LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Shitty Teachers Busted ? Sumurai Killa ? 40 Chambers of shame!? Net Pervert Busted ? NOT ME!? Heat kills 24 Peepz ? More Air for us!? Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 CabbiesYOU GOT BLINGED:? Mets star ? Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!?? Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army ? in other news Jack Joins Army? McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA!? Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-AmericanBIG FINISH:BOTTLE BOMBZ!Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Welcome to our Special SNAKES ON PLANE episode, bitches! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? 100 Mil MTA Office = Pookie Living in Luxory? Fake Kid Scam... Fuck Birth! Faking it nets you 113Gs!? Don't Piss Off UK Mothers ? Baby Bottle Bombz? Jon Benet Ramsey Killer is NOT Div? Cops Busted for HookersYOU GOT BLINGED:? Boy George = Boy Janitor? Kate Hudson Divorces Husband (because of infidelity with NYCB podcast host)? David Copperfield Finds Fountain of Youth (Snakes are not the only things on crack apparently)? Paris CD = What's Next ? Sex Creams?? DiCaprio Gay Porn MovieBIG FINISH:SNAKES ON PLANE REVIEW!Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness?.LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Motherfucking Hot!? Assology? Miami Vice Pirates ? Real Blinging Estate? Hospital Complaints = Roach in GlassYOU GOT BLINGED:? Paris would bang Paris apparently? Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs)? K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy? Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!)? Welcome Back, Welcome Back Fat-Ass! Travolota is Fat Again? Jacko Fires EverybodyBIG FINISH:MEL GIBSON GETS DRUNK AND GOES APE-SHIT ON JEWSEmail us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA ? we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast.BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH.AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Peeper Skillz? Bear killed in NJ Because it Wanted to Eat Children? Rolling Rock = Favorite Non-Crunk Beer? Subway Flasher = Mad Prep Time?!YOU GOT BLINGED:? Model Falls out of RV. (This is why you listen to this show)? 1. Britney Spears endangers Kid? 2. Oops She Banged With No Protection AGAIN!? 3. K-Fed's Album has Gotten Killed in IraqBIG FINISH:? David Blaine = Underwater PussyPlus, THE BLINGLIST.Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her.LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Fish Murderer? Kid gets belted in front of class!? Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right)? Tombstone Crack? Transplant WeddingYOU GOT BLINGED:? Fat Bitchney Statue ? WTF?? Friends No More? Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?)? Basic In-Stink ? Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina? Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not?BIG FINISH:Naomi Campbell beats Maid viciously with Cell Phone. How can you resist not listening to us?Plus, THE BLINGLIST.Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comVisit: http://nycomedybling.blogspot.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Central Park Coyote ? Run Hal Run!? NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr? NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses? Subwaypalooza? Parole Officer Ratings!? NYU Best School in Bizarro World YOU GOT BLINGED:? $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served? Zagat Shopping Survey? Snakes on Plane coverage!? Cruise must hate furniture? Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina?? Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudesBIG FINISH:Charlie Sheen gets intelligent and explains 9/11 conspiracy. HAHAHA!Plus, THE BLINGLIST.Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.*LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Black Power Kiddie? Subway Thug busted by Mom? Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers? Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results!YOU GOT BLINGED:? K-Fed is on allowance? Chef from South Park Resigns? Colin Farrell's sex tape = Millions for Playboy Slut? Jessica Simpson to cool for BushBIG FINISH:Three 6 Mafia = Whips out their Oscar to get into ClubsPlus, THE BLINGLIST.Email us to get a shoutout: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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CONGRATULATIONS TO US! 10th EPISODE BITCHES! Thanks for listening. Subscribe to this podcast and be there when we hit 25!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Racist Deli Moron? NY Rated 32nd "Livable" City? Bloomy's Snapple Deal tastes like Banana-Kiwi-Ass? How to beat NYC tickets? Pope 'Pod ? Blingin' P-Daddy? MTA Complaints get higher than Snoop on marijuana plantationYOU GOT BLINGED:? Fat + Britney = Fatney? ? "Boy George" escapes being "Boy in George"? Luthor Vandross Gay? NYCB offers pathetic analysis.? Brokeback Man, Heath tells us what it's like to kiss men. Jack barfs.BIG FINISH:Oscarz ? News NYCB found interesting, hottest chicks and dudes and who's tits were on the verge of popping out? FIND OUT.Plus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:

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For whatever reason, the funny headlines this week were all sex-related! We present our most perverted show ever!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Sausage Shaving Part 2 ? Starting Young? Sperm Club ? (My lawyer prohibitis me from commenting) ? NYPD Whore Monger!? 4yr old player? NOT.YOU GOT BLINGED:? Anna Nicole Smith actually looking hot? Barry Bonds = Keep womens clothing away from him? Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip? Little Kim's Titties are Leaking!BIG FINISH:Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation ? Need we say more?Plus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Div goes undercover in THE Woman's Lockeroom for the last week of February! OH HELL YEAH!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Pickle Caper? Funeral Home Body Snatching? Lottery Bling? H&R Bitch? Jurassic Beaver found!YOU GOT BLINGED:? Samuel L. Jackson illiterate?? Mr Britney = Mr.Pathetic? Celebrity Thief sent to Big House? Nicole Kidman marries redneck?BIG FINISH:D-Trump goes ape-shit on M-StewPlus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Smacking down the third week of February!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? 27 inches, bitches!? Food Stamp Cops? Sexual Harassment for chicks? Gym Teacher Bribe Action? Cemetary Poo DudesYOU GOT BLINGED:? Kid Rock Porno: umm... HELL NO!? Michael Jackson Hush Money? P-Hilt bombed with white stuff? Winter Olympics pimp slapped by American IdolBIG FINISH:Cheney shoots his dawg in the face! Plus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Special guest, Tony ? smackin' up NYC with us in the 2nd week of February.LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Cat Cop ? Busta's Bling Handler - K.I.A.? Bloomy Goes Nuts, fires solitaire loser? Bomb Bitch ? "Whoops, I forgot about 9-11"? Principal Panty PervertYOU GOT BLINGED:? Britney's Baby = Airbag? P. Diddy's Gay Uncle was stylin'? Mo Titties, No Problemz? Ellen Barkin = $20 million dollar pigeon ladyBIG FINISH:Grammy Awards = Titties Extravaganza!Plus, THE BLINGLIST.SUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Complete comic obliteration of the first week of February by Jack & Div.LISTEN NOW: NYCB NEWS:? Poo on my lawn and i'll poo on your hair? Dancing Dragons = Chinese New Year? M-Bloom's galpal: Not a freak? Beat Children ? But not to death? Isiah (un)love child? G-Bush says no Humanimals? New Metrocard technolo... ZZZ...YOU GOT BLINGED:? And the Oscar goes to... Paris Hilton's Vagina!? Michael Jackson = Hates NYCB? Razzies (Jack does the worst Rock impersonation in the history of mankind)? Kirsten Dunst + Skank Desease = Crackwhore BitchBIG FINISH:Brokeback Mountain = Dookie LovePlus, find out who's on the BLINGLIST!SUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Big Pimpin' the fourth week of January!LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS:? Beer Truck vs. Bear Maul? Phat Pillz? Bed Bugs vs. Roaches: Gang WarYOU GOT BLINGED:? Miss Michael Jackson? Katie Holme's turkey baster? Kimora Lee Simmons = Fabulously Crazy BitchBIG FINSH:Isiah Thomas Lawsuit Verdict: Vagina DeniedAnd the BLING LIST, the three most blingingest of the week!SUBSCRIBE NOW: My Odeo Channel (odeo/dcb28e3625b47b60)

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Blowin' up the 3rd week of JanuaryLISTEN NOW: NYCB News:? H-Clint vs. L-Bush? Ground Coffee... er I mean Zero? Subway reception conniptionYou got blinged:? Janet Jackson's got milk? Han Solo loves Chewbacca?? Div goes ballistic over celebrity cultureBig Finish:? Osama Bin Laden = True playaBling List:Find out who's the top 3 blingingestSend hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Jack and Div break down what's poppin' the second week of 2006.LISTEN NOW: ? Lindsay Lohan: NASA lover? Best/Worst dressed list? Top NY Dog? NYCB analyzes Schwarzenegger injury? 40oz + Bagel = Crazy Delicious ? Star Jones diet: Protein rich? Big Finish: Brangelina Baby? *New* ? Top 3 of the week Send hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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Jack and Div take you through what's poppin' the first week of 2006.LISTEN NOW: ? Happy Holidays! = Give me presents!? New Years' Resolutions: Blingin' 2006? Lindsay Lohan: Even I wouldn't hit it? Mob War or Gang War?? Memoirs of a Geisha: Lil Kim wants to sell you something for $200,000 dollarsSend hatemail and loveletters to: nycomedybling@gmail.comSUBSCRIBE NOW:

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