect, seeing as I created it and so on. I'll pay more attention next time.

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By now, you're all too familiar with that sound. It's either your stomach about to erupt from consuming enough turkey to feed an eastern European family for two weeks. Or it's the sound loop playing over and over in your head as the b@#tard in Ford Taurus steals your parking space at the local Shop 'Til U Drop. Either way, it ain't going away anytime soon. This week's show is a whopper. Literally, it starts with ground beef and you can work it out from there. We have Sport and The Human Condition. Then we have Sport and Eddie Izzard. We round things out with Dennis Sellars and his mustache who are no sports at all and some holiday music from the Alice Project. As for me, I talk, I occasionally grin but mostly keep to myself. And, of course, Henry the Horse dances the waltz.

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I grew another year older this past week. They're right when they say that 52 is the new 51. Gawd, my back hurts. This week's show is a whopper in size. 400+ MB. I had encoded it to work with Apple TV. It caused problemsnso I returned to the iPod file size. For those of you who watch 'House,' I have a segment from his earlier work as half of the comedy duo Fry & Laurie. We have a music video from Devlin Murray. News and things that I'm thankful for. This week's special co-host is Chad Everret. See you in the pictures.

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I've been using Macs for twenty some odd (some even) years. Stuck through them through the lean years and never stopped believing in "Hoist the Jolly Roger." But I'm wondering now if a little bit of Microsoft think isn't creeping in. And a lot of it is our fault. The iPhone wasn't completely ready, but we forced a date (we being Macaholics and the rumor mill). Leopard, when released, seemed like an Alpha and the update, 10.5.1, has brought it up to Beta status. But Steve shares some of the blame. He couldn't be bullied by Gates, Scully, et al. But mess with the faithful... I only bring this up because it made this week's show a living Hell to produce. Should I have put it onto a mission critical machine? No. But past experience showed that the earlier X releases were quite stable. In fact, I used the Beta of the line quite successfully. I think that we all need a reality check. Fans - no more forcing release dates. And Steve - just take the time that you need to get it right. Now, on with the show. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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First things first. Dennis is back this week. Whatever was going on with the .Mac servers has been repaired and I now have this week's segment. They had voting in The Land of the Wheeze this past Tuesday. The results left me dumbfounded as I found a majority of Jerseyites to be dumb. Why? Watch the show. I realized I'm old this week because I think Mrs. Cleaver was hot. And don't get me started on Betty vs, Wilma! This week includes the same the same cast of drifters and ne'er-do-wells (I finally got that phrase into a conversation. Huzzah!). So kick back, set the Barclay Lounger to stun and prepare to have your brain deflated for twenty minutes.

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Palindromes. I just love palindromes. Numerical, alphabetical. Doesn't matter, I love palindromes. And patterns, like when a digital clock says 12:34. Easily amused, that's me. There, I've told you something about me. Now you tell me something about you. Halloween y Dia de los Muertes has come and gone and I'm stuck with about 30 bite size Snicker bars in my freezer. What shall I do, what shall I do? This week, my holiday boxheads, we have stuph. Yup, plenty o' stuph. And Dennis, internet permitting. Plus, we have a winner in our Listz contest. Mr. Klaus Lovgreen from who knows where. Enjoy. Well have to go and try to download Dennis again. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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Video Sandbox 83: Gotta go... I almost forgot Leopard. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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Video Sandbox 82: Aaaaaaaaaaah! So, there we were, me and Davy Crockett, our backs to the river, as all the Indians in the entire Sioux Nation rode down upon us.Well, what could we do, staring down the jaws of death? So, we broke open a couple bottles of Merlot and several bags of Doritos and had a bash. One of the elders, White Keys, was very good at the piano and entertained us endlessly with songs that had yet to be written, such as Salty Dog and several Celine Dion ballads. By nights end, we had convinced them that we meant them no harm., Gawd, but we were bastards, On this week's Sandbox we have uber-PingPong, an unlikely hero, Dennis and me getting implants to bring up my man bobs to a C cup. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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The last time I wrote one f these puff pieces, a few they were incensed. Angry, as well. Seems my information was off. If you any of you watch or read anything to do with the Sandbox and believe it to be real, immediately get out the packing materials and send the computer back. The only thing that is newsworthy about this vidcast is that Dennis let's me do it at all. This week, we have a bit of sport. In particular, the Japanese Tablecloth Puling Championships. Actually, after you get past the "What?" factor, it does hold your attention. But, then again, so does Britney Spears' hair. We have messages from the forum and email this week. As well as myself, Dennis and a human bowling bowl. Don't be late. A splendid time is guaranteed for all. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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Sorry for the corrupted file. See if this one works.

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When I started the Video Sandbox, the general idea was to present a forum for you and your videos. Serious, funny, rants, whatever. It's evolved into mainly me beating up on pop culture. I really would like to get back to some of the original concept. As an example, the closing song each week is culled from the Podcast Music Network. Do you have any compositions? Send me an URL where I can download them and put you on the Sandbox. This week's show consists of twenty minutes of material stuffed into 25 minutes. How that works, I don't know. But there you have it. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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First, there was Britney. Second, there was OJ. Things always happen in threes. Who's next to create a scandal? Oh, wait a minute. There was Senator Craig. Thank goodness, for a second there I was worried about Betty White! On this week's show, we have The Human Condition, Dennis, me, Angelina Jolie, music from the Podsafe Music Network and Groucho. And an explosion. Then nothing. Homework: â write a review on iTunes â write anything in the forums â get on the frappr map â burn your Britney Spears memorabilia

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We're still doing recuperating and that'll carry over into next week. Will it have been worth it? We'll find out on September 27th. Fall is in the air. Leaves are changing color. And my nipples... On this week's show, we have the passing of a musical legend, The Human Condition, a dog and cat, Five Frame Recipe, Dennis, me, music from the Podsafe Music Network and Groucho. And a bit of filler. Remember, write a review on iTunes. Israel did. And he will enjoy prosperity and good luck in the coming year. I read that on a napkin at a Chinese buffet.

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Had to go to the hospital this past Thursday for a quick, yet painful, outpatient procedure. Praise be for anestesics. How far we have come from the simple rock and rather large mallet. Science, eh? The Sandbox is once again dump-able to your iPod or any place that you should choose to dump it. On this week's show, we have me, The Human Condition, Hugh Laurie, me, Dennis, me, music from the Podsafe Music Network and Groucho. Basically, last week's show. Only different. Remember, write a review on iTunes. You wouldn't want Santa Clause to think that you were naughty? Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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Well, it's finally arrived - the weekend before the weekend after the Labor Day weekend. Time to pack away the Speedos and sun block. For those of you accustomed to dumping The Sandbox directly to your iPods, you can't this week. See, something is wrong with the file and will only let me make movies. (Actually, I screwed up but Im not gonna own up to it.) Next week, we should return to the norm. On this week's show, we have puppets. Five of them to be exact. Then there's me, The Human Condition, UPS, me, Dennis, me, music from the Podsafe Music Network and Groucho. Oh and a box of Moon Pies. Remember, write a review on iTunes, please. Pretty please. I'll be your buddy. Or I'll stay as far away as possible. Whichever you want. I leave you with the immortal words of Albert Einstein - "OW! D*MN SOFA!"

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Summer is nearly at an end. Finally. I love hot, brewed tea, but not in the summer. Can't wait for winter. In fact, in lieu of global warming, I propose that we toss Spring and Fall. They're of little use anyway. Mainly mega-sales days and such. Think of the money one could save. Might even be able to entertain the idea of health insurance. This week's Sandbox is everywhere. South Park rip offs, news ripoffs, rips and offs. I hadn't a clue for a thread. And I couldn't be buggered. I'd like to take this opportunity to wish Karl Rove farewell. I wish him the best of luck in future endeavors. French Fry cookers can be extremely dangerous if not operated properly. But then again, Karl knows a bit about scorch and burn. Download, double click, drop out. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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Imagine all the people living life in peace. Well, I don't know if I can once Karl Rove is set loose at the end of August. But you know Karl's a bad penny and he'll turn up as soon the RNC's crowns their entrant. 'Twas the week we took a step closer to remastered Beatles' catalogue with the release of the Lennon catalogue. So iTunes has the McCartney back catalogue, some of Ringo's catalogue and now, Lennon's. I'm betting Harrison's released in September and, the crown jewel, a Fab Four iPod released the first weekend of November. I know last week's show was an enormous file. I encoded it with QT7, instead of iMovie HD (don't get me started on iMovie '08). Was at any better on TV? Let me know using the feedback email in Contacts. This week is an abbreviated episode as last week's took up so much storage space. Next week will be back to normal. And, of course, I use the word loosely. Download, double click, drop out. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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Sleepy. I am very sleepy. Been a busy week. I've been sued and to two different mechanics. Now I can't keep my eyes open. Just as well, I've seen this week's episode at least a half a dozen times. A musical tribute to our Presidents (take your pick), The Human Condition in living high fidelity. scraps, Dennis and a neat music video that I stumbled across. But my toes are on the mend. Barry Bonds broke the home run record this week. To celebrate, he bought a box of multicolor clear. Go Yankees! Red Sox - you can run but you cannot hide. Resistance is futile. No. It really is. Did you see the Simpsons' Movie? It was like a Simpsons' episode on Bonds' Juice. The pop culture references came fast and furious. I'm gonna have to buy the DVD, the references were so layered. Sometimes three or four simultaneously. I'm so tired. My mind is on the blink. I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink. No, no, no. Download, double-click, dropout. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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This Week with David Brinkley, we bring you all the news I could twist or add lies to. And the regular potpourri: The Human Condition, George W., a music video and a substitute segment while Dennis is sharing duties with Lindsay Lohan in rehab. He should be back next week. Unless of course, he has a relapse. Then all bets are void. I hope your summer is fine. We're experiencing heat wave after heat wave, with no rain in sight. Although they are calling for snow next week. Download, double-click, dropout. Check The Sandbox out and subscribe via iTunes, Miro or FireAnt Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rssÂâOnline:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxâOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxâTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:âhttp://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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As I look across my desk, I notice that I can't see my desk. I know which piles contain the bills. I think. I hope. Who broke into my house and did this? Why did I have to break into my own house? I left my keys on my desk. I think. I hope. This week, the news, The Human Condition, random acts of synapse firing, Dennis and music. Plus something to look forward to after Leopard. You thought The Simpson's Movie was something special? You'll be ecstatic. I think. I hope.

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Another weekend, another show. I'm not exactly sure what this one is about as I've been lightheaded all week. Alright...all my life. I do recall a movie trailer, The Human Condition, some email, Dennis' broken hand, music and a superstar. None of which have a solitary thing to do with each other. I'm trying to cut back on the number of podcasts that I subscribe to. But I only replace them with TV shows that I subscribe to. (I'll be d*mned if Comcast is going to squeeze one more penny out ofme!) So I watch, listen and steal ideas. So much for originality. Don't forget to vote on Podcast Alley, write a review in iTunes and please, I beg of you, use the forum. All is does is collect spam. Oh, and be kind to your mother.

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Well, I had hoped to get a few days kip over the Fourth, but daughter had an operation that gave me a scare, plus my power chair and disability van keeps breaking the more they fix it Still, it took a day or two to get back into the routine. Then I gave birth to this. We start with a parody of Ocean's Eleven, to a rather unappetizing Human Condition topped with a sprinkling of various absurdities, then topped off with Dennis and a video from an up-and-coming Aussie band. So kickback, open up your bandwidth and enjoy!

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Watch an incredibly rich musical icon prepare the most basic of side dishes. Bon Apetit!

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My G4 finally gave up the ghost, so I have to rewire everything. And seeing all everyone's gonna do next week is eat and talk about the iPhone, I'm taking a few days off. So, there'll be no Sandbox. But I will have in place a cooking show for you next week. So, have a great week and I'll see you in Friday, July 13th. Oh, that can't be good.

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I don't remember, I don't recall. I have no memory of anything at all. Was that Peter Gabriel or Alberto Gonzalez? Personally, I'm leaning toward Gonzalez. This week, Burt Reynolds drops in to bring us up to speed. And Lindsay Lohen brings us up to Ecstacy. Plus there's The Human Condition which deals with persistence. ShoutThing has a new edition - viewer email! Finishing up with Dennis and Podsafe music. And, of course, random videos. So download, double click, drop out.

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The WWDC has come and gone. Developers are mixed in their feelings. You can write apps for the iPhone, but they have to run on Web 2.0. Consumers were disappointed because nothing shiny was released. In a frenzy, consumers tipped over Phil Schiller and set him ablaze. Geez, I wonder why no shiny things? Could it be that it was a conference for DEVELOPERS!?! They want under the hood announcements, not shiny toys! Consumer releases are saved for Macworlds and Apple Special Events. So, if you're bemoaning the lack of hardware announcements, stop whining will ya, I'm trying to get a bit of kip! All this begs the question - Why are most people looking for more powerful machines? The average Bill Gates has more power in an entry level MacBook than they'll ever use. Just how fast do you need TextEdit to open a new window? Only pros who work in fields like media, engineering, science, etc., have the need for more speed. So, give it a rest. The iPhone is almost here and as good as sold out. Macworld Paris is coming up soon. They'll probably have some new goodies in the toy chest there. If you're good little geeks. End of rant. This week's Sandbox is free and roughly 21 minutes long. It's green in color and is citrus scented. Highlights feature me playing one-on-one with LeBron James, communicating with the deceased wife of former President Howard Taft from the grating beyond and giving you step by step instructions on how to create an origami likeness of Phil Schiller. There's also The Human Condition, a piece by Will Farrel (can't be bad), Dennis' Op-Ed and more music from the Podsafe Music Network. And if you're really good, free coupons for Cascade Laundry Detergent. YOWZA!

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What an emotional roller coaster of a week. First, Paris Hilton goes to "jail" several days early. Then she is released to fulfill her sentence under "house arrest." Have you ever seen her house? It was Randy Newman who wrote the song it's "Money That Matters." Somehow you know that they're going to break ground on the Lindsay Lohan Wing of the prison within two months. Am I angry? No. I'm bitter. I want to be that rich and spoiled. Maybe next time. This week, in The Sandbox, we gloss over the headlines, there's The Human Condition, Dennis' Op-Edd, a Jill Sobule video and the usual handful of non sequiturs. And get this - IT'S FREE!

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Woody Allen was going to call one of his film's this but changed his mind. Not me. I have no mind. Ergo, no change. Just been one of those weeks. But nothing stands in the way of our Video Sandbox, my loyal Boxheads. And this week is no different. Except it's not last week. Or the week before. But, I digress. This week we have The Human Condition, several DCLugi pieces, Dennis' Op-Edd and Bob Saget. We're also giving you nothing. No prezies, no toys, no gifts. No luxury yachts, no lifetime supply of Fig Newtons. Just twenty minutes of your life sucked into the great abyss. Have a nice day.

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What does the title refer to? Nothing. I heard someone say it on a television show I was watching one night. I heard it and immediately thought that it would make an excellent title. This weekend starts the financial launch of summer. The groundhog came out from his borough, saw a crisp Jefferson and decided that there was money to be made. For those of you not near water, you'll probably die. For those of you near water, you'll probably contract the West Nile Virus. Either way, it's a splendid time for all. Please take some time between hot dogs to remember what this holiday is all about. Those who gave their lives. Those who are giving their lives. Whether you agree with the conflict or not, they're a group to be proud of. Now, put the Video Sandbox on you iPod and hit the road. But not the car in front of you.

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You were warned. You can't say you weren't alerted to the danger. I believe that it is important for everyone to take responsibility for the actions. Enjoy.

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Apple, Inc. has been embroiled in the environmental argument for a couple of months now. So, to state their position, Uncle Steve fired off an open letter, The Green Apple. But even though it contained Apple's stance on all this, I found an irony in the articles title. What major record label did Uncle Steve strike a DRM-free agreement with? EMI. And what does EMI control? Beatles' recording. What color is Apple Records' logo? Green. Now, I just read in Macworld UK, that Macca has announced that his soon to be released album will be available on the internet. So, is the title a little inside joke for Steve himself? A riddle for us? Well, absolutely none of this is discussed in this week's episode. I never thought that I'd write these words but there's a lengthy piece courtesy of FOX News. After you watch it, look me in the eyes and tell me 'News' shouldn't be dropped from it's title. We narrow down the location of the Gates to Hell and commence searching, we review another piece of the first anniversary show SWAG and, of course, there's the ever radiant Dennis. I've been busy sneezing as the pollen count has been cubed and there's no rain in sight. And I wish someone would use a heavy grit sandpaper on my eyes. So download the show, enjoy yourself and feel free to send me money.

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This is the day that we celebrate the day before Cinco de Mayo There are advantages. One is shorter lines to get a drink. Parking is a breeze. Not as many people bumping into you and spilling your drink. This week we have, per habit, The Human Condition and Op-Edd with the ever lovely Dennis Sellers. A big extra this week's treat is Leonard Maltin opines on the latest effort of Blaine Fontaine, unheralded filmmaker who is like Salvador Dali with e coli. There's no music this week as the Podcast Music Network is upgrading its servers. And I'm sticking with that story. But, HEY!...There's dance! Also, as a public service, I publish all the names in the DC Madam's diary. This way you can double check whether or not your alibi is tight. OK, Leo? People are slowly migrating to the forum. Remember to visit the show's site. I've paid for it so visit it.

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Sorry, but I've got nothing. Vapor. Just got in the door from being out of town all day. I've been at a convention and driving about four hours in the rain. I'm fried. I vaguely recall that it was a very good show. I remember thinking that, yes, yes, I would go out and buy a 40" iMac just to see this particular show. Idon't recall the price being to steep in this situation. There's a beginning, a middle and I believe an end. Oh yes...Dennis, too. And don't hold me to it, but I think Justin Timberlake drops by to show is collection of gold encrusted iPods. Or was my neighbor delivering a bundt cake? I don't remember, I don't recall. I have no memory of anything at all. Just watch the show, get on the Frappr, use the new forum and vote on Podcast Alley. Or you could save yourself the trouble and just send money.

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"I wandered lonely as a clod." - Walt Whitman-Sampler, 1893 Hope those of you on the East coast are drying out. NYC had 8" of rain! That's the equivalent of 735 feet of snow! This week, as part of her rehab, Britney Spears was assigned to watch over the Bush girls. Moe, Larry and Baldy. I think that Britney would make a good Bush. Anywho, this week's show is free. No charge whatsoever. BUT ... that doesn't mean we slacked off on content. No, siree. We have a truly amazing Human Condition, Steve Jobs, George Bush, The Penguin, Dennis and his Op-Edd, and everybody's favorite - DRUNKEN MONKEYS!!! Can't be bad. PLUS, the forums are now working, so you can let your demented little hearts race. But I confess, the heavy lifting was done by Lord Don. But more about him later. Even more about him next week. So play in the Sandbox as much and as often as you like. Just keep your dog out of there.

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The forum is killing me. I appreciate that you're trying to get in there to post. I'm fried. So, I have someone who's versed in this app. I could also use any viewer's help in updating our widget. Apple has moved on so we need to update. This week, Regis Philbin drops in and we end the show this week with a great music video. The show ran a little long again. About four hours long. Sorry. The civil war in Iraq ended this week, when the Shiites were the first to finish the honorary Soduko. Now peace guides our planet and love rules the stars. Now I can return to building a 1/24th scale replica of the Pope. I hope that I have enough toothpicks. A little piece of trivia. Did our Minnesotan viewers know that the Pope is a cheesehead? Well...it could happen.

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I'm going out of my mind trying to renovate the Sandbox site. First, you'l notice the blog is gone. After months and months, I received only ONE comment and I have nothing important to say, so it's gone. I'm now trying to intiate a forum for all of you to meet. But the support system is a wiki (say no more) and there's a lot of little Napoleans in the forums. I think that I have finally found someone very helpful. So, if you can't get in the Sandbox Sandbox, give me some time. Hopefully sometime next week all will be well. As for the show, we have lots of flotsam around the usual anchors. The Human Condition, Op-Edd and podsafe music. I also give you a big warning about the Easter Bunny. Never judge a rabbit by its cover, as Grandpa said. He was really old.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Video Sandbox. Today we have our third installment in conversational German - At the Restaurant. First you ask your waitress, 'Was empfehlen Sie?' - What do you recommend? The waitress will most likely respond, "Wir haben viele kÃstliche Arten Wurst.' - We have many delicious kinds of sausage. You respond, 'Sie sind sehr schÃn.' - You are very beautiful, followed quickly with ,'Haben Sie irgendwelche Schwestern?' - Have you any sisters? But I'm getting ahead of myself. Also on the Sandbox, we will learn how to build a fire from just two sticks, some dried leaves and a Ronson lighter; we'll play 'To Catch a Thief' on TinytownTV; we have a visit from Terry, the plant psychic; and Dennis plays 'I've Got a Secret.' What secret? Watch and you shall learn. Plus you'll piddle away thirty minutes.

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Well, knock wood, the equipment is working. Of course, I was going to start editing the show in Final Cut Express HD this week, but then Apple releases a missive saying that Final Cut Express HD 3.0 won't function properly under 10.4.9. (BTW, did you notice that 10+4+9=23. Jim Carrey, are you listening?) I wanted to get to more things than there was time. But we still have 'The Human Condition', DCLugi's take on singer-songwriters and Tinytown.TV presents 'Hockey Night in Italy.' Dennis is here with 'Op-Edd,' I'm grumpy and we rap it all up with podsafe music. So, I guess that I have to upgrade to Final Cut Express HD 3.5. Or should I wait to see what changes Leopard brings? Or should I get a Linux -centric Dell?

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Video Sandbox 51: I need the technology For whatever reason, either the G$ or iMovie or my DV camera is messing up. But, I managed to crank a show out. We go over the Anniversary contest. We announce the winners and the answer to the big question. We also sit down with Britney Spears while she gets up and leaves. And don't forget, this weekend is St Patrick's Day. So, fall forward.

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I promise no stunts, no jokes (were there supposed to be jokes?).This time I name the prizes and give you the all important question. Honestly. This was a lot of work pulling together, so hopefully the question I picked is worthy of the challenge. Best of luck. Oh, oh, oh! There's a show, as well. A road trip around Liverpool from Don McAllister, a new announcer for 'The Human Condition,' Dennis after drinking the Kool Aid and Ann Coulter as 'The Beaver.' Strike that last one. Check it out and subscribe via iTunes: http://snipurl.com/videosandboxitunes Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss Video Sandblog: http://phranky.libsyn.com Online:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandbox Or YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandbox Take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley: http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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A new version number? What's changed?Nothing. Nada. Zip.It's just now that we have one year under our belt and everybody's referring to the web as 2.0, I thought that I would shamelessly on the bandwagon.This is our first anniversary show, definitely. Rehab is coming along fine so I feel secure in making that statement. Actually, I'm at the same place Martha Stewart stayed at. It's the only facility of its sort where they turn down your bed and leave a mint on your pillow each night. But, yes, this is our First Anniversary show. And one person will win a lot of SWAG by answering one question. Not a simple one, but one question all the same. And there will be two runner ups.We'll have the usual lot and some surprise guests. Hell, I might even show up. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check it out and subscribe via iTunes:http://snipurl.com/videosandboxitunesSubscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss Video Sandblog: http://phranky.libsyn.comOnline: http://www.thevideosandbox.comVisit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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It's my time of the week again. Produce the show, write the copy. And life falls somewhere in between.This week we have The Human Condition. We have a fantastic music video. A DCLugi that for many of us hits close to home. We've been there but HEY! - we came in 17th! Dennis brings us his opinion piece and it's time for another round of "Spot the Seam."And we're raffling off free botox injections and a six pack of Barry Bonds Screamin' Roids! Can't be bad.So, join us won't you? We're a fairly hygienic lot and we've all had our shots (some Botox, some Jose Quervo). Otherwise you leave us no choice but to tell your mother what you've been doing Friday nights.Don' try to look so innocent!Oh, and I noticed on the Frappr that we have viewer in Canada. Can you recommend a really good Baco Noir?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check it out and subscribe via iTunes:http://snipurl.com/videosandboxitunesSubscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss Video Sandblog: http://phranky.libsyn.comOnline: http://www.thevideosandbox.comVisit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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Well, hello there, boys and girls. Can't you just feel it in the air? In fact, I think that I can feel it crawling up my pant leg.We're awfully close to the Anniversary Show. That's right. And someone's gonna win themselves a lot of prizes from the likes of Rogue Amoeba, RealMac Software, Freeverse and more.And what's more, we'll have a special guest (and I don't mean the postman. he's a muckity-muck. Can you say muckity-muck? Of course not. You haven't mastered phonetics, yet.Will there be plenty of frosted cakes and vanilla ice cream. No. No, there won't.But you had better be there just the same.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check it out and subscribe via iTunes:http://snipurl.com/videosandboxitunesSubscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss Video Sandblog: http://phranky.libsyn.comOnline: http://www.thevideosandbox.comVisit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandboxOr YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandboxTake a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101

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Video Sandbox 46 American Idle I still don't get this story with the astronaut. (00 miles and a Depends. I would think that you would want to stop and take a break. I mean, there's a Waffle House every three exits down south. And, sadly, Anna Nicole Smith died after I recorded the show. But, as I understand it, she went peacefully in her sleep, smothered by her implants. Oh yeah, there's also a show this week, Episode 46. It features Mel Torment, Dick Cavett and Bippo, the Human Lungfish. A splendid time is guaranteed for all. If you're not happy with the show, I'll gladly refund your money! Also: the Human Condition deals with a hairball, there's DCLugi and his disease, plus the ever lovely Dennis Sellers (he calls himself Lil, but everyone knows him as Nancy). So download, double-click and dropout. But first, take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley: http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101 Let them know that we're busting our tails over here. Remember, you can subscribe to The Video Sandbox w/ Frank Petrieâ through iTunes, FireAnt, and Democracy...or just copy and paste into the aggregator of your choice. Each new edition of TVSw/FP will be available each and every Friday evening, so make sure that you have some microwavable popcorn and RC Cola at the ready. Thanks for watching The Video Sandbox with Frank Petrie! And don't forget - my birthday's coming up in just 10 months! ____________________ Check it out and subscribe via iTunes: http://snipurl.com/videosandboxitunes Subscribe directly at http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss Video Sandblog: http://phranky.libsyn.com Online:Âhttp://www.thevideosandbox.com Visit us on MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/thevideosandbox Or YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/thevideosandbox

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Video Sandbox 45 Returning Repeatedly Just seven more episodes and we can celebrate our first year anniversary! I'm already piling up the SWAG: an Audio Hijack + Fission bundle from Rogue Amoeba, six month Extra! memberships from Screencast Online, 1Psswd from Agile Solutions Software and assorted toupees from Donald Trump among other things We'll have special guests and we'ill have longtime friends of the show. That's FEB 23rd, so mark it down on your calendar or write it on the palm of your hand! This week: - The Human Condition - DCLugi - Why They Laugh - ShoutThing - Op-Edd - and some Podsafe Music! But we're also working on some new segments for upcoming episodes. Like Mole or Beauty Mark. And My SmartPhone Can Beat Up Your SmartPhone. If you have any segment ideas or just wanna send me money, go to www.thevideosandbox.com > Contacts > feedback. And a new intro. In the meantime, here's a question for you to email me your answer - What is more likely to happen to you in your lifetime, die in a plane crash or have Dick Cheney shoot off your upper lip? And why? Have a great week, campers.

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Video Sandbox 44Returning to the scene of the crime2007! In February, we'll be celebrating our first anniversary. Over the course of that year, we have learned a lot. Maybe too much. Way too much.This week:-  Comedian Marc Meron-  The Human Condition-  DCLugi-  ShoutThing-  Amanda escorted out of CES-  and some Podsafe Music!You have till the end of January (just several days left) to take advantage of the Koingo Software bundle at:www.koingoSW.com/promos/digitaldatacompanionDuring the break, I was surfing one day and I came across a picture of Leo Laporte. I must have spent at least an hour looking at it, but I'll be darned if I can find the seam! Can you?Trying to get some more swag for you guys. It would really help if you would all pin the Frappr board and start sending comments to the Sandblog. Not insisting, just saying ...

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Let's Give It Another Go2007! In February, we'll be celebrating our first anniversary. Over the course of that year, we have learned a lot. Maybe too much.This week:Ãï Comedian Marc MeronÃï The Human ConditionÃï DCLugiÃï ShoutThingÃï Free HugsÃï and some Podsafe Music!Not a bad start, but definitely have to get back into the routine.The web site is down and we don't know why! And the computer is on the fritz and we don't know why! The monitor is acting up and I don't know why!Why?

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Meanwhile, back in 2007...C'mon, c'mon. Wakey, wakey! The dream is over and its time to get back to the 9 to 5. It was a wonderful week with all those product announcements ( and I consider the iPhone to be at least five products) and probable record number of attendees.Plus, as an added bonus, everyone at CES in Las Vegas were talking about what was happening at Macworld. And with the name change, why shouldn't they.Except poor Mr. Gates. He still doesn't get it. And he never will. I'm actually feeling a little sorry for the guy. (Naw, kust kidding! Who could feel sorry for such a deluded robber baron?)In our final episode, we dole out the 2007 Macsimum Awards. The biggest surprise is that the iPhone didn't make the cut!Gawd, but you're gullible.Till 2008 ... ta ta.

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Y'know, attending Macworld isn't fun and games. There's a lot of networking, researching and writing going on. From the comfort of a luxury hotel room.With yellow stripes. And comfy pillows.Unfortunately, some of us get left behind to deal with the day-to-day trials and tribulations. Still, I'm not complaining. Someone has to assemble the show. (Cold hearted...)Dennis shows us more of what he saw on the show floor. To see all of his photos, point your browser towards <http://www.twango.com/search/DSellers?tab=media>.And don't forget to leave your comments and thoughts of Macworld at <http://www.thevideosandbox.com> in the Sandblog.Till then,Stay warm.

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The glaze over our eyes is slowly melting away and now we can start seeing what the Stevenote has left behind.There's the Apple iPhone (who's name is already under litigation with Cisco), The Apple TV, the new citrus scented 802.11n and the Paramount movie catalogue. Excellent, particularly when you consider all the devices that make up the iPhone (although a wood like to see an optional can opener and zircon encrusted tweezers).Now we start wading through all the third party booths and listening to all the pundits. I guess that I'm going to have to go down to the MacworldExpo site to get a list of all the booths and start cramming (in a nice way, of course).BTW, I now have comments on the Sandblog at www.thevideosandbox.com. Leave some email about what you think of all of this and i'll read it on the show.Until tomorrow, nighty night.

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It came. It went. And we we're all the better for it.It'll take several weeks to sink in (it took two weeks for my phone number). So many toys packed into the iPhone alone. It even julienne fries. The only thing it isn't is free.Let Gates party at his social. As for me, let me go where dreams come true - Apple, Inc. 802.11n, AppleTV. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!After all is said and done, all I can do is repeat what one of the attendees said: "Wow. Just wow." - MacDailyNewsSee y'all tomorrow. Ta ta.www;thevideosandbox.com

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Finally, it's here.We had to wade through Thanksgiving, Christmas and nine dozen bowl games. But now the moment has arrived.The Stevenote.It's scheduled for two hours, so unless Megadeath is appearing, there should be some surprises. The Beatles catalogue perhaps? Free MacBook Pros throughout the month of April?Zune knock-offs?Who knows. Either way, Macsimum News' Chief Macsimizer and I will be bringing you daily updates. And to complete you Applescape, download "Mac OS Ken" from the Macsimum News site.So, may all your wishes come true. But particularly mine.

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Another shorty this week. I'm catching my breath to bring you reports from Dennis at Macworld each day next week. So here's our line-up:â The Human Condition â Podsafe Music - "Waiting" by The AvidsAnd don't forget, <b><em>Koingo Software</em></b> is offering a 50% discount to Sandboxers for a limited time only. Nearly $40, Digital Data Companion combines MacPilot and Data Guardian (which offers MEGAstrength 448-bit encryption for passwords and much more), but for a limited time, get this special software bundle for only $19.95.And for even more great tools for your Mac, Koingo is also offering its full suite of software tools in their Total Utility Package available for just $59.95 - nearly half of its regular price when sold separately. Get your 50% savings right now by visiting Koingo Software at <span class="link">www.koingoSW.com/promos/digitaldatacompanion</span>.Offer ends January 30, 2007. Limit one discount per household and may not be combined with any other offer. That's right, put your Wendy's coupons away. Brought to you by Koingo Software, MacsimumNews, The Apple Groups Team, Mac OS Ken and The Video Sandbox with Bob Hussein.Hope your Gnu Year is off to a great start and that the Stevenote ratchets it up two notches or so.Ta ta.

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So, what gives?It's the hollandaise and I'm Bushed, as well as Cheynied. I need time off, too.Next week will be another AVS. Then the week after that, Dennis will be sending me feeds from MWSF2k7 which I'll post each night.I'm vapor. I'm toast. I'm off (in a good way).

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The Video Sandbox - brought to you into stereo!This week:    â DCLugi Snippets    â The Human Condition    â Bush, the Orator    â "Five for"    â We announce our second Koingo bundle winner    â Koingo Software contest    â Od-Edd    â Podsafe MusicThe holidays are here, all 90 of them. So, at the pleasure of insulting Bill "M. Grinch" O'Reilly. "Happy Holidays."Koingo Software has center stage as our current contest. There's ONE complete copy of Koingo Software's "Digital Data Companion" bundle left after Mark Fleser won the second one on The Video Sandbox. Fleser should sound familiar, he's the winner in every contest we've ever run. Why? Cause he enters. PLUS Koingo Software is offering discounts for our viewers for a limited time only. That limit - January30,  2007. Check it out the goods at http://www.koingosw.com.To submit your answer go to http://www.thevideosandbox.com and click on Contacts>Contest. I also except pecan pies, pictures of dead presidents or MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo laptops.Get the Video Sandbox through iTunes, FireAnt, Democracy or Bob. Go to http://www.thevideosandbox.com to directly visit these directories or just copy and paste http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss into the aggregator of your choice. The new edition will be available every Friday evening or Saturday morn, depending on how long it takes to compress and if I can stay awake. Download, double-click, drop out.Also, PLEASE take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101The Video Sandbox is brought to you in conjunction with Macsimum News, The Apple Groups Team and the bank.Yo can stop shopping now...

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Gotta roll. You're on our own.

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The Video Sandbox - now with 400% more simians! And that lemony fresh scent! This week: â DCLugi Music Video â The News â The Human Condition â Bush and the iPod â "Five for" with TAGTeam's Daniel East â We announce our first Koingo bundle winner â Koingo Software contest â Od-Edd â Podsafe Music This week's show is sick. As am I. There's a stomach bug going round but I won't let it stop me. But I will need a few pit stops. Koingo Software has center stage as our current contest. There's TWO complete copies ofÂKoingo Software's "Digital Data Companion" bundle left after Dustin Anderson won the first one on The Video Sandbox PLUS Koingo Software is offering discounts for our viewers for a limited time only. That limit - January 2007. Check it out the goods at http://www.koingosw.com. To submit your answers or just send money, go to http://www.thevideosandbox.comÂand click on Contacts>Contest. Also excepted MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo laptops. Also, time permitting, I'm going to take my power chair and attempt to jump seven school buses end to end. Weather permitting. Otherwise, I'll demonstrate the Top Five tax dodges of all time. (Is that the phone ringing?) Get the Video Sandbox through iTunes, FireAnt, Democracy or Bob. Go to http://www.thevideosandbox.com to directly visit these directories or just copy and paste http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss into the aggregator of your choice. The new edition will be available every Friday evening or Saturday morn, depending on how long it takes to compress and if I can stay awake. Download, double-click, drop out. Also, PLEASE take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley: http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101 The Video Sandbox is brought to you in conjunction with Macsimum News, The Apple Groups Team and the bank. Crack your knuckles and start your holiday shopping.

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MacsimumNews.com's THE VIDEO SANDBOX, Ep. 39 ___________________ As promised last week, the world has gone monkey mad and I'm making a faithful effort to include simians in the show. We'll see how it goes. This week: â The News â The Human Condition â DCLugi A.D.D. Shopping Network â We announce our iPod Shuffle contest winner â Od-Edd â Koingo Software contest â Podsafe Music No more phone calls, please. We have a winner! Watch the show to find out the winner of our iPod Shuffle contest. Now, Koingo Software has center stage. There's THREE complete copies ofÂKoingo Software's "Digital Data Companion" bundle on The Video Sandbox PLUS Koingo Software is offering discounts for our viewers for a limited time only. That limit - January 2007. Check it out the goods at http://www.koingosw.com. To submit your answers or just send money, go to http://www.thevideosandbox.comÂand click on Contacts>Contest. Also excepted MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo laptops. Get the Video Sandbox through iTunes, FireAnt, Democracy or Bob. Or just copy and paste http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss into the aggregator of your choice. The new edition will be available every Friday evening or Saturday morn, depending on how long it takes to compress. Download, double-click and drop out. Also, PLEASE take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley: http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101 Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving. Now, wake up and start holiday shopping.

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MacsimumNews.com's THE VIDEO SANDBOX, Ep. 38___________________Seeing as monkeys have become the rage, I'm going to try and work some monkey stuff into the show. And perhaps some foul language, as well. Do you hear me HBO?This week:    â The Human Condition    â DCLugi prank call    â Shuffle contest    â Od-Edd    â Koingo Software contest    â Podsafe MusicSwag-o-mite! We're giving away lots. Plus discounts. Maybe it's too much but everything has to go!!! There's THREE complete copies of Koingo Software's "Digital Data Companion" on The Video Sandbox PLUS Koingo Software is offering discounts for our viewers for a limited time only. Check it out the goods at http://www.koingosw.com. Then you have one more week (plus a bonus week) to guess the expiration date of the quart of milk in my frig because I'm taking off for the vacatiion. Send all contest submissions to contest(at)thevideosandbox.comTo submit your answers or just send money, go to http://www.thevideosandbox.com  Also excepted MacBook Pro Core Duo 2 laptops.Get the Video Sandbox through iTunes, FireAnt, Democracy or Bob. Or just copy and paste http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss into the aggregator of your choice. The new edition will be available every Friday evening. Download, double-click and drop out.Also, PLEASE take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101Happy Thanksgiving. Have a good nap.

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MacsimumNews.com's THE VIDEO SANDBOX, Ep. 37___________________What is it with monkeys all of a sudden? Ferguson entertains "cheeky wee monkeys," Penn Jilette has "Monkey Tuesdays" and Letterman wouldn't wish his problems "to a monkey on a rock." What am I missing here? This show is monkey-free. Would ratings increase if monkeys were to become an integral part of the show? Beethoven had a monkey and he did alright.Swag-o-rama. We're giving away lots. Plus discounts. First, we're giving away three complete copies of Koingo Software's "Digital Data Companion" on The Video Sandbox PLUS offering Koingo Software discounts for our viewers (the losers) for a limited time only. Check it out at http://www.koingosw.com. You also have two more weeks to guess the expiration date in my frig and win yourself a Shuffle. Send all contest submissions to contest@thevideosandbox.comTo submit your answers or to explain Pi, go to http://www.thevideosandbox.com  Also excepted Dutch Apple Crumb Pie recipes.Get the Video Sandbox through iTunes, FireAnt, Democracy or Bob. Or just copy and paste http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss into the aggregator of your choice. The new edition will be available every Friday evening. Download, double-click and drop out.You can subscribe via iTunes at:<http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=128692865>Also, PLEASE take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101That's all. Carry on.

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This week, we practice our voting skills. There's our weekly peek at the Human Condition and Od-Edd. You could appear on The Video Sandbox, too. Send me a link to your video, I'll download it and put it on ShoutThing. No camera? Send an audio recording. Don't like the sound of your voice? Email me. Just contact me! (Gawd, I'm lonely.)Vote and you could win a new iPod Shuffle. It's easy to do. But there's still more practice. We're giving away three complete copies of Koingo Software's "Digital Data Companion" on The Video Sandbox PLUS offering a 50% discount for our viewers (the losers) for a limited time only. Check it out at http://www.koingosw.com. Any questions? Answers at http://www.thevideosandbox.com  Well ... actually ... there's no answers there, but go just the same.You can subscribe to Video Sandbox through iTunes, FireAnt, Democracy or Bob. Or just copy and paste http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss into the aggregator of your choice. The new edition will be available every Friday evening. Download, double-click and drop out.You can subscribe via iTunes at:<http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=128692865>And one more favor. PLEASE take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley:http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101BTW, send all contest submissions to: contest@thevideosandbox.comAnd remember to vote. For the Video Sandbox.

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MacsimumNews.com's THE VIDEO SANDBOX with Frank Petrie, Ep. 35 ___________________ This week, we have a plethora of information. birthdays, cold medicines and hot air. And that's just the regular news. This week's Human Condition, among other things, asks firefighters the question, "Boxers or Briefs?". Dennis Sellers, Macsimum News' founder/editor checks in with his weekly "Od-Edd" segment. And I'm pretty sure DCLugi is in there somewhere. And you could win a new iPod Shuffle. It's easy, too. Just guess the expiration date on the milk carton in my fridge!  Watch the vidcast for complete contest rules. REMEMBER: You gotta watch if you want to win... Don't want a Shuffle? Beginning this week, we're going to be giving away three complete copies of Koingo Software's "Digital Data Companion" on The Video Sandbox and offering a 50% discount for our viewers (the losers) for a limited time only. Check it out at http://www.koingosw.com. Any questions? Answers at http://www.thevideosandbox.com  How do you watch it? By utilizing your rods and your cones. (Learned that in biology class.) Wanna appear on The Video Sandbox? Send me a link to your video, I'll download it and put it on ShoutThing. No camera? Send an audio recording. Don't like the sound of your voice? Email me. Don't have a computer? How You reading this!?! You can subscribe to Video Sandbox through iTunes, FireAnt, Democracy or your local DMV. Or just copy and paste http://phranky.libsyn.com/rss into the aggregator of your choice. The new edition will be available every Friday evening (Saturday morn if more than three Guinness are involved). Download, double-click and drop out. You can subscribe via iTunes at:<http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=128692865> And one more favor. PLEASE take a moment and vote for TVS at PodCastAlley: http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=21101 BTW, send all contest submissions to: contest@thevideosandbox.com That's all for now. You're dismissed.

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The holidays are looming. Halloween is in a week. Thanksgiving is in a month. And Christmas, Hanukah and the return of "24" is in about two months. So we go to a shopping center, so I can show you just what you're up against in this "booming" economy.This week, we have a "Five for" from Jayson Adams of Circus Ponies, the creators of Notebook. We have a music video from DCLugi.And as a special treat for the kiddies, we have a story of bawdy escapades at the Disney Resort in Paris. Who knew Mickey was walking on the wild side!We have a contest to win an iPod Shuffle, should they ever come out. Watch the video for contest rules.And if that's not enough, beginning next week, we're going to be giving away three copies of their Koingo Software's "Digital Data Companion" on The Video Sandbox and offering a 50% discount for our viewers for a limited time only.So let us summarize. Free entertainment. News. Music. An interview. And booty.Any questions? Answers at www.thevideosandbox.com.

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Video Sandbox 33: Google Me If you had $1.65m. What would YouBuy? Well, If you're Google you rip a page from the Bill Gates' business strategy playbook. Can't beat 'em - buy 'em! What will Google do with YouTube? Maybe be the gatekeeper for all advertising? Charge ... oh, maybe... networks for uploading promos for feature films and TV shows. Or running those annoying 15 second Microsoft and American Express ads before the video begins playing. Y'know somewhere Gates and Ballmer are all cuddly and cooing, "They get it! They get it!" I don't know why, I have a feeling that somehow Rumsfeld is involved and has denied everything. But that's just me. This week, the Plant Psychic returns, humans are conditioned and learn the simple steps to play the rehab card. And help me figure out a contest idea for a shuffle. Best reason to play the rehab card?

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Video Sandbox 32: Pod, pod, pod I'm starting to really become scared by now. Apple is turning into Microsoft in terms of sheer hubris. They want to control usage of the word "pod;" I want to control the word "keyboard." All I ask is that each unit of any product using the word "keyboard" send me a penny per unit sold. Steve, my accountants will be getting back to you with a number in the near future. We have all had our fun with Senator Stevens' remark about the internet being "a series of tubes." But I feel that it was taken out of context. So, this week, Senator Stevens gets his due. And, believe it or not, humans are still conditionally questionable. And we'll prove it. Twice. Dennis proposes a way to lead Stevenote attendees into Chapter 11 with as little effort as possible. You don't even have to leave your chair. I wonder if they'll also have a complimentary on site judge and a cesspool of attorneys?

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Video Sandbox 31: All Creatures Great and Small I have one great suggestion that could not only settle whose guilty or not guilty at Gitmo and at the same time save billions of dollars. The source - you'll be as surprised as I was when it dawned on me. There's a theme to this week's show like on Merv Griffin (ask Grandpa).We check the condition of humans, animals and plants. And some really interesting Podsafe Music. So enjoy the show, enjoy you're week and enjoy fall. And buy bonds (ask Grandpa).

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Video Sandbox 30: My Brain Hurts The most important fact that you will take away from this week's episode is that pandas and liquor don't mix. I have the proof, 80%. If that's all you learn this week, I will have been of service. But it doesn't stop there. Far from it. Inquiring minds want to know - why do men's cotton briefs come in zip-lock bags? It's an enigma, wrapped inside a riddle, inside this stupid resealable plastic bag! And why? Are freshness dates next? It's nice to know that some government agency is concerned with my loins. Or is it? Then Dennis confesses. He has iMac envy. Light an extra candle for Dennis tonight. And, naturally, some podsafe music for you to sample. And all of this in one, single download. Absolutely free. For you, that is. This show is costing me an arm and a leg.

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Video Sandbox 29: A Stack Too Far What was I thinking? I just left the MUG meeting and we made our usual foray to the diner. I promised myself just a bagel. But like Lorelei sang her siren song, dashing hapless sailors against the rocks, those pancakes were calling out to me. Each griddle cake knew my name. It was no contest. What has this to do with Episode 29, you ask? Not a thing. But it's a lesson that hope all other MUG members will heed.

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Video Sandbox 27: Little Bytes We're beginning to see light at the end of the tunnel. The computer is running better than it has in years and I tied up a lot of personal loose ends. So now we can get back to things. This week we are going to focus on Apple's September 12th Showtime in Paris. Plus we're going to get serious over the politics of journalism. Then we'll blow-up a pony. And I still need an idea from you, the viewers, as to what to do for our next contest. Like to talk about something else? Email me at chief@thevideosandbox.com

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Video Sandbox 27: Back to the Future It's been a rough couple of weeks, but still, we were able to hobble together a couple of episodes with tape and chewing gum. So we're back, just in time for the end of summer. But we're patient. We're loyal. And we will be back when you return from the holiday. So, this weekend, run your iPods empty. We'll have our latest show at the ready to fill it up when you return home. This week, we have a piece from DCLugi, od-edd and the latest examples of the Human Condition. And we will have to come up with another contest to run. We're open to suggestions. And I'll root around for a prize. Send your suggestions should be sent to chief@thevideosandbox.com.

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Video Sandbox 26: Forever young Regarding this weekâs Video Sandboxâthe weekly, official vodcast of Macsimum Newsâ this week we announce the winner of âBoy, That Sucks,â who wins a free copy of SuperDuper!. Thereâs me, then thereâs you, then thereâs a scandalous sex video, then Dennis Sellers and finally some music from the PSM Network. Also, do you have any shorts or videos of rants that you would like to see on ShoutThing? Just send me an URL where I can download it and give it a gander. You could be on an upcoming episode. Submissions should be 5 minutes or under in length. Send me the info at shout@thevideosandbox.com. WARNING: There may be no episode next week as my Mac is screwed up (I played with the â root). So, if thereâs no episode next week, go outside, breathe deeeply, pound your chest and light up a cigarette. Maybe read a book. Or go see Sam Jackson and the â************ snakes on the ************ plane.â You can subscribe to Video Sandbox through iTunes, FireAnt, and Democracy. Or just copy and paste into the aggregator of your choice. The new edition will be available Friday evening.

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Video Sandbox 25: Boxers or Briefs? All of my life I've worn either briefs or gone commando. But for the first time in my life, I'm considering boxers. Why? I've been asking myself the same question all week (had some time to kill). I'm not sure if it's age or mental pause. But, I've already told you more than you wan to know. Plus, Mel Gibson has been taking a lot of heat from the media and rightfully so. No one should condone such remarks. But they are amplified more if you're a public figure than if you were a regular schmoe. So, Tiddles and I decided to see if we could take a little pressure off of him. Also in this weeks episode, Dennis recaps the WWDC announcements and it's the last week of our "Boy, That Sucks" contest. Your last chance to win a free copy of 'SuperDuper!,' the best backup software for your buck, IMHO. Hey, listen ... if you are gonna drop by, could you pick up some beer? And maybe something to munch on?

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Video Sandbox 24: New Ride Unveiled at Disneyworld Disappointed at what actor Mel Gibson sees as the 'Hollywood liberal elite,' Mr.Gibson has convinced the top brass at Florida's most profitable pleasure resort to erect a new ride named, "Shalom, Officer: The Ride." Described as a "3-D, interactive extravaganza," the rider is transported first to the Pacific Coast Highway where he appears to sit next to Mr. Gibson while he confronts a California Highway patrolman. In this re-enactment, Mr. Gibson makes no anti-semetic references, but instead says to the officer, "Dang, but those are spiffy shoes!" Mr. Gibson's publicist, when asked whether or not this was an effort to glaze over his recent DUI incident, the publicist said, "In no way does this dismiss Mr. Gibson's behavior. By the way, would anyone like a pickle?" In this week's episode, Rhona, who is carrying Dr. Featherton's baby as the result of a brief fling, is disheartened by the news that the Washington Nationals didn't deal Alfonso Soriano to Oakland before Monday's trade deadline. There's also some other stuff in the trunk.

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Video Sandbox 23: Marketing 101Being one of the tech world's most market savvy corporations, Microsoft has announced yet another name change. First there was Longhorn and then Vista. Now, taking advantage of recent news events, Microsoft has renamed it's upcoming OS release, "World War III.""Microsoft has always been on the cutting edge of events and trends," said spokesperson Wilma Diskboot. Concurrently, Microsoft announced that the release date of "World War III" would most likely be sometime during the third quarter of Armageddon.As for this week's full-color episode (there'll be stereo, as well), we have a self-interview with Paul Kafasis, CEO/Lackey of Rogue Amoeba Software, Dennis Sellers jumping through a hogshead of real fire, and Steve Balmer dancing like there's no tomorrow.Let's hope there isn't.

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Video Sandbox 22: Not Your Father's Episode 22Time's a wastin', so why not waste a little more.This week, The "Boy, That Sucks" contest continues. Send in a video or an email to chief@thevideosandbox.com and tell all the boys and girls what really pries up your fingernails. The person with the best entry wins a copy of SuperDuper! so that'll be one less thing that sucks.Dennis has triumphantly returned from The Big Easy. Hopefully, they had a productive time "muckin' in." But he's back with another Op-Edd. Or so we hope?This week I'll present incontrovertible evidence that Beethoven was from New Jersey and composed the major body of his work in front of telly. And Laura Bush may drop by for a chat!Then there's sport.

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No really! The sucking sound is gawd awful! This week we're going to try a new segment - "Boy, That Sucks." I'm going to list a number of things that I think suck. And these will be just for starters. But every one of you know things that suck. So, watch the first installment of the segment and then send in your thoughts on things that suck. After a month, we'll narrow it down to the top three, then pick the top one. And that person will win a copy of SuperDuper!, because, after-all, nothing sucks more than losing all your data and having no backup! Right? Just send your list to chief@thevideosandbox.com. And two weeks ago, I ran a video from DCLugi that was a parody of U2 videos and Bono called "Someone Tell Sam Jackson He's My Bro." Well, I received a number of responses to the video and we'll look at some of them. Dennis, unfortunately, cannot be here this week but hopefully we'll find a stand-in. He's on a working vacation helping to clean-up New Orleans. Can you believe it - it's been almost a year since Katrina? But never fear. Everything is back to normal on Monday. If you call this normal.

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Video Sandbox 20: That's Entertainment! Another week has slid right by but nobody seems to have gotten into any trouble. Kenneth Lay died, but in my opinion, he got off easy. But I'll bet you Rushbo is cooking something up. We review the Human Condition for the week. And nothing has changed there. SS, DD. Although one person was very original in exposing the Human Condition. We will celebrate The Beatles, whose music is now around forty years old (ask your grandfather). It's a special tribute to the boys who are over my shoulder each and every episode. And naturally, some new material for you to check out from the Podsafe Music Network. So join us. Or send me a check made out to Cash.

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Video Sandbox 19: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World It's been a crazed week. Limbaugh is found with Viagra in someone else's name. Riots break out over a World Cup game. A new superbug is linked to tattooing. This is definitely a week where the Human Condition is in full flower. And we're going to celebrate with several Human Condition stories. And the stories that I just listed are in the mainstream media. We don't go anywhere near there. Nowhere near there. Dennis will be here with another Op-Edd. Maybe I'll tell you about Tiddles. Or maybe I'll brush my teeth while singing some tune. Now that's entertainment! And speaking of entertainment, I save the best for last. All I'll say is that we have an extremely special guest visiting us this week. I can say no more.

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Video Sandbox 17: On and on and on and on. Frank has fallen off of the wagon. He's smoking. He's eating pizza. And, wurst of all, he's back on the soda. It's his crystal meth. This week in the Video Sandbox, we have The Human Condition, Op-Edd, ShoutThing, music, cartwheels, alligator wrestling, and we're going to blow-up a pony! A cute one, too!. With a braided mane and pretty ribbons tied 'round it's tail. And then there's Sport. Everybody has World Cup fever and we're going to refuse to talk about it. That's right. You won't hear it here first. Why? If you saw the USA play the Czechs, then you know why. And to wrap it all up, we stop.

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THIS WEEK on Episode 16: Nothing compares 2, Chicago 1.Frank's a touch on edge this week because of the cold turkey, but our plucky hero manages to pull the show off just the same.This week we have The Human Condition, 'Five For' Dennis Sellers. ShoutThing and a tribute to a gifted musician . So, join Frank for twenty minutes or so. He really does need some human contact.And a pepperoni pizza.

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THIS WEEK on Episode 15: Changes in the WindI'm growing bored so there are going to be some changes made around here. Will try out some segments and see how they do. We will have The Human Condition, music and Dennis' Op-Edd. There's some new segments coming down the pike, too. When they arrive, we'll see how they do, eh?I also need your help. As of this week, I signed on with a new family practitioner. Result: I have to cold turkey three staples of my lifestyle - soda, cigarettes (which i took up again after a twenty year hiatus) and pizza. All simultaneously! So I'm asking you to help me out! Keep an eye on me. Let me know if I'm getting more irritable than normal!And it may not happen, but Dick Cheney said that he would try and give 'Truth or Tale' a shot.Well, somebody had to say it. Short straw.

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THIS WEEK in Episode 14: DORIS GETS HER OATS.We have a winner from last week's Truth or Tale, and he even sent along a bumper that we'll use. Thanks, Mark.The more and more that I hear about this possible Bird Flu pandemic, the more and more neurotic I become. So, this week, I'll take steps to protect myself during the program, just in case any of you are carriers. I know, I know ... carriers are usually associated with pigeons, but you're just gonna have to fly with this.

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Video Sandbox 13This week in the Sandbox, as this is our 13th episode, we discuss triskaidekaphobia, naturally. We have 'Truth or Tale,' Dennis Sellers' Op-Edd., and more.We will also show you how to hack an atom using nothing more than ordinary cotton swabs, an 8p nail, and a ball peen hammer.Join us. It's free. It's the law.

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Video Sandbox 12This week is a full tank. We have another installment of 'The Human Condition,' podsafe music, and I will attempt to balance a dual 2.5 Ghz G5 on the end of a piece of paper. And for this month's "Truth or Tales' we play for a copy of Rogue Amoeba's Audio HiJack Pro. Plus we learn about Lord Don McAllister, VBE.A splendid time is guaranteed for some.

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C'est la F---ing Vie.

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Episode 10: A Full SlateThis week in the Video Sandbox, we have David Feng reporting from China, 'Truth or Tale,' Dennis' Op-Edd, and keep up with the Human Condition.And this week, I introduce you to a gentleman who is a quadriplegic who is trying to keep the dream of Dana and Christopher Reeves alive through rap.A splendid time is guaranteed for all.

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DON'T MISS IT! Beautiful women flying tens of feet over the ground performing feats of aeronautic ballet. Men swallowing lit torches - THREE AT A TIME! Horses prancing about the ring as gymnasts execute unbelievable maneuvers! If you can find that, don't miss it! Otherwise, tune into the Video Sandbox. I may have an extra sandwich.

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"Trainspotting by Braille" Time again for our weekly ramblings. Everyone is on holiday, so there's no interview this week. We have Don McAllister with our UK/European report, Gene and Bryan with another 'Truth or Tale,' the ever lovely Dennis, and the fate of ShoutThing. A splendid time is guaranteed for some.

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"As if ..." This week we have a different kind of interview as we talk at length with Christopher Breen about the cultural, societal, and political impacts of the iPod. Our China correspondent is busy, we receive a stern warning from our hero, there's "Truth or Tale" again, Dennis' Op-Ed, and as always, some excellent Podsafe Music. This is what the internet was meant to be. All of this brought to you by hard working people who don't make a dime. We'll have to remedy that somehow.

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"The Much Maligned White Metal Tool." Feauring an interview with Maria O. Arguello, Apple Regional Liason. She explains just what kind of booty is available to UGs from Apple and how to procure it. We welcome Australian correspondent Nichols Pyers. Unfortunately, we hooked up earlier this week and Nicholas didn't have time to produce a segment. ShoutThing gets a makeover. Now I ask you questions. This week: Desert Island Luncheon Meats. Gene and Bryan are back with another round of 'Truth or Tale." Don't forget, be the first to reach me with the correct answer and win a free roll of Scott's Paper Towel! Sadly, due to time constraints, Jeff Graber is pulling "The Inside Wire Segment." Thanks for your help, jeff, geting this dog-n-pony show off of the ground. And finally, we miss Dennis' Op-Ed piece. Thank you iDisk.

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What do you think? Or haven't you been watching? Hmmmm?

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"I Wanna Be Sedated" It was six-year old Terry's birthday and her dream came true - she received pets. Tragically, she had no experience caring for them, so she placed the puppy in the fish tank and let the goldfish out in the backyard, then went back inside for some more cake. At precisely that moment, our hero awoke from his horrific dream in a cold, clammy sweat. He found that he had been transformed into a giant ... cold, clammy guy.

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"The Full Nine Yards" Our hero has a full line-up and he couldn't be happier. (Well, yes, he could, really!) There's an interview with Chuck Joiner of MacNotables and The MUG Center, a Canadian ShoutThing, the first round of 'Truth or Tale,' help from 'The Inside Wire,' Mr. Seller's Op-Ed piece, and two great cuts from the Podsafe Music Network. The episode's a little long, but you had nothing specific to do, anyway.

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"Return of the Sith" MUSIC: "Stay With Me"; 77 South INTERVIEW : A cat SHOUTBOX: Rant GAMESHOW: Truth or Tales (HometownTales.com) OP-ED: Dennis Sellers; Commentary on Apple's February 28th event (MacsimumNews.com) MUSIC: Teresa James & The Rhythm Tramps

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"In the beginning ..." Well, here we go. In the first episode, our hero fleshes out what the show is all about. Plus there's an interview with Dennis Sellers, Chief Macsimizer at Macsimum News.

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